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The Dark or Inappropriate Humor Thread

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    George K
    wrote on 17 Feb 2022, 00:04 last edited by
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    "Now look here, you Baltic gas passer... " - Mik, 6/14/08

    The saying, "Lite is just one damn thing after another," is a gross understatement. The damn things overlap.

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      George K
      wrote on 17 Feb 2022, 01:37 last edited by
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      "Now look here, you Baltic gas passer... " - Mik, 6/14/08

      The saying, "Lite is just one damn thing after another," is a gross understatement. The damn things overlap.

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        17 Feb 2022, 01:37

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        Larry
        wrote on 17 Feb 2022, 01:45 last edited by
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        @george-k said in The Dark or Inappropriate Humor Thread:

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        Bahahshahaha

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          George K
          wrote on 17 Feb 2022, 12:53 last edited by
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          Things have been going great since my doctor told me I can masturbate whenever I want.

          His email said I could have a stroke at anytime.

          "Now look here, you Baltic gas passer... " - Mik, 6/14/08

          The saying, "Lite is just one damn thing after another," is a gross understatement. The damn things overlap.

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            George K
            wrote on 17 Feb 2022, 12:55 last edited by
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            My dominatrix asked if I like my new ball-gag.

            I can’t complain.

            "Now look here, you Baltic gas passer... " - Mik, 6/14/08

            The saying, "Lite is just one damn thing after another," is a gross understatement. The damn things overlap.

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              George K
              wrote on 17 Feb 2022, 14:15 last edited by
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              "Now look here, you Baltic gas passer... " - Mik, 6/14/08

              The saying, "Lite is just one damn thing after another," is a gross understatement. The damn things overlap.

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                Improviso
                wrote on 17 Feb 2022, 19:12 last edited by
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                Hi Friend....

                We have the freedom to choose our actions, but we do not get to choose our consequences.
                Yes, there are two paths you can go by, but in the long run, there's still time to change the road you're on.

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                  wrote on 18 Feb 2022, 16:36 last edited by
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                    17 Feb 2022, 14:15

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                    xenon
                    wrote on 18 Feb 2022, 23:48 last edited by
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                    @George-K said in The Dark or Inappropriate Humor Thread:

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                    It took me a while to not see that.

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                    • X xenon
                      18 Feb 2022, 23:48

                      @George-K said in The Dark or Inappropriate Humor Thread:

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                      It took me a while to not see that.

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                      George K
                      wrote on 18 Feb 2022, 23:50 last edited by
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                      @xenon said in The Dark or Inappropriate Humor Thread:

                      It took me a while to not see that.

                      's OK. We can still be friends.

                      "Now look here, you Baltic gas passer... " - Mik, 6/14/08

                      The saying, "Lite is just one damn thing after another," is a gross understatement. The damn things overlap.

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                        George K
                        wrote on 19 Feb 2022, 00:31 last edited by
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                        "Now look here, you Baltic gas passer... " - Mik, 6/14/08

                        The saying, "Lite is just one damn thing after another," is a gross understatement. The damn things overlap.

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                          jon-nyc
                          wrote on 19 Feb 2022, 10:29 last edited by
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                          Only non-witches get due process.

                          • Cotton Mather, Salem Massachusetts, 1692
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                            George K
                            wrote on 21 Feb 2022, 12:52 last edited by
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                            "Now look here, you Baltic gas passer... " - Mik, 6/14/08

                            The saying, "Lite is just one damn thing after another," is a gross understatement. The damn things overlap.

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                              19 Feb 2022, 00:31

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                              Larry
                              wrote on 21 Feb 2022, 17:30 last edited by
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                              @George-K said in The Dark or Inappropriate Humor Thread:

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                              Well that's because you're a Yankee. We don't have that problem in the south, because we pronounce it "caw" not "cah"..... so down here the L is optional.

                              You caulkasians crack me up..........

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                                George K
                                wrote on 23 Feb 2022, 00:36 last edited by
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                                "Now look here, you Baltic gas passer... " - Mik, 6/14/08

                                The saying, "Lite is just one damn thing after another," is a gross understatement. The damn things overlap.

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                                  jon-nyc
                                  wrote on 23 Feb 2022, 01:46 last edited by
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                                  Hilarious

                                  Only non-witches get due process.

                                  • Cotton Mather, Salem Massachusetts, 1692
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                                    Catseye3
                                    wrote on 23 Feb 2022, 21:55 last edited by
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                                    “I really wanted kids when I was in my early 20s but I could just never lure them into my car. No, I’m kidding… I don’t have a licence.”

                                    Success is measured by your discipline and inner peace. – Mike Ditka

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                                      jon-nyc
                                      wrote on 24 Feb 2022, 04:42 last edited by
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                                      I’m no fool - I gotta see the candy myself before I get in that van.

                                      Only non-witches get due process.

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                                        George K
                                        wrote on 28 Feb 2022, 14:54 last edited by
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                                        When I checked into my hotel on a recent trip I said to the lady at the registration desk, "I hope the porn channel in my room is disabled," to which she replied, "No, it's regular porn, you sick bastard.”

                                        "Now look here, you Baltic gas passer... " - Mik, 6/14/08

                                        The saying, "Lite is just one damn thing after another," is a gross understatement. The damn things overlap.

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                                        • G George K
                                          28 Feb 2022, 14:54

                                          When I checked into my hotel on a recent trip I said to the lady at the registration desk, "I hope the porn channel in my room is disabled," to which she replied, "No, it's regular porn, you sick bastard.”

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                                          LuFins Dad
                                          wrote on 28 Feb 2022, 15:11 last edited by
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                                          @George-K said in The Dark or Inappropriate Humor Thread:

                                          When I checked into my hotel on a recent trip I said to the lady at the registration desk, "I hope the porn channel in my room is disabled," to which she replied, "No, it's regular porn, you sick bastard.”

                                          I shouldn't have been reading this while on my conference call...

                                          The Brad

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