The Dark or Inappropriate Humor Thread
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"Now look here, you Baltic gas passer... " - Mik, 6/14/08
The saying, "Lite is just one damn thing after another," is a gross understatement. The damn things overlap.
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@george-k sometimes u need to to open the engine, remove the piston from the cylinder, empty out any residual fluids accumulating in the cylinder, and check carefully for cracks in the cylinder which can be caused by too much stress and overheating, or lack of enough lubricating oil coating the cylinder thus making the action of the piston uneven and even destructive, causing the whole engine not to function smoothly. This instrument allows the mechanic to inspect all aspects of the cylinder to see if all is well, sometimes the whole cylinder should be rebored and made functional again,,although at this point the mechanic may suggest to the driver to replace they cylinder altogether with a newer model, and avoid the coast of a rebuild, or refurbish which is never as good as a the original part.
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POTD.
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@jon-nyc said in The Dark or Inappropriate Humor Thread:
Hellen Keller walked into a bar...
And a table. And a chair. And a wall....
How did Helen Keller parent punish her?
Rearrange the furniture.
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@taiwan_girl said in The Dark or Inappropriate Humor Thread:
@jon-nyc said in The Dark or Inappropriate Humor Thread:
Hellen Keller walked into a bar...
And a table. And a chair. And a wall....
How did Helen Keller parent punish her?
Rearrange the furniture.
How did Helen Keller's parents punish her?
Put her in a round room and told her to go sit in the corner.
We have the freedom to choose our actions, but we do not get to choose our consequences.
Yes, there are two paths you can go by, but in the long run, there's still time to change the road you're on. -
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Jack and Jill went up the hill
So Jack could lick Jill’s candy.
Jack got quite a shock
And a mouthful of cock
Because Jill’s real name is Randy -
@improviso said in The Dark or Inappropriate Humor Thread:
@taiwan_girl said in The Dark or Inappropriate Humor Thread:
@jon-nyc said in The Dark or Inappropriate Humor Thread:
Hellen Keller walked into a bar...
And a table. And a chair. And a wall....
How did Helen Keller parent punish her?
Rearrange the furniture.
How did Helen Keller's parents punish her?
Put her in a round room and told her to go sit in the corner.
How did Helen Keller’s parents punish her? They left the plunger in the toilet seat…
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"Now look here, you Baltic gas passer... " - Mik, 6/14/08
The saying, "Lite is just one damn thing after another," is a gross understatement. The damn things overlap.
