The Dark or Inappropriate Humor Thread

[George K]

@jon-nyc said in The Dark or Inappropriate Humor Thread:

So I asked this Jewish girl for her number.

She told me they use names now.

[jon-nyc]

What sound do babies make in the microwave?

I don’t know either, I was too busy jacking off.

[George K]

@jon-nyc said in The Dark or Inappropriate Humor Thread:

What sound do babies make in the microwave?

I don’t know either, I was too busy jacking off.

Well, that's a new high.

You know how people say, "I LOLed at that?"

I literally LOLed, and Mrs. George asked what's so funny.

"Never mind..."

[jon-nyc]

@George-K

I think it’s a contender for the most inappropriate joke ever told on TNCR. It’s certainly in the team photo.

[Catseye3]

@George-K said in The Dark or Inappropriate Humor Thread:

Well, that's a new high.

My angel and my devil were at war over this. My devil was impelled to laugh and my angel wanted to go all Judge Judy.

My devil won, but not by much.

I guess we're just bad people, George.

[George K]

[Mik]

@jon-nyc said in The Dark or Inappropriate Humor Thread:

@George-K

I think it’s a contender for the most inappropriate joke ever told on TNCR. It’s certainly in the team photo.

Without a doubt.

It is true to the spirit of the thread in every way.

[George K]

[Catseye3]

[George K]

At the dating agency

• “I’m looking for an unattached American lady who isn’t bothered by premature ejaculation.”

• “A single Yank?”

• “Well, I’m not that quick!”

[jon-nyc]

Life Hack:

If you’re into necrophilia, get a waterbed. It feels like the corpse is participating.

[George K]

@jon-nyc said in The Dark or Inappropriate Humor Thread:

If you’re into necrophilia

I'm not.

That's because necrophilia is dead boring.

[LuFins Dad]

@George-K said in The Dark or Inappropriate Humor Thread:

@jon-nyc said in The Dark or Inappropriate Humor Thread:

If you’re into necrophilia

I'm not.

That's because necrophilia is dead boring.

That’s cold, man.

[Catseye3]

How can you tell if your wife is dead? The sex is the same, but the dishes start to pile up.

[George K]

@Catseye3 said in The Dark or Inappropriate Humor Thread:

How can you tell if your wife is dead? The sex is the same, but the dishes start to pile up.

Another dead boring joke...

[Mik]

[George K]

(At my boss's funeral kneeling and whispering at coffin):

"Who's thinking outside the box now Gary?"

[Doctor Phibes]

@George-K said in The Dark or Inappropriate Humor Thread:

(At my boss's funeral kneeling and whispering at coffin):

"Who's thinking outside the box now Gary?"

That's great

[mark]

@Mik said in The Dark or Inappropriate Humor Thread:

lol

[George K]