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The Dark or Inappropriate Humor Thread

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  • jon-nycJ jon-nyc

    Hellen Keller walked into a bar...

    And a table. And a chair. And a wall....

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    @jon-nyc said in The Dark or Inappropriate Humor Thread:

    Hellen Keller walked into a bar...

    And a table. And a chair. And a wall....

    How did Helen Keller parent punish her?

    Rearrange the furniture.

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    • taiwan_girlT taiwan_girl

      @jon-nyc said in The Dark or Inappropriate Humor Thread:

      Hellen Keller walked into a bar...

      And a table. And a chair. And a wall....

      How did Helen Keller parent punish her?

      Rearrange the furniture.

      ImprovisoI Offline
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      Improviso
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      #404

      @taiwan_girl said in The Dark or Inappropriate Humor Thread:

      @jon-nyc said in The Dark or Inappropriate Humor Thread:

      Hellen Keller walked into a bar...

      And a table. And a chair. And a wall....

      How did Helen Keller parent punish her?

      Rearrange the furniture.

      How did Helen Keller's parents punish her?

      Put her in a round room and told her to go sit in the corner.

      We have the freedom to choose our actions, but we do not get to choose our consequences.
      Yes, there are two paths you can go by, but in the long run, there's still time to change the road you're on.

      LuFins DadL 1 Reply Last reply
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        #405

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        You were warned.

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        • jon-nycJ Offline
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          jon-nyc
          wrote on last edited by
          #406

          Jack and Jill went up the hill
          So Jack could lick Jill’s candy.
          Jack got quite a shock
          And a mouthful of cock
          Because Jill’s real name is Randy

          You were warned.

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          • ImprovisoI Improviso

            @taiwan_girl said in The Dark or Inappropriate Humor Thread:

            @jon-nyc said in The Dark or Inappropriate Humor Thread:

            Hellen Keller walked into a bar...

            And a table. And a chair. And a wall....

            How did Helen Keller parent punish her?

            Rearrange the furniture.

            How did Helen Keller's parents punish her?

            Put her in a round room and told her to go sit in the corner.

            LuFins DadL Offline
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            LuFins Dad
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            #407

            @improviso said in The Dark or Inappropriate Humor Thread:

            @taiwan_girl said in The Dark or Inappropriate Humor Thread:

            @jon-nyc said in The Dark or Inappropriate Humor Thread:

            Hellen Keller walked into a bar...

            And a table. And a chair. And a wall....

            How did Helen Keller parent punish her?

            Rearrange the furniture.

            How did Helen Keller's parents punish her?

            Put her in a round room and told her to go sit in the corner.

            How did Helen Keller’s parents punish her? They left the plunger in the toilet seat…

            The Brad

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              Larry
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              #408

              Why wouldn't Helen Keller' s dog come when she called him?

              You wouldn't come either if your name was "snurrerrwwwqqqppofft".......

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              • jon-nycJ jon-nyc

                Jack and Jill went up the hill
                So Jack could lick Jill’s candy.
                Jack got quite a shock
                And a mouthful of cock
                Because Jill’s real name is Randy

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                Ivorythumper
                wrote on last edited by
                #409

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                  jon-nyc
                  wrote on last edited by
                  #410

                  click to show

                  Link to video

                  You were warned.

                  MikM 1 Reply Last reply
                  • IvorythumperI Ivorythumper

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                    MikM Offline
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                    #411

                    @ivorythumper said in The Dark or Inappropriate Humor Thread:

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                    Perfect.

                    “I am fond of pigs. Dogs look up to us. Cats look down on us. Pigs treat us as equals.” ~Winston S. Churchill

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                    • jon-nycJ jon-nyc

                      click to show

                      Link to video

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                      @jon-nyc said in The Dark or Inappropriate Humor Thread:

                      click to show

                      Link to video

                      🤣 🤣 🤣 🤣 🤣 🤣 🤣 🤣 🤣 🤣 🤣 🤣 🤣 🤣

                      “I am fond of pigs. Dogs look up to us. Cats look down on us. Pigs treat us as equals.” ~Winston S. Churchill

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                        George K
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                        #413

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                        "Now look here, you Baltic gas passer... " - Mik, 6/14/08

                        The saying, "Lite is just one damn thing after another," is a gross understatement. The damn things overlap.

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                          George K
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                          "Now look here, you Baltic gas passer... " - Mik, 6/14/08

                          The saying, "Lite is just one damn thing after another," is a gross understatement. The damn things overlap.

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                            George K
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                            "Now look here, you Baltic gas passer... " - Mik, 6/14/08

                            The saying, "Lite is just one damn thing after another," is a gross understatement. The damn things overlap.

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                              @george-k said in The Dark or Inappropriate Humor Thread:

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                              Bahahshahaha

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                                Things have been going great since my doctor told me I can masturbate whenever I want.

                                His email said I could have a stroke at anytime.

                                "Now look here, you Baltic gas passer... " - Mik, 6/14/08

                                The saying, "Lite is just one damn thing after another," is a gross understatement. The damn things overlap.

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                                  George K
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                                  #418

                                  My dominatrix asked if I like my new ball-gag.

                                  I can’t complain.

                                  "Now look here, you Baltic gas passer... " - Mik, 6/14/08

                                  The saying, "Lite is just one damn thing after another," is a gross understatement. The damn things overlap.

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                                    George K
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                                    "Now look here, you Baltic gas passer... " - Mik, 6/14/08

                                    The saying, "Lite is just one damn thing after another," is a gross understatement. The damn things overlap.

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                                      Hi Friend....

                                      We have the freedom to choose our actions, but we do not get to choose our consequences.
                                      Yes, there are two paths you can go by, but in the long run, there's still time to change the road you're on.

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                                          @George-K said in The Dark or Inappropriate Humor Thread:

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                                          It took me a while to not see that.

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