The Dark or Inappropriate Humor Thread
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@xenon said in The Dark or Inappropriate Humor Thread:
It took me a while to not see that.
's OK. We can still be friends.
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@George-K said in The Dark or Inappropriate Humor Thread:
Well that's because you're a Yankee. We don't have that problem in the south, because we pronounce it "caw" not "cah"..... so down here the L is optional.
You caulkasians crack me up..........
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Hilarious
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“I really wanted kids when I was in my early 20s but I could just never lure them into my car. No, I’m kidding… I don’t have a licence.”
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I’m no fool - I gotta see the candy myself before I get in that van.
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When I checked into my hotel on a recent trip I said to the lady at the registration desk, "I hope the porn channel in my room is disabled," to which she replied, "No, it's regular porn, you sick bastard.”
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When I checked into my hotel on a recent trip I said to the lady at the registration desk, "I hope the porn channel in my room is disabled," to which she replied, "No, it's regular porn, you sick bastard.”
wrote on 28 Feb 2022, 15:11 last edited by@George-K said in The Dark or Inappropriate Humor Thread:
When I checked into my hotel on a recent trip I said to the lady at the registration desk, "I hope the porn channel in my room is disabled," to which she replied, "No, it's regular porn, you sick bastard.”
I shouldn't have been reading this while on my conference call...
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Flight Attendant: “Would you like some headphones?”
Me: “Sure. but how did you know my name is Phones?”
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Flight Attendant: “Would you like some headphones?”
Me: “Sure. but how did you know my name is Phones?”
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@Catseye3 said in The Dark or Inappropriate Humor Thread:
@George-K (Eyeroll.)
"Are you a pole vaulter?"
"No, I am German, but how did you know my name was Walter?"
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@Catseye3 said in The Dark or Inappropriate Humor Thread:
@George-K (Eyeroll.)
"Are you a pole vaulter?"
"No, I am German, but how did you know my name was Walter?"
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One of my pet peeves is the almost constant use of mobile phones by people while driving, shopping, in the movies, dining and in line at the supermarket etc.
Does no one know how to say 'I'll call you right back'?
I was on the beach at Daytona and I had to just sit there and listen to this woman for at least an hour while she talked on her mobile phone and pranced back forth in front of me.
I couldn't concentrate on my book.
click to showHow thoughtless and inconsiderate can she be?
I almost got up and moved!
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