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The Dark or Inappropriate Humor Thread

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  • jon-nycJ Offline
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    jon-nyc
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    #648

    Lol

    Only non-witches get due process.

    • Cotton Mather, Salem Massachusetts, 1692
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      jon-nyc
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      #649

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      Only non-witches get due process.

      • Cotton Mather, Salem Massachusetts, 1692
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        @jon-nyc Florida Woman

        The Florida Woman charged with receiving oral sex from her dog confessed to the crime and told cops that the male Husky, named Loki, was just “being curious,” according to a felony complaint.

        Christina Calello, 36, and Geoffrey Springer, 39, were arrested Tuesday and charged with sexual activity involving animals, a felony. Police identified Springer as Calello’s former boyfriend.

        Investigators say they recently recovered a video--shot by Springer--showing “the animal performing oral sex on his ex girlfriend.” The video was stored on a flash drive in a “folder titled ‘XXX Sex Videos Loki.’”

        The recording was made in “May/June 2022,” according to a complaint that does not reveal how police obtained Springer’s “personal USB drive.”

        Springer identified Calello as the woman in the video, according to cops who noted that both Calello and the woman in the clip have a “heart shape tattoo on her hip area.” Additionally, Springer said Calello “has engaged in 30-50 sexual acts with the dog in a time span of 8 years.”

        "Now look here, you Baltic gas passer... " - Mik, 6/14/08

        The saying, "Lite is just one damn thing after another," is a gross understatement. The damn things overlap.

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        • George KG Offline
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          #651

          Makes you want to take up photography.

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          "Now look here, you Baltic gas passer... " - Mik, 6/14/08

          The saying, "Lite is just one damn thing after another," is a gross understatement. The damn things overlap.

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            Mik
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            “I am fond of pigs. Dogs look up to us. Cats look down on us. Pigs treat us as equals.” ~Winston S. Churchill

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              • George KG Offline
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                George K
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                #654

                My wife said I should stop making stupid puns and take her abortion more seriously.

                I won't let this defetus.

                "Now look here, you Baltic gas passer... " - Mik, 6/14/08

                The saying, "Lite is just one damn thing after another," is a gross understatement. The damn things overlap.

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                • jon-nycJ Offline
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                  #655

                  What’s the difference between weed and pussy?

                  If you smell the weed from across the room, it’s good.

                  Only non-witches get due process.

                  • Cotton Mather, Salem Massachusetts, 1692
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                  • jon-nycJ jon-nyc

                    What’s the difference between weed and pussy?

                    If you smell the weed from across the room, it’s good.

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                    George K
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                    #656

                    @jon-nyc said in The Dark or Inappropriate Humor Thread:

                    What’s the difference between weed and pussy?

                    If you smell the weed from across the room, it’s good.

                    I consider myself lucky that I hadn't poured my first (cheap) Scotch of the evening.

                    "Now look here, you Baltic gas passer... " - Mik, 6/14/08

                    The saying, "Lite is just one damn thing after another," is a gross understatement. The damn things overlap.

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                      jon-nyc
                      wrote on last edited by
                      #657

                      What’s the difference between Usain Bolt and Hitler?

                      Usain Bolt can actually finish a race.

                      Only non-witches get due process.

                      • Cotton Mather, Salem Massachusetts, 1692
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                      • jon-nycJ jon-nyc

                        What’s the difference between Usain Bolt and Hitler?

                        Usain Bolt can actually finish a race.

                        George KG Offline
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                        George K
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                        @jon-nyc said in The Dark or Inappropriate Humor Thread:

                        What’s the difference between Usain Bolt and Hitler?

                        Usain Bolt can actually finish a race.

                        My keyboard was in need of some (cheap) Scotch.

                        "Now look here, you Baltic gas passer... " - Mik, 6/14/08

                        The saying, "Lite is just one damn thing after another," is a gross understatement. The damn things overlap.

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                          George K
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                          "Now look here, you Baltic gas passer... " - Mik, 6/14/08

                          The saying, "Lite is just one damn thing after another," is a gross understatement. The damn things overlap.

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                            jon-nyc
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                            #660

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                            Only non-witches get due process.

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                              Klaus
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                              I'm not quite sure this is the right thread but I found that answer fascinating.

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                                "Now look here, you Baltic gas passer... " - Mik, 6/14/08

                                The saying, "Lite is just one damn thing after another," is a gross understatement. The damn things overlap.

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                                  George K
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                                  "Now look here, you Baltic gas passer... " - Mik, 6/14/08

                                  The saying, "Lite is just one damn thing after another," is a gross understatement. The damn things overlap.

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                                    jon-nyc
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                                    Only non-witches get due process.

                                    • Cotton Mather, Salem Massachusetts, 1692
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                                      @jon-nyc said in The Dark or Inappropriate Humor Thread:

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                                      Nice handle. 😄

                                      Please love yourself.

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                                          jon-nyc
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                                          Only non-witches get due process.

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