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The Dark or Inappropriate Humor Thread

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  • jon-nycJ Online
    jon-nycJ Online
    jon-nyc
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    #402

    @bachophile

    POTD. šŸ‘

    You were warned.

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    • jon-nycJ jon-nyc

      Hellen Keller walked into a bar...

      And a table. And a chair. And a wall....

      taiwan_girlT Online
      taiwan_girlT Online
      taiwan_girl
      wrote on last edited by
      #403

      @jon-nyc said in The Dark or Inappropriate Humor Thread:

      Hellen Keller walked into a bar...

      And a table. And a chair. And a wall....

      How did Helen Keller parent punish her?

      Rearrange the furniture.

      ImprovisoI 1 Reply Last reply
      • taiwan_girlT taiwan_girl

        @jon-nyc said in The Dark or Inappropriate Humor Thread:

        Hellen Keller walked into a bar...

        And a table. And a chair. And a wall....

        How did Helen Keller parent punish her?

        Rearrange the furniture.

        ImprovisoI Offline
        ImprovisoI Offline
        Improviso
        wrote on last edited by
        #404

        @taiwan_girl said in The Dark or Inappropriate Humor Thread:

        @jon-nyc said in The Dark or Inappropriate Humor Thread:

        Hellen Keller walked into a bar...

        And a table. And a chair. And a wall....

        How did Helen Keller parent punish her?

        Rearrange the furniture.

        How did Helen Keller's parents punish her?

        Put her in a round room and told her to go sit in the corner.

        We have the freedom to choose our actions, but we do not get to choose our consequences.
        Yes, there are two paths you can go by, but in the long run, there's still time to change the road you're on.

        LuFins DadL 1 Reply Last reply
        • jon-nycJ Online
          jon-nycJ Online
          jon-nyc
          wrote on last edited by
          #405

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          You were warned.

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          • jon-nycJ Online
            jon-nycJ Online
            jon-nyc
            wrote on last edited by
            #406

            Jack and Jill went up the hill
            So Jack could lick Jill’s candy.
            Jack got quite a shock
            And a mouthful of cock
            Because Jill’s real name is Randy

            You were warned.

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            • ImprovisoI Improviso

              @taiwan_girl said in The Dark or Inappropriate Humor Thread:

              @jon-nyc said in The Dark or Inappropriate Humor Thread:

              Hellen Keller walked into a bar...

              And a table. And a chair. And a wall....

              How did Helen Keller parent punish her?

              Rearrange the furniture.

              How did Helen Keller's parents punish her?

              Put her in a round room and told her to go sit in the corner.

              LuFins DadL Offline
              LuFins DadL Offline
              LuFins Dad
              wrote on last edited by
              #407

              @improviso said in The Dark or Inappropriate Humor Thread:

              @taiwan_girl said in The Dark or Inappropriate Humor Thread:

              @jon-nyc said in The Dark or Inappropriate Humor Thread:

              Hellen Keller walked into a bar...

              And a table. And a chair. And a wall....

              How did Helen Keller parent punish her?

              Rearrange the furniture.

              How did Helen Keller's parents punish her?

              Put her in a round room and told her to go sit in the corner.

              How did Helen Keller’s parents punish her? They left the plunger in the toilet seat…

              The Brad

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              • LarryL Offline
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                Larry
                wrote on last edited by
                #408

                Why wouldn't Helen Keller' s dog come when she called him?

                You wouldn't come either if your name was "snurrerrwwwqqqppofft".......

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                • jon-nycJ jon-nyc

                  Jack and Jill went up the hill
                  So Jack could lick Jill’s candy.
                  Jack got quite a shock
                  And a mouthful of cock
                  Because Jill’s real name is Randy

                  IvorythumperI Offline
                  IvorythumperI Offline
                  Ivorythumper
                  wrote on last edited by
                  #409

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                  MikM 1 Reply Last reply
                  • jon-nycJ Online
                    jon-nycJ Online
                    jon-nyc
                    wrote on last edited by
                    #410

                    click to show

                    Link to video

                    You were warned.

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                    • IvorythumperI Ivorythumper

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                      MikM Away
                      MikM Away
                      Mik
                      wrote on last edited by
                      #411

                      @ivorythumper said in The Dark or Inappropriate Humor Thread:

                      DBC2C770-E815-4EB8-9C79-61108BC1484A.jpeg

                      Perfect.

                      ā€œI am fond of pigs. Dogs look up to us. Cats look down on us. Pigs treat us as equals.ā€ ~Winston S. Churchill

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                      • jon-nycJ jon-nyc

                        click to show

                        Link to video

                        MikM Away
                        MikM Away
                        Mik
                        wrote on last edited by
                        #412

                        @jon-nyc said in The Dark or Inappropriate Humor Thread:

                        click to show

                        Link to video

                        🤣 🤣 🤣 🤣 🤣 🤣 🤣 🤣 🤣 🤣 🤣 🤣 🤣 🤣

                        ā€œI am fond of pigs. Dogs look up to us. Cats look down on us. Pigs treat us as equals.ā€ ~Winston S. Churchill

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                        • George KG Offline
                          George KG Offline
                          George K
                          wrote on last edited by
                          #413

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                          "Now look here, you Baltic gas passer... " - Mik, 6/14/08

                          The saying, "Lite is just one damn thing after another," is a gross understatement. The damn things overlap.

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                            George K
                            wrote on last edited by
                            #414

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                            "Now look here, you Baltic gas passer... " - Mik, 6/14/08

                            The saying, "Lite is just one damn thing after another," is a gross understatement. The damn things overlap.

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                            • George KG Offline
                              George KG Offline
                              George K
                              wrote on last edited by
                              #415

                              274143579_5088033531227878_4014158808020435046_n.jpg

                              "Now look here, you Baltic gas passer... " - Mik, 6/14/08

                              The saying, "Lite is just one damn thing after another," is a gross understatement. The damn things overlap.

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                              • George KG George K

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                                LarryL Offline
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                                Larry
                                wrote on last edited by
                                #416

                                @george-k said in The Dark or Inappropriate Humor Thread:

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                                Bahahshahaha

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                                • George KG Offline
                                  George KG Offline
                                  George K
                                  wrote on last edited by
                                  #417

                                  Things have been going great since my doctor told me I can masturbate whenever I want.

                                  His email said I could have a stroke at anytime.

                                  "Now look here, you Baltic gas passer... " - Mik, 6/14/08

                                  The saying, "Lite is just one damn thing after another," is a gross understatement. The damn things overlap.

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                                  • George KG Offline
                                    George KG Offline
                                    George K
                                    wrote on last edited by
                                    #418

                                    My dominatrix asked if I like my new ball-gag.

                                    I can’t complain.

                                    "Now look here, you Baltic gas passer... " - Mik, 6/14/08

                                    The saying, "Lite is just one damn thing after another," is a gross understatement. The damn things overlap.

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                                    • George KG Offline
                                      George KG Offline
                                      George K
                                      wrote on last edited by
                                      #419

                                      FLx9cCuXIAEzDGr.jpeg

                                      "Now look here, you Baltic gas passer... " - Mik, 6/14/08

                                      The saying, "Lite is just one damn thing after another," is a gross understatement. The damn things overlap.

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                                      • ImprovisoI Offline
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                                        Improviso
                                        wrote on last edited by
                                        #420

                                        Hi Friend....

                                        We have the freedom to choose our actions, but we do not get to choose our consequences.
                                        Yes, there are two paths you can go by, but in the long run, there's still time to change the road you're on.

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                                          mark
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