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The Dark or Inappropriate Humor Thread

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  • jon-nycJ Online
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    jon-nyc
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    #611

    Life Hack:

    If you’re into necrophilia, get a waterbed. It feels like the corpse is participating.

    Only non-witches get due process.

    • Cotton Mather, Salem Massachusetts, 1692
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    • jon-nycJ jon-nyc

      Life Hack:

      If you’re into necrophilia, get a waterbed. It feels like the corpse is participating.

      George KG Offline
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      George K
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      #612

      @jon-nyc said in The Dark or Inappropriate Humor Thread:

      If you’re into necrophilia

      I'm not.

      That's because necrophilia is dead boring.

      "Now look here, you Baltic gas passer... " - Mik, 6/14/08

      The saying, "Lite is just one damn thing after another," is a gross understatement. The damn things overlap.

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      • George KG George K

        @jon-nyc said in The Dark or Inappropriate Humor Thread:

        If you’re into necrophilia

        I'm not.

        That's because necrophilia is dead boring.

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        #613

        @George-K said in The Dark or Inappropriate Humor Thread:

        @jon-nyc said in The Dark or Inappropriate Humor Thread:

        If you’re into necrophilia

        I'm not.

        That's because necrophilia is dead boring.

        That’s cold, man.

        The Brad

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          #614

          How can you tell if your wife is dead? The sex is the same, but the dishes start to pile up.

          Success is measured by your discipline and inner peace. – Mike Ditka

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          • Catseye3C Catseye3

            How can you tell if your wife is dead? The sex is the same, but the dishes start to pile up.

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            George K
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            #615

            @Catseye3 said in The Dark or Inappropriate Humor Thread:

            How can you tell if your wife is dead? The sex is the same, but the dishes start to pile up.

            Another dead boring joke...

            "Now look here, you Baltic gas passer... " - Mik, 6/14/08

            The saying, "Lite is just one damn thing after another," is a gross understatement. The damn things overlap.

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            • MikM Away
              MikM Away
              Mik
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              #616

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              “I am fond of pigs. Dogs look up to us. Cats look down on us. Pigs treat us as equals.” ~Winston S. Churchill

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              • George KG Offline
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                George K
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                #617

                (At my boss's funeral kneeling and whispering at coffin):

                "Who's thinking outside the box now Gary?"

                "Now look here, you Baltic gas passer... " - Mik, 6/14/08

                The saying, "Lite is just one damn thing after another," is a gross understatement. The damn things overlap.

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                • George KG George K

                  (At my boss's funeral kneeling and whispering at coffin):

                  "Who's thinking outside the box now Gary?"

                  Doctor PhibesD Offline
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                  Doctor Phibes
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                  #618

                  @George-K said in The Dark or Inappropriate Humor Thread:

                  (At my boss's funeral kneeling and whispering at coffin):

                  "Who's thinking outside the box now Gary?"

                  That's great

                  I was only joking

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                  • MikM Mik

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                    @Mik said in The Dark or Inappropriate Humor Thread:

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                    lol

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                      George K
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                      "Now look here, you Baltic gas passer... " - Mik, 6/14/08

                      The saying, "Lite is just one damn thing after another," is a gross understatement. The damn things overlap.

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                      • jon-nycJ Online
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                        jon-nyc
                        wrote on last edited by
                        #621

                        He caught me sniffing his sister’s panties. It didn’t help that she was still wearing them.

                        Who knew the funeral of a child could be so awkward?

                        Only non-witches get due process.

                        • Cotton Mather, Salem Massachusetts, 1692
                        George KG 1 Reply Last reply
                        • jon-nycJ jon-nyc

                          He caught me sniffing his sister’s panties. It didn’t help that she was still wearing them.

                          Who knew the funeral of a child could be so awkward?

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                          George K
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                          @jon-nyc said in The Dark or Inappropriate Humor Thread:

                          He caught me sniffing his sister’s panties. It didn’t help that she was still wearing them.

                          Who knew the funeral of a child could be so awkward?

                          OK - That's right up there with the baby microwave joke.

                          "Now look here, you Baltic gas passer... " - Mik, 6/14/08

                          The saying, "Lite is just one damn thing after another," is a gross understatement. The damn things overlap.

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                          • MikM Away
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                            Mik
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                            #623

                            That's bad, even for Jon. 😆

                            “I am fond of pigs. Dogs look up to us. Cats look down on us. Pigs treat us as equals.” ~Winston S. Churchill

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                              George K
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                              "Now look here, you Baltic gas passer... " - Mik, 6/14/08

                              The saying, "Lite is just one damn thing after another," is a gross understatement. The damn things overlap.

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                                MikM Away
                                MikM Away
                                Mik
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                                #625

                                @George-K Haaahaahaaahahaa!

                                “I am fond of pigs. Dogs look up to us. Cats look down on us. Pigs treat us as equals.” ~Winston S. Churchill

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                                  Mik
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                                  “I am fond of pigs. Dogs look up to us. Cats look down on us. Pigs treat us as equals.” ~Winston S. Churchill

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                                    "Now look here, you Baltic gas passer... " - Mik, 6/14/08

                                    The saying, "Lite is just one damn thing after another," is a gross understatement. The damn things overlap.

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                                      "Now look here, you Baltic gas passer... " - Mik, 6/14/08

                                      The saying, "Lite is just one damn thing after another," is a gross understatement. The damn things overlap.

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                                        George K
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                                        "Now look here, you Baltic gas passer... " - Mik, 6/14/08

                                        The saying, "Lite is just one damn thing after another," is a gross understatement. The damn things overlap.

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                                          jon-nyc
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                                          #630

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                                          Only non-witches get due process.

                                          • Cotton Mather, Salem Massachusetts, 1692
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