The Dark or Inappropriate Humor Thread
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@taiwan_girl said in The Dark or Inappropriate Humor Thread:
@jon-nyc said in The Dark or Inappropriate Humor Thread:
Hellen Keller walked into a bar...
And a table. And a chair. And a wall....
How did Helen Keller parent punish her?
Rearrange the furniture.
How did Helen Keller's parents punish her?
Put her in a round room and told her to go sit in the corner.
We have the freedom to choose our actions, but we do not get to choose our consequences.
Yes, there are two paths you can go by, but in the long run, there's still time to change the road you're on. -
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Jack and Jill went up the hill
So Jack could lick Jill’s candy.
Jack got quite a shock
And a mouthful of cock
Because Jill’s real name is Randy -
@improviso said in The Dark or Inappropriate Humor Thread:
@taiwan_girl said in The Dark or Inappropriate Humor Thread:
@jon-nyc said in The Dark or Inappropriate Humor Thread:
Hellen Keller walked into a bar...
And a table. And a chair. And a wall....
How did Helen Keller parent punish her?
Rearrange the furniture.
How did Helen Keller's parents punish her?
Put her in a round room and told her to go sit in the corner.
How did Helen Keller’s parents punish her? They left the plunger in the toilet seat…
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"Now look here, you Baltic gas passer... " - Mik, 6/14/08
The saying, "Lite is just one damn thing after another," is a gross understatement. The damn things overlap.
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