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  • T taiwan_girl
    13 Feb 2022, 16:52

    @jon-nyc said in The Dark or Inappropriate Humor Thread:

    Hellen Keller walked into a bar...

    And a table. And a chair. And a wall....

    How did Helen Keller parent punish her?

    Rearrange the furniture.

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    Improviso
    wrote on 13 Feb 2022, 17:51 last edited by
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    @taiwan_girl said in The Dark or Inappropriate Humor Thread:

    @jon-nyc said in The Dark or Inappropriate Humor Thread:

    Hellen Keller walked into a bar...

    And a table. And a chair. And a wall....

    How did Helen Keller parent punish her?

    Rearrange the furniture.

    How did Helen Keller's parents punish her?

    Put her in a round room and told her to go sit in the corner.

    We have the freedom to choose our actions, but we do not get to choose our consequences.
    Yes, there are two paths you can go by, but in the long run, there's still time to change the road you're on.

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      Only non-witches get due process.

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        jon-nyc
        wrote on 13 Feb 2022, 17:55 last edited by
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        Jack and Jill went up the hill
        So Jack could lick Jill’s candy.
        Jack got quite a shock
        And a mouthful of cock
        Because Jill’s real name is Randy

        Only non-witches get due process.

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          13 Feb 2022, 17:51

          @taiwan_girl said in The Dark or Inappropriate Humor Thread:

          @jon-nyc said in The Dark or Inappropriate Humor Thread:

          Hellen Keller walked into a bar...

          And a table. And a chair. And a wall....

          How did Helen Keller parent punish her?

          Rearrange the furniture.

          How did Helen Keller's parents punish her?

          Put her in a round room and told her to go sit in the corner.

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          LuFins Dad
          wrote on 13 Feb 2022, 18:01 last edited by
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          @improviso said in The Dark or Inappropriate Humor Thread:

          @taiwan_girl said in The Dark or Inappropriate Humor Thread:

          @jon-nyc said in The Dark or Inappropriate Humor Thread:

          Hellen Keller walked into a bar...

          And a table. And a chair. And a wall....

          How did Helen Keller parent punish her?

          Rearrange the furniture.

          How did Helen Keller's parents punish her?

          Put her in a round room and told her to go sit in the corner.

          How did Helen Keller’s parents punish her? They left the plunger in the toilet seat…

          The Brad

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            Larry
            wrote on 13 Feb 2022, 20:59 last edited by
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            Why wouldn't Helen Keller' s dog come when she called him?

            You wouldn't come either if your name was "snurrerrwwwqqqppofft".......

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            • J jon-nyc
              13 Feb 2022, 17:55

              Jack and Jill went up the hill
              So Jack could lick Jill’s candy.
              Jack got quite a shock
              And a mouthful of cock
              Because Jill’s real name is Randy

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              Ivorythumper
              wrote on 14 Feb 2022, 02:46 last edited by
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                jon-nyc
                wrote on 15 Feb 2022, 23:41 last edited by
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                Only non-witches get due process.

                • Cotton Mather, Salem Massachusetts, 1692
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                  14 Feb 2022, 02:46

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                  Mik
                  wrote on 16 Feb 2022, 00:00 last edited by
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                  @ivorythumper said in The Dark or Inappropriate Humor Thread:

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                  Perfect.

                  “I am fond of pigs. Dogs look up to us. Cats look down on us. Pigs treat us as equals.” ~Winston S. Churchill

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                    15 Feb 2022, 23:41

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                    Mik
                    wrote on 16 Feb 2022, 00:01 last edited by
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                    @jon-nyc said in The Dark or Inappropriate Humor Thread:

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                    🤣 🤣 🤣 🤣 🤣 🤣 🤣 🤣 🤣 🤣 🤣 🤣 🤣 🤣

                    “I am fond of pigs. Dogs look up to us. Cats look down on us. Pigs treat us as equals.” ~Winston S. Churchill

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                      George K
                      wrote on 16 Feb 2022, 13:27 last edited by
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                      "Now look here, you Baltic gas passer... " - Mik, 6/14/08

                      The saying, "Lite is just one damn thing after another," is a gross understatement. The damn things overlap.

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                        George K
                        wrote on 17 Feb 2022, 00:04 last edited by
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                        "Now look here, you Baltic gas passer... " - Mik, 6/14/08

                        The saying, "Lite is just one damn thing after another," is a gross understatement. The damn things overlap.

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                          George K
                          wrote on 17 Feb 2022, 01:37 last edited by
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                          "Now look here, you Baltic gas passer... " - Mik, 6/14/08

                          The saying, "Lite is just one damn thing after another," is a gross understatement. The damn things overlap.

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                          • G George K
                            17 Feb 2022, 01:37

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                            Larry
                            wrote on 17 Feb 2022, 01:45 last edited by
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                            @george-k said in The Dark or Inappropriate Humor Thread:

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                            Bahahshahaha

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                              George K
                              wrote on 17 Feb 2022, 12:53 last edited by
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                              Things have been going great since my doctor told me I can masturbate whenever I want.

                              His email said I could have a stroke at anytime.

                              "Now look here, you Baltic gas passer... " - Mik, 6/14/08

                              The saying, "Lite is just one damn thing after another," is a gross understatement. The damn things overlap.

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                                George K
                                wrote on 17 Feb 2022, 12:55 last edited by
                                #418

                                My dominatrix asked if I like my new ball-gag.

                                I can’t complain.

                                "Now look here, you Baltic gas passer... " - Mik, 6/14/08

                                The saying, "Lite is just one damn thing after another," is a gross understatement. The damn things overlap.

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                                  George K
                                  wrote on 17 Feb 2022, 14:15 last edited by
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                                  "Now look here, you Baltic gas passer... " - Mik, 6/14/08

                                  The saying, "Lite is just one damn thing after another," is a gross understatement. The damn things overlap.

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                                    Improviso
                                    wrote on 17 Feb 2022, 19:12 last edited by
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                                    Hi Friend....

                                    We have the freedom to choose our actions, but we do not get to choose our consequences.
                                    Yes, there are two paths you can go by, but in the long run, there's still time to change the road you're on.

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                                      mark
                                      wrote on 18 Feb 2022, 16:36 last edited by
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                                        17 Feb 2022, 14:15

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                                        xenon
                                        wrote on 18 Feb 2022, 23:48 last edited by
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                                        @George-K said in The Dark or Inappropriate Humor Thread:

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                                        It took me a while to not see that.

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                                        • X xenon
                                          18 Feb 2022, 23:48

                                          @George-K said in The Dark or Inappropriate Humor Thread:

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                                          It took me a while to not see that.

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                                          George K
                                          wrote on 18 Feb 2022, 23:50 last edited by
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                                          @xenon said in The Dark or Inappropriate Humor Thread:

                                          It took me a while to not see that.

                                          's OK. We can still be friends.

                                          "Now look here, you Baltic gas passer... " - Mik, 6/14/08

                                          The saying, "Lite is just one damn thing after another," is a gross understatement. The damn things overlap.

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