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The Dark or Inappropriate Humor Thread

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  • J jon-nyc
    9 Jul 2022, 18:53

    So I asked this Jewish girl for her number.

    She told me they use names now.

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    George K
    wrote on 9 Jul 2022, 22:07 last edited by
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    @jon-nyc said in The Dark or Inappropriate Humor Thread:

    So I asked this Jewish girl for her number.

    She told me they use names now.

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    "Now look here, you Baltic gas passer... " - Mik, 6/14/08

    The saying, "Lite is just one damn thing after another," is a gross understatement. The damn things overlap.

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      jon-nyc
      wrote on 10 Jul 2022, 08:47 last edited by
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      What sound do babies make in the microwave?

      I don’t know either, I was too busy jacking off.

      Only non-witches get due process.

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      • J jon-nyc
        10 Jul 2022, 08:47

        What sound do babies make in the microwave?

        I don’t know either, I was too busy jacking off.

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        George K
        wrote on 10 Jul 2022, 11:48 last edited by
        #603

        @jon-nyc said in The Dark or Inappropriate Humor Thread:

        What sound do babies make in the microwave?

        I don’t know either, I was too busy jacking off.

        Well, that's a new high.

        You know how people say, "I LOLed at that?"

        I literally LOLed, and Mrs. George asked what's so funny.

        "Never mind..."

        "Now look here, you Baltic gas passer... " - Mik, 6/14/08

        The saying, "Lite is just one damn thing after another," is a gross understatement. The damn things overlap.

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        • G George K
          10 Jul 2022, 11:48

          @jon-nyc said in The Dark or Inappropriate Humor Thread:

          What sound do babies make in the microwave?

          I don’t know either, I was too busy jacking off.

          Well, that's a new high.

          You know how people say, "I LOLed at that?"

          I literally LOLed, and Mrs. George asked what's so funny.

          "Never mind..."

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          jon-nyc
          wrote on 10 Jul 2022, 11:51 last edited by
          #604

          @George-K

          I think it’s a contender for the most inappropriate joke ever told on TNCR. It’s certainly in the team photo.

          Only non-witches get due process.

          • Cotton Mather, Salem Massachusetts, 1692
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          • G George K
            10 Jul 2022, 11:48

            @jon-nyc said in The Dark or Inappropriate Humor Thread:

            What sound do babies make in the microwave?

            I don’t know either, I was too busy jacking off.

            Well, that's a new high.

            You know how people say, "I LOLed at that?"

            I literally LOLed, and Mrs. George asked what's so funny.

            "Never mind..."

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            Catseye3
            wrote on 10 Jul 2022, 11:52 last edited by
            #605

            @George-K said in The Dark or Inappropriate Humor Thread:

            Well, that's a new high.

            My angel and my devil were at war over this. My devil was impelled to laugh and my angel wanted to go all Judge Judy.

            My devil won, but not by much.

            I guess we're just bad people, George.

            Success is measured by your discipline and inner peace. – Mike Ditka

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              George K
              wrote on 11 Jul 2022, 13:59 last edited by
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              "Now look here, you Baltic gas passer... " - Mik, 6/14/08

              The saying, "Lite is just one damn thing after another," is a gross understatement. The damn things overlap.

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              • J jon-nyc
                10 Jul 2022, 11:51

                @George-K

                I think it’s a contender for the most inappropriate joke ever told on TNCR. It’s certainly in the team photo.

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                Mik
                wrote on 11 Jul 2022, 14:19 last edited by Mik 7 Nov 2022, 14:20
                #607

                @jon-nyc said in The Dark or Inappropriate Humor Thread:

                @George-K

                I think it’s a contender for the most inappropriate joke ever told on TNCR. It’s certainly in the team photo.

                Without a doubt. 😆

                It is true to the spirit of the thread in every way.

                “I am fond of pigs. Dogs look up to us. Cats look down on us. Pigs treat us as equals.” ~Winston S. Churchill

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                  George K
                  wrote on 12 Jul 2022, 11:13 last edited by
                  #608

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                  "Now look here, you Baltic gas passer... " - Mik, 6/14/08

                  The saying, "Lite is just one damn thing after another," is a gross understatement. The damn things overlap.

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                    Catseye3
                    wrote on 12 Jul 2022, 15:56 last edited by
                    #609

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                    Success is measured by your discipline and inner peace. – Mike Ditka

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                      George K
                      wrote on 16 Jul 2022, 12:37 last edited by
                      #610

                      At the dating agency

                      • “I’m looking for an unattached American lady who isn’t bothered by premature ejaculation.”

                      • “A single Yank?”

                      • “Well, I’m not that quick!”

                      "Now look here, you Baltic gas passer... " - Mik, 6/14/08

                      The saying, "Lite is just one damn thing after another," is a gross understatement. The damn things overlap.

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                        jon-nyc
                        wrote on 16 Jul 2022, 20:27 last edited by
                        #611

                        Life Hack:

                        If you’re into necrophilia, get a waterbed. It feels like the corpse is participating.

                        Only non-witches get due process.

                        • Cotton Mather, Salem Massachusetts, 1692
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                        • J jon-nyc
                          16 Jul 2022, 20:27

                          Life Hack:

                          If you’re into necrophilia, get a waterbed. It feels like the corpse is participating.

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                          George K
                          wrote on 16 Jul 2022, 21:02 last edited by
                          #612

                          @jon-nyc said in The Dark or Inappropriate Humor Thread:

                          If you’re into necrophilia

                          I'm not.

                          That's because necrophilia is dead boring.

                          "Now look here, you Baltic gas passer... " - Mik, 6/14/08

                          The saying, "Lite is just one damn thing after another," is a gross understatement. The damn things overlap.

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                          • G George K
                            16 Jul 2022, 21:02

                            @jon-nyc said in The Dark or Inappropriate Humor Thread:

                            If you’re into necrophilia

                            I'm not.

                            That's because necrophilia is dead boring.

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                            LuFins Dad
                            wrote on 17 Jul 2022, 00:11 last edited by
                            #613

                            @George-K said in The Dark or Inappropriate Humor Thread:

                            @jon-nyc said in The Dark or Inappropriate Humor Thread:

                            If you’re into necrophilia

                            I'm not.

                            That's because necrophilia is dead boring.

                            That’s cold, man.

                            The Brad

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                              Catseye3
                              wrote on 21 Jul 2022, 00:15 last edited by
                              #614

                              How can you tell if your wife is dead? The sex is the same, but the dishes start to pile up.

                              Success is measured by your discipline and inner peace. – Mike Ditka

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                              • C Catseye3
                                21 Jul 2022, 00:15

                                How can you tell if your wife is dead? The sex is the same, but the dishes start to pile up.

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                                George K
                                wrote on 21 Jul 2022, 00:16 last edited by
                                #615

                                @Catseye3 said in The Dark or Inappropriate Humor Thread:

                                How can you tell if your wife is dead? The sex is the same, but the dishes start to pile up.

                                Another dead boring joke...

                                "Now look here, you Baltic gas passer... " - Mik, 6/14/08

                                The saying, "Lite is just one damn thing after another," is a gross understatement. The damn things overlap.

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                                  Mik
                                  wrote on 22 Jul 2022, 13:38 last edited by
                                  #616

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                                  “I am fond of pigs. Dogs look up to us. Cats look down on us. Pigs treat us as equals.” ~Winston S. Churchill

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                                    George K
                                    wrote on 22 Jul 2022, 14:15 last edited by
                                    #617

                                    (At my boss's funeral kneeling and whispering at coffin):

                                    "Who's thinking outside the box now Gary?"

                                    "Now look here, you Baltic gas passer... " - Mik, 6/14/08

                                    The saying, "Lite is just one damn thing after another," is a gross understatement. The damn things overlap.

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                                    • G George K
                                      22 Jul 2022, 14:15

                                      (At my boss's funeral kneeling and whispering at coffin):

                                      "Who's thinking outside the box now Gary?"

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                                      Doctor Phibes
                                      wrote on 22 Jul 2022, 14:21 last edited by
                                      #618

                                      @George-K said in The Dark or Inappropriate Humor Thread:

                                      (At my boss's funeral kneeling and whispering at coffin):

                                      "Who's thinking outside the box now Gary?"

                                      That's great

                                      I was only joking

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                                      • M Mik
                                        22 Jul 2022, 13:38

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                                        mark
                                        wrote on 22 Jul 2022, 14:58 last edited by
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                                        @Mik said in The Dark or Inappropriate Humor Thread:

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                                        lol

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                                          George K
                                          wrote on 23 Jul 2022, 17:48 last edited by
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                                          "Now look here, you Baltic gas passer... " - Mik, 6/14/08

                                          The saying, "Lite is just one damn thing after another," is a gross understatement. The damn things overlap.

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