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  • G George K
    12 Feb 2022, 00:52

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    bachophile
    wrote on 12 Feb 2022, 05:43 last edited by
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    @george-k sometimes u need to to open the engine, remove the piston from the cylinder, empty out any residual fluids accumulating in the cylinder, and check carefully for cracks in the cylinder which can be caused by too much stress and overheating, or lack of enough lubricating oil coating the cylinder thus making the action of the piston uneven and even destructive, causing the whole engine not to function smoothly. This instrument allows the mechanic to inspect all aspects of the cylinder to see if all is well, sometimes the whole cylinder should be rebored and made functional again,,although at this point the mechanic may suggest to the driver to replace they cylinder altogether with a newer model, and avoid the coast of a rebuild, or refurbish which is never as good as a the original part.

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      jon-nyc
      wrote on 12 Feb 2022, 12:22 last edited by
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      @bachophile

      POTD. 👏

      You were warned.

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      • J jon-nyc
        17 Jan 2022, 02:59

        Hellen Keller walked into a bar...

        And a table. And a chair. And a wall....

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        taiwan_girl
        wrote on 13 Feb 2022, 16:52 last edited by
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        @jon-nyc said in The Dark or Inappropriate Humor Thread:

        Hellen Keller walked into a bar...

        And a table. And a chair. And a wall....

        How did Helen Keller parent punish her?

        Rearrange the furniture.

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        • T taiwan_girl
          13 Feb 2022, 16:52

          @jon-nyc said in The Dark or Inappropriate Humor Thread:

          Hellen Keller walked into a bar...

          And a table. And a chair. And a wall....

          How did Helen Keller parent punish her?

          Rearrange the furniture.

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          Improviso
          wrote on 13 Feb 2022, 17:51 last edited by
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          @taiwan_girl said in The Dark or Inappropriate Humor Thread:

          @jon-nyc said in The Dark or Inappropriate Humor Thread:

          Hellen Keller walked into a bar...

          And a table. And a chair. And a wall....

          How did Helen Keller parent punish her?

          Rearrange the furniture.

          How did Helen Keller's parents punish her?

          Put her in a round room and told her to go sit in the corner.

          We have the freedom to choose our actions, but we do not get to choose our consequences.
          Yes, there are two paths you can go by, but in the long run, there's still time to change the road you're on.

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            jon-nyc
            wrote on 13 Feb 2022, 17:53 last edited by
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            You were warned.

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              jon-nyc
              wrote on 13 Feb 2022, 17:55 last edited by
              #406

              Jack and Jill went up the hill
              So Jack could lick Jill’s candy.
              Jack got quite a shock
              And a mouthful of cock
              Because Jill’s real name is Randy

              You were warned.

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              • I Improviso
                13 Feb 2022, 17:51

                @taiwan_girl said in The Dark or Inappropriate Humor Thread:

                @jon-nyc said in The Dark or Inappropriate Humor Thread:

                Hellen Keller walked into a bar...

                And a table. And a chair. And a wall....

                How did Helen Keller parent punish her?

                Rearrange the furniture.

                How did Helen Keller's parents punish her?

                Put her in a round room and told her to go sit in the corner.

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                LuFins Dad
                wrote on 13 Feb 2022, 18:01 last edited by
                #407

                @improviso said in The Dark or Inappropriate Humor Thread:

                @taiwan_girl said in The Dark or Inappropriate Humor Thread:

                @jon-nyc said in The Dark or Inappropriate Humor Thread:

                Hellen Keller walked into a bar...

                And a table. And a chair. And a wall....

                How did Helen Keller parent punish her?

                Rearrange the furniture.

                How did Helen Keller's parents punish her?

                Put her in a round room and told her to go sit in the corner.

                How did Helen Keller’s parents punish her? They left the plunger in the toilet seat…

                The Brad

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                  Larry
                  wrote on 13 Feb 2022, 20:59 last edited by
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                  Why wouldn't Helen Keller' s dog come when she called him?

                  You wouldn't come either if your name was "snurrerrwwwqqqppofft".......

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                  • J jon-nyc
                    13 Feb 2022, 17:55

                    Jack and Jill went up the hill
                    So Jack could lick Jill’s candy.
                    Jack got quite a shock
                    And a mouthful of cock
                    Because Jill’s real name is Randy

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                    Ivorythumper
                    wrote on 14 Feb 2022, 02:46 last edited by
                    #409

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                      jon-nyc
                      wrote on 15 Feb 2022, 23:41 last edited by
                      #410

                      click to show

                      Link to video

                      You were warned.

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                      • I Ivorythumper
                        14 Feb 2022, 02:46

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                        Mik
                        wrote on 16 Feb 2022, 00:00 last edited by
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                        @ivorythumper said in The Dark or Inappropriate Humor Thread:

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                        Perfect.

                        “I am fond of pigs. Dogs look up to us. Cats look down on us. Pigs treat us as equals.” ~Winston S. Churchill

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                        • J jon-nyc
                          15 Feb 2022, 23:41

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                          Link to video

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                          Mik
                          wrote on 16 Feb 2022, 00:01 last edited by
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                          @jon-nyc said in The Dark or Inappropriate Humor Thread:

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                          🤣 🤣 🤣 🤣 🤣 🤣 🤣 🤣 🤣 🤣 🤣 🤣 🤣 🤣

                          “I am fond of pigs. Dogs look up to us. Cats look down on us. Pigs treat us as equals.” ~Winston S. Churchill

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                            George K
                            wrote on 16 Feb 2022, 13:27 last edited by
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                            "Now look here, you Baltic gas passer... " - Mik, 6/14/08

                            The saying, "Lite is just one damn thing after another," is a gross understatement. The damn things overlap.

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                              George K
                              wrote on 17 Feb 2022, 00:04 last edited by
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                              "Now look here, you Baltic gas passer... " - Mik, 6/14/08

                              The saying, "Lite is just one damn thing after another," is a gross understatement. The damn things overlap.

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                                George K
                                wrote on 17 Feb 2022, 01:37 last edited by
                                #415

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                                "Now look here, you Baltic gas passer... " - Mik, 6/14/08

                                The saying, "Lite is just one damn thing after another," is a gross understatement. The damn things overlap.

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                                • G George K
                                  17 Feb 2022, 01:37

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                                  Larry
                                  wrote on 17 Feb 2022, 01:45 last edited by
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                                  @george-k said in The Dark or Inappropriate Humor Thread:

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                                  Bahahshahaha

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                                    George K
                                    wrote on 17 Feb 2022, 12:53 last edited by
                                    #417

                                    Things have been going great since my doctor told me I can masturbate whenever I want.

                                    His email said I could have a stroke at anytime.

                                    "Now look here, you Baltic gas passer... " - Mik, 6/14/08

                                    The saying, "Lite is just one damn thing after another," is a gross understatement. The damn things overlap.

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                                      George K
                                      wrote on 17 Feb 2022, 12:55 last edited by
                                      #418

                                      My dominatrix asked if I like my new ball-gag.

                                      I can’t complain.

                                      "Now look here, you Baltic gas passer... " - Mik, 6/14/08

                                      The saying, "Lite is just one damn thing after another," is a gross understatement. The damn things overlap.

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                                        George K
                                        wrote on 17 Feb 2022, 14:15 last edited by
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                                        "Now look here, you Baltic gas passer... " - Mik, 6/14/08

                                        The saying, "Lite is just one damn thing after another," is a gross understatement. The damn things overlap.

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                                          Improviso
                                          wrote on 17 Feb 2022, 19:12 last edited by
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                                          Hi Friend....

                                          We have the freedom to choose our actions, but we do not get to choose our consequences.
                                          Yes, there are two paths you can go by, but in the long run, there's still time to change the road you're on.

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