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  • J jon-nyc
    17 Jan 2022, 02:59

    Hellen Keller walked into a bar...

    And a table. And a chair. And a wall....

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    taiwan_girl
    wrote on 13 Feb 2022, 16:52 last edited by
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    @jon-nyc said in The Dark or Inappropriate Humor Thread:

    Hellen Keller walked into a bar...

    And a table. And a chair. And a wall....

    How did Helen Keller parent punish her?

    Rearrange the furniture.

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    • T taiwan_girl
      13 Feb 2022, 16:52

      @jon-nyc said in The Dark or Inappropriate Humor Thread:

      Hellen Keller walked into a bar...

      And a table. And a chair. And a wall....

      How did Helen Keller parent punish her?

      Rearrange the furniture.

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      Improviso
      wrote on 13 Feb 2022, 17:51 last edited by
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      @taiwan_girl said in The Dark or Inappropriate Humor Thread:

      @jon-nyc said in The Dark or Inappropriate Humor Thread:

      Hellen Keller walked into a bar...

      And a table. And a chair. And a wall....

      How did Helen Keller parent punish her?

      Rearrange the furniture.

      How did Helen Keller's parents punish her?

      Put her in a round room and told her to go sit in the corner.

      We have the freedom to choose our actions, but we do not get to choose our consequences.
      Yes, there are two paths you can go by, but in the long run, there's still time to change the road you're on.

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        jon-nyc
        wrote on 13 Feb 2022, 17:53 last edited by
        #405

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        Only non-witches get due process.

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          jon-nyc
          wrote on 13 Feb 2022, 17:55 last edited by
          #406

          Jack and Jill went up the hill
          So Jack could lick Jill’s candy.
          Jack got quite a shock
          And a mouthful of cock
          Because Jill’s real name is Randy

          Only non-witches get due process.

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          • I Improviso
            13 Feb 2022, 17:51

            @taiwan_girl said in The Dark or Inappropriate Humor Thread:

            @jon-nyc said in The Dark or Inappropriate Humor Thread:

            Hellen Keller walked into a bar...

            And a table. And a chair. And a wall....

            How did Helen Keller parent punish her?

            Rearrange the furniture.

            How did Helen Keller's parents punish her?

            Put her in a round room and told her to go sit in the corner.

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            LuFins Dad
            wrote on 13 Feb 2022, 18:01 last edited by
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            @improviso said in The Dark or Inappropriate Humor Thread:

            @taiwan_girl said in The Dark or Inappropriate Humor Thread:

            @jon-nyc said in The Dark or Inappropriate Humor Thread:

            Hellen Keller walked into a bar...

            And a table. And a chair. And a wall....

            How did Helen Keller parent punish her?

            Rearrange the furniture.

            How did Helen Keller's parents punish her?

            Put her in a round room and told her to go sit in the corner.

            How did Helen Keller’s parents punish her? They left the plunger in the toilet seat…

            The Brad

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              Larry
              wrote on 13 Feb 2022, 20:59 last edited by
              #408

              Why wouldn't Helen Keller' s dog come when she called him?

              You wouldn't come either if your name was "snurrerrwwwqqqppofft".......

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              • J jon-nyc
                13 Feb 2022, 17:55

                Jack and Jill went up the hill
                So Jack could lick Jill’s candy.
                Jack got quite a shock
                And a mouthful of cock
                Because Jill’s real name is Randy

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                Ivorythumper
                wrote on 14 Feb 2022, 02:46 last edited by
                #409

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                  jon-nyc
                  wrote on 15 Feb 2022, 23:41 last edited by
                  #410

                  click to show

                  Link to video

                  Only non-witches get due process.

                  • Cotton Mather, Salem Massachusetts, 1692
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                  • I Ivorythumper
                    14 Feb 2022, 02:46

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                    Mik
                    wrote on 16 Feb 2022, 00:00 last edited by
                    #411

                    @ivorythumper said in The Dark or Inappropriate Humor Thread:

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                    Perfect.

                    “I am fond of pigs. Dogs look up to us. Cats look down on us. Pigs treat us as equals.” ~Winston S. Churchill

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                    • J jon-nyc
                      15 Feb 2022, 23:41

                      click to show

                      Link to video

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                      Mik
                      wrote on 16 Feb 2022, 00:01 last edited by
                      #412

                      @jon-nyc said in The Dark or Inappropriate Humor Thread:

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                      Link to video

                      🤣 🤣 🤣 🤣 🤣 🤣 🤣 🤣 🤣 🤣 🤣 🤣 🤣 🤣

                      “I am fond of pigs. Dogs look up to us. Cats look down on us. Pigs treat us as equals.” ~Winston S. Churchill

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                        George K
                        wrote on 16 Feb 2022, 13:27 last edited by
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                        "Now look here, you Baltic gas passer... " - Mik, 6/14/08

                        The saying, "Lite is just one damn thing after another," is a gross understatement. The damn things overlap.

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                          George K
                          wrote on 17 Feb 2022, 00:04 last edited by
                          #414

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                          "Now look here, you Baltic gas passer... " - Mik, 6/14/08

                          The saying, "Lite is just one damn thing after another," is a gross understatement. The damn things overlap.

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                            George K
                            wrote on 17 Feb 2022, 01:37 last edited by
                            #415

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                            "Now look here, you Baltic gas passer... " - Mik, 6/14/08

                            The saying, "Lite is just one damn thing after another," is a gross understatement. The damn things overlap.

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                            • G George K
                              17 Feb 2022, 01:37

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                              Larry
                              wrote on 17 Feb 2022, 01:45 last edited by
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                              @george-k said in The Dark or Inappropriate Humor Thread:

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                              Bahahshahaha

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                                George K
                                wrote on 17 Feb 2022, 12:53 last edited by
                                #417

                                Things have been going great since my doctor told me I can masturbate whenever I want.

                                His email said I could have a stroke at anytime.

                                "Now look here, you Baltic gas passer... " - Mik, 6/14/08

                                The saying, "Lite is just one damn thing after another," is a gross understatement. The damn things overlap.

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                                  George K
                                  wrote on 17 Feb 2022, 12:55 last edited by
                                  #418

                                  My dominatrix asked if I like my new ball-gag.

                                  I can’t complain.

                                  "Now look here, you Baltic gas passer... " - Mik, 6/14/08

                                  The saying, "Lite is just one damn thing after another," is a gross understatement. The damn things overlap.

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                                    George K
                                    wrote on 17 Feb 2022, 14:15 last edited by
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                                    "Now look here, you Baltic gas passer... " - Mik, 6/14/08

                                    The saying, "Lite is just one damn thing after another," is a gross understatement. The damn things overlap.

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                                      Improviso
                                      wrote on 17 Feb 2022, 19:12 last edited by
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                                      Hi Friend....

                                      We have the freedom to choose our actions, but we do not get to choose our consequences.
                                      Yes, there are two paths you can go by, but in the long run, there's still time to change the road you're on.

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                                        mark
                                        wrote on 18 Feb 2022, 16:36 last edited by
                                        #421

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                                        • G George K
                                          17 Feb 2022, 14:15

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                                          xenon
                                          wrote on 18 Feb 2022, 23:48 last edited by
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                                          @George-K said in The Dark or Inappropriate Humor Thread:

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                                          It took me a while to not see that.

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