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The Dark or Inappropriate Humor Thread

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    Larry
    wrote on 15 Sept 2020, 00:24 last edited by Larry
    #32

    If my ex wife's mother knew how little money I spent on her funeral she'd be rolling over in her ditch...

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      Copper
      wrote on 15 Sept 2020, 00:44 last edited by
      #33

      These last few posts are really funny

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      • L Larry
        15 Sept 2020, 00:24

        If my ex wife's mother knew how little money I spent on her funeral she'd be rolling over in her ditch...

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        Mik
        wrote on 15 Sept 2020, 02:07 last edited by
        #34

        @Larry said in The Dark and Inappropriate Humor Thread:

        If my ex wife's mother knew how little money I spent on her funeral she'd be rolling over in her ditch...

        😆

        “I am fond of pigs. Dogs look up to us. Cats look down on us. Pigs treat us as equals.” ~Winston S. Churchill

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          jon-nyc
          wrote on 25 Sept 2020, 15:48 last edited by
          #35

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          "You never know what worse luck your bad luck has saved you from."
          -Cormac McCarthy

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            jon-nyc
            wrote on 2 Oct 2020, 20:45 last edited by
            #36

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            "You never know what worse luck your bad luck has saved you from."
            -Cormac McCarthy

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              jon-nyc
              wrote on 2 Oct 2020, 20:46 last edited by
              #37

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              "You never know what worse luck your bad luck has saved you from."
              -Cormac McCarthy

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                jon-nyc
                wrote on 3 Oct 2020, 14:45 last edited by
                #38

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                "You never know what worse luck your bad luck has saved you from."
                -Cormac McCarthy

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                  Rainman
                  wrote on 3 Oct 2020, 21:16 last edited by
                  #39

                  You've convinced me, Jon.
                  I want to be like you.

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                    jon-nyc
                    wrote on 9 Oct 2020, 23:18 last edited by
                    #40

                    As soon as I was sent to jail I got thrown over a table and fucked in the arse for almost an hour.

                    All I kept thinking was Uncle Bryan takes Monopoly far too seriously.

                    "You never know what worse luck your bad luck has saved you from."
                    -Cormac McCarthy

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                      jon-nyc
                      wrote on 10 Oct 2020, 21:53 last edited by
                      #41

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                      "You never know what worse luck your bad luck has saved you from."
                      -Cormac McCarthy

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                        jon-nyc
                        wrote on 13 Oct 2020, 14:13 last edited by
                        #42

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                        "You never know what worse luck your bad luck has saved you from."
                        -Cormac McCarthy

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                          Larry
                          wrote on 13 Oct 2020, 19:41 last edited by
                          #43

                          Hahahahaha

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                            Larry
                            wrote on 13 Oct 2020, 19:46 last edited by
                            #44

                            I tried to make vegetable soup the other day but the wheel chair wouldn't fit in the pot...

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                              jon-nyc
                              wrote on 20 Oct 2020, 20:54 last edited by
                              #45

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                              "You never know what worse luck your bad luck has saved you from."
                              -Cormac McCarthy

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                                20 Oct 2020, 20:54

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                                George K
                                wrote on 20 Oct 2020, 20:58 last edited by
                                #46

                                @jon-nyc (cheap) Scotch all over the house.

                                "Now look here, you Baltic gas passer... " - Mik, 6/14/08

                                The saying, "Lite is just one damn thing after another," is a gross understatement. The damn things overlap.

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                                  George K
                                  wrote on 20 Oct 2020, 21:11 last edited by
                                  #47

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                                  "Now look here, you Baltic gas passer... " - Mik, 6/14/08

                                  The saying, "Lite is just one damn thing after another," is a gross understatement. The damn things overlap.

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                                    jon-nyc
                                    wrote on 25 Oct 2020, 15:59 last edited by
                                    #48

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                                    "You never know what worse luck your bad luck has saved you from."
                                    -Cormac McCarthy

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                                      Mik
                                      wrote on 25 Oct 2020, 16:09 last edited by
                                      #49

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                                      “I am fond of pigs. Dogs look up to us. Cats look down on us. Pigs treat us as equals.” ~Winston S. Churchill

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                                        George K
                                        wrote on 27 Oct 2020, 22:25 last edited by
                                        #50

                                        What do you call an orphan taking a selfie?

                                        A family photo

                                        "Now look here, you Baltic gas passer... " - Mik, 6/14/08

                                        The saying, "Lite is just one damn thing after another," is a gross understatement. The damn things overlap.

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                                          Larry
                                          wrote on 27 Oct 2020, 22:53 last edited by
                                          #51

                                          Why can't orphans play baseball....

                                          They don't know where home is...

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