The Dark or Inappropriate Humor Thread
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Life Hack: If you’re into necrophilia, get a waterbed. It feels like the corpse is participating. 
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@jon-nyc said in The Dark or Inappropriate Humor Thread: If you’re into necrophilia I'm not. That's because necrophilia is dead boring. @George-K said in The Dark or Inappropriate Humor Thread: @jon-nyc said in The Dark or Inappropriate Humor Thread: If you’re into necrophilia I'm not. That's because necrophilia is dead boring. That’s cold, man. 
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How can you tell if your wife is dead? The sex is the same, but the dishes start to pile up. 
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(At my boss's funeral kneeling and whispering at coffin): "Who's thinking outside the box now Gary?" @George-K said in The Dark or Inappropriate Humor Thread: (At my boss's funeral kneeling and whispering at coffin): "Who's thinking outside the box now Gary?" That's great 
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He caught me sniffing his sister’s panties. It didn’t help that she was still wearing them. Who knew the funeral of a child could be so awkward? @jon-nyc said in The Dark or Inappropriate Humor Thread: He caught me sniffing his sister’s panties. It didn’t help that she was still wearing them. Who knew the funeral of a child could be so awkward? OK - That's right up there with the baby microwave joke. 















