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The Dark or Inappropriate Humor Thread

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  • jon-nycJ Offline
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    jon-nyc
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    #429

    Hilarious

    Only non-witches get due process.

    • Cotton Mather, Salem Massachusetts, 1692
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      Catseye3
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      #430

      “I really wanted kids when I was in my early 20s but I could just never lure them into my car. No, I’m kidding… I don’t have a licence.”

      Success is measured by your discipline and inner peace. – Mike Ditka

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        #431

        I’m no fool - I gotta see the candy myself before I get in that van.

        Only non-witches get due process.

        • Cotton Mather, Salem Massachusetts, 1692
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        • George KG Offline
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          George K
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          When I checked into my hotel on a recent trip I said to the lady at the registration desk, "I hope the porn channel in my room is disabled," to which she replied, "No, it's regular porn, you sick bastard.”

          "Now look here, you Baltic gas passer... " - Mik, 6/14/08

          The saying, "Lite is just one damn thing after another," is a gross understatement. The damn things overlap.

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          • George KG George K

            When I checked into my hotel on a recent trip I said to the lady at the registration desk, "I hope the porn channel in my room is disabled," to which she replied, "No, it's regular porn, you sick bastard.”

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            LuFins Dad
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            #433

            @George-K said in The Dark or Inappropriate Humor Thread:

            When I checked into my hotel on a recent trip I said to the lady at the registration desk, "I hope the porn channel in my room is disabled," to which she replied, "No, it's regular porn, you sick bastard.”

            I shouldn't have been reading this while on my conference call...

            The Brad

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            • George KG Offline
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              George K
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              #434

              Flight Attendant: “Would you like some headphones?”

              Me: “Sure. but how did you know my name is Phones?”

              "Now look here, you Baltic gas passer... " - Mik, 6/14/08

              The saying, "Lite is just one damn thing after another," is a gross understatement. The damn things overlap.

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              • George KG George K

                Flight Attendant: “Would you like some headphones?”

                Me: “Sure. but how did you know my name is Phones?”

                Catseye3C Offline
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                Catseye3
                wrote on last edited by
                #435

                @George-K (Eyeroll.) 😁

                Success is measured by your discipline and inner peace. – Mike Ditka

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                • Catseye3C Catseye3

                  @George-K (Eyeroll.) 😁

                  George KG Offline
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                  George K
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                  @Catseye3 said in The Dark or Inappropriate Humor Thread:

                  @George-K (Eyeroll.) 😁

                  "Are you a pole vaulter?"

                  "No, I am German, but how did you know my name was Walter?"

                  "Now look here, you Baltic gas passer... " - Mik, 6/14/08

                  The saying, "Lite is just one damn thing after another," is a gross understatement. The damn things overlap.

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                  • George KG George K

                    @Catseye3 said in The Dark or Inappropriate Humor Thread:

                    @George-K (Eyeroll.) 😁

                    "Are you a pole vaulter?"

                    "No, I am German, but how did you know my name was Walter?"

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                    wrote on last edited by
                    #437

                    @George-K All right, that's quite enough, Walter George.

                    Success is measured by your discipline and inner peace. – Mike Ditka

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                    • George KG Offline
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                      George K
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                      "Now look here, you Baltic gas passer... " - Mik, 6/14/08

                      The saying, "Lite is just one damn thing after another," is a gross understatement. The damn things overlap.

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                        #439

                        One of my pet peeves is the almost constant use of mobile phones by people while driving, shopping, in the movies, dining and in line at the supermarket etc.

                        Does no one know how to say 'I'll call you right back'?

                        I was on the beach at Daytona and I had to just sit there and listen to this woman for at least an hour while she talked on her mobile phone and pranced back forth in front of me.

                        I couldn't concentrate on my book.

                        click to show

                        heh.jpg

                        How thoughtless and inconsiderate can she be?

                        I almost got up and moved!

                        We have the freedom to choose our actions, but we do not get to choose our consequences.
                        Yes, there are two paths you can go by, but in the long run, there's still time to change the road you're on.

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                        • George KG Offline
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                          George K
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                          #440

                          Hey, @Aqua-s-Sister!

                          Have you read this?

                          Or, have you caused this?

                          image.jpeg

                          "Now look here, you Baltic gas passer... " - Mik, 6/14/08

                          The saying, "Lite is just one damn thing after another," is a gross understatement. The damn things overlap.

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                            George K
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                            FNAfEITVEAAgmEg.jpeg

                            "Now look here, you Baltic gas passer... " - Mik, 6/14/08

                            The saying, "Lite is just one damn thing after another," is a gross understatement. The damn things overlap.

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                              George K
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                              #442

                              What's worse than 2 girls running with scissors?

                              2 girls scissoring with the runs.

                              "Now look here, you Baltic gas passer... " - Mik, 6/14/08

                              The saying, "Lite is just one damn thing after another," is a gross understatement. The damn things overlap.

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                              • jon-nycJ Offline
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                                jon-nyc
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                                #443

                                Actually that’s my fetish.

                                Only non-witches get due process.

                                • Cotton Mather, Salem Massachusetts, 1692
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                                  George K
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                                  "Now look here, you Baltic gas passer... " - Mik, 6/14/08

                                  The saying, "Lite is just one damn thing after another," is a gross understatement. The damn things overlap.

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                                    George K
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                                    FNRr6hLXMAQuZ7o.jpeg

                                    "Now look here, you Baltic gas passer... " - Mik, 6/14/08

                                    The saying, "Lite is just one damn thing after another," is a gross understatement. The damn things overlap.

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                                      jon-nyc
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                                      #446

                                      Link to video

                                      Only non-witches get due process.

                                      • Cotton Mather, Salem Massachusetts, 1692
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                                      • jon-nycJ Offline
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                                        jon-nyc
                                        wrote on last edited by jon-nyc
                                        #447

                                        What’s better than winning six gold medals at the Special Olympics?

                                        Walking.

                                        Only non-witches get due process.

                                        • Cotton Mather, Salem Massachusetts, 1692
                                        George KG 1 Reply Last reply
                                        • jon-nycJ jon-nyc

                                          What’s better than winning six gold medals at the Special Olympics?

                                          Walking.

                                          George KG Offline
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                                          George K
                                          wrote on last edited by
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                                          @jon-nyc said in The Dark or Inappropriate Humor Thread:

                                          What’s better than winning six gold medals at the Special Olympics?

                                          Walking.

                                          OMG that’s great

                                          "Now look here, you Baltic gas passer... " - Mik, 6/14/08

                                          The saying, "Lite is just one damn thing after another," is a gross understatement. The damn things overlap.

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