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The Dark or Inappropriate Humor Thread

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    George K
    wrote on 17 Feb 2022, 14:15 last edited by
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    "Now look here, you Baltic gas passer... " - Mik, 6/14/08

    The saying, "Lite is just one damn thing after another," is a gross understatement. The damn things overlap.

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      Improviso
      wrote on 17 Feb 2022, 19:12 last edited by
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      Hi Friend....

      We have the freedom to choose our actions, but we do not get to choose our consequences.
      Yes, there are two paths you can go by, but in the long run, there's still time to change the road you're on.

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        wrote on 18 Feb 2022, 16:36 last edited by
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        • G George K
          17 Feb 2022, 14:15

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          xenon
          wrote on 18 Feb 2022, 23:48 last edited by
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          @George-K said in The Dark or Inappropriate Humor Thread:

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          It took me a while to not see that.

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          • X xenon
            18 Feb 2022, 23:48

            @George-K said in The Dark or Inappropriate Humor Thread:

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            It took me a while to not see that.

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            George K
            wrote on 18 Feb 2022, 23:50 last edited by
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            @xenon said in The Dark or Inappropriate Humor Thread:

            It took me a while to not see that.

            's OK. We can still be friends.

            "Now look here, you Baltic gas passer... " - Mik, 6/14/08

            The saying, "Lite is just one damn thing after another," is a gross understatement. The damn things overlap.

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              George K
              wrote on 19 Feb 2022, 00:31 last edited by
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              "Now look here, you Baltic gas passer... " - Mik, 6/14/08

              The saying, "Lite is just one damn thing after another," is a gross understatement. The damn things overlap.

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                jon-nyc
                wrote on 19 Feb 2022, 10:29 last edited by
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                You were warned.

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                  George K
                  wrote on 21 Feb 2022, 12:52 last edited by
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                  "Now look here, you Baltic gas passer... " - Mik, 6/14/08

                  The saying, "Lite is just one damn thing after another," is a gross understatement. The damn things overlap.

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                    19 Feb 2022, 00:31

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                    Larry
                    wrote on 21 Feb 2022, 17:30 last edited by
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                    @George-K said in The Dark or Inappropriate Humor Thread:

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                    Well that's because you're a Yankee. We don't have that problem in the south, because we pronounce it "caw" not "cah"..... so down here the L is optional.

                    You caulkasians crack me up..........

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                      George K
                      wrote on 23 Feb 2022, 00:36 last edited by
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                      "Now look here, you Baltic gas passer... " - Mik, 6/14/08

                      The saying, "Lite is just one damn thing after another," is a gross understatement. The damn things overlap.

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                        jon-nyc
                        wrote on 23 Feb 2022, 01:46 last edited by
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                        Hilarious

                        You were warned.

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                          Catseye3
                          wrote on 23 Feb 2022, 21:55 last edited by
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                          “I really wanted kids when I was in my early 20s but I could just never lure them into my car. No, I’m kidding… I don’t have a licence.”

                          Success is measured by your discipline and inner peace. – Mike Ditka

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                            jon-nyc
                            wrote on 24 Feb 2022, 04:42 last edited by
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                            I’m no fool - I gotta see the candy myself before I get in that van.

                            You were warned.

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                              George K
                              wrote on 28 Feb 2022, 14:54 last edited by
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                              When I checked into my hotel on a recent trip I said to the lady at the registration desk, "I hope the porn channel in my room is disabled," to which she replied, "No, it's regular porn, you sick bastard.”

                              "Now look here, you Baltic gas passer... " - Mik, 6/14/08

                              The saying, "Lite is just one damn thing after another," is a gross understatement. The damn things overlap.

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                                28 Feb 2022, 14:54

                                When I checked into my hotel on a recent trip I said to the lady at the registration desk, "I hope the porn channel in my room is disabled," to which she replied, "No, it's regular porn, you sick bastard.”

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                                LuFins Dad
                                wrote on 28 Feb 2022, 15:11 last edited by
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                                @George-K said in The Dark or Inappropriate Humor Thread:

                                When I checked into my hotel on a recent trip I said to the lady at the registration desk, "I hope the porn channel in my room is disabled," to which she replied, "No, it's regular porn, you sick bastard.”

                                I shouldn't have been reading this while on my conference call...

                                The Brad

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                                  George K
                                  wrote on 1 Mar 2022, 23:20 last edited by
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                                  Flight Attendant: “Would you like some headphones?”

                                  Me: “Sure. but how did you know my name is Phones?”

                                  "Now look here, you Baltic gas passer... " - Mik, 6/14/08

                                  The saying, "Lite is just one damn thing after another," is a gross understatement. The damn things overlap.

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                                  • G George K
                                    1 Mar 2022, 23:20

                                    Flight Attendant: “Would you like some headphones?”

                                    Me: “Sure. but how did you know my name is Phones?”

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                                    Catseye3
                                    wrote on 1 Mar 2022, 23:36 last edited by
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                                    @George-K (Eyeroll.) 😁

                                    Success is measured by your discipline and inner peace. – Mike Ditka

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                                      1 Mar 2022, 23:36

                                      @George-K (Eyeroll.) 😁

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                                      George K
                                      wrote on 1 Mar 2022, 23:45 last edited by
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                                      @Catseye3 said in The Dark or Inappropriate Humor Thread:

                                      @George-K (Eyeroll.) 😁

                                      "Are you a pole vaulter?"

                                      "No, I am German, but how did you know my name was Walter?"

                                      "Now look here, you Baltic gas passer... " - Mik, 6/14/08

                                      The saying, "Lite is just one damn thing after another," is a gross understatement. The damn things overlap.

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                                      • G George K
                                        1 Mar 2022, 23:45

                                        @Catseye3 said in The Dark or Inappropriate Humor Thread:

                                        @George-K (Eyeroll.) 😁

                                        "Are you a pole vaulter?"

                                        "No, I am German, but how did you know my name was Walter?"

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                                        Catseye3
                                        wrote on 1 Mar 2022, 23:47 last edited by
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                                        @George-K All right, that's quite enough, Walter George.

                                        Success is measured by your discipline and inner peace. – Mike Ditka

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                                          George K
                                          wrote on 1 Mar 2022, 23:56 last edited by
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                                          "Now look here, you Baltic gas passer... " - Mik, 6/14/08

                                          The saying, "Lite is just one damn thing after another," is a gross understatement. The damn things overlap.

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