The Dark or Inappropriate Humor Thread

[George K]

[George K]

[Larry]

@george-k said in The Dark or Inappropriate Humor Thread:

Bahahshahaha

[George K]

Things have been going great since my doctor told me I can masturbate whenever I want.

His email said I could have a stroke at anytime.

[George K]

My dominatrix asked if I like my new ball-gag.

I can’t complain.

[George K]

[Improviso]

Hi Friend....

[mark]

[xenon]

@George-K said in The Dark or Inappropriate Humor Thread:

It took me a while to not see that.

[George K]

@xenon said in The Dark or Inappropriate Humor Thread:

It took me a while to not see that.

's OK. We can still be friends.

[George K]

[jon-nyc]

[George K]

[Larry]

@George-K said in The Dark or Inappropriate Humor Thread:

Well that's because you're a Yankee. We don't have that problem in the south, because we pronounce it "caw" not "cah"..... so down here the L is optional.

You caulkasians crack me up..........

[George K]

[jon-nyc]

Hilarious

[Catseye3]

“I really wanted kids when I was in my early 20s but I could just never lure them into my car. No, I’m kidding… I don’t have a licence.”

[jon-nyc]

I’m no fool - I gotta see the candy myself before I get in that van.

[George K]

When I checked into my hotel on a recent trip I said to the lady at the registration desk, "I hope the porn channel in my room is disabled," to which she replied, "No, it's regular porn, you sick bastard.”

[LuFins Dad]

@George-K said in The Dark or Inappropriate Humor Thread:

When I checked into my hotel on a recent trip I said to the lady at the registration desk, "I hope the porn channel in my room is disabled," to which she replied, "No, it's regular porn, you sick bastard.”

I shouldn't have been reading this while on my conference call...