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  • George KG Offline
    George KG Offline
    George K
    wrote on last edited by
    #389

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    "Now look here, you Baltic gas passer... " - Mik, 6/14/08

    The saying, "Lite is just one damn thing after another," is a gross understatement. The damn things overlap.

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      xenon
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      #390

      My girlfriend says having a small penis isn’t a big deal.

      I dunno if I can get over it… I kinda wish she didn’t have one at all.

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      • ImprovisoI Offline
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        Improviso
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        #391

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        We have the freedom to choose our actions, but we do not get to choose our consequences.
        Yes, there are two paths you can go by, but in the long run, there's still time to change the road you're on.

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        • George KG Offline
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          George K
          wrote on last edited by
          #392

          Screen Shot 2022-02-05 at 7.14.22 AM.png

          "Now look here, you Baltic gas passer... " - Mik, 6/14/08

          The saying, "Lite is just one damn thing after another," is a gross understatement. The damn things overlap.

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          • jon-nycJ Online
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            jon-nyc
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            #393

            Doctor: I have good news and bad news about your baby

            Parents: Let’s start with the good news

            Doctor: He’ll be able to park wherever he wants.

            You were warned.

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            • ImprovisoI Offline
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              Improviso
              wrote on last edited by
              #394

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              We have the freedom to choose our actions, but we do not get to choose our consequences.
              Yes, there are two paths you can go by, but in the long run, there's still time to change the road you're on.

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              • markM Offline
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                mark
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                #395

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                • CopperC Offline
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                  Copper
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                  #396

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                  • jon-nycJ Online
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                    jon-nyc
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                    #397

                    Lol

                    You were warned.

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                    • jon-nycJ Online
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                      jon-nyc
                      wrote on last edited by
                      #398

                      You were warned.

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                      • Catseye3C Offline
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                        Catseye3
                        wrote on last edited by
                        #399

                        Oh yeah, nuthin' wrong there.

                        Success is measured by your discipline and inner peace. – Mike Ditka

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                        • George KG Offline
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                          George K
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                          #400

                          "Now look here, you Baltic gas passer... " - Mik, 6/14/08

                          The saying, "Lite is just one damn thing after another," is a gross understatement. The damn things overlap.

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                            bachophileB Offline
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                            bachophile
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                            @george-k sometimes u need to to open the engine, remove the piston from the cylinder, empty out any residual fluids accumulating in the cylinder, and check carefully for cracks in the cylinder which can be caused by too much stress and overheating, or lack of enough lubricating oil coating the cylinder thus making the action of the piston uneven and even destructive, causing the whole engine not to function smoothly. This instrument allows the mechanic to inspect all aspects of the cylinder to see if all is well, sometimes the whole cylinder should be rebored and made functional again,,although at this point the mechanic may suggest to the driver to replace they cylinder altogether with a newer model, and avoid the coast of a rebuild, or refurbish which is never as good as a the original part.

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                            • jon-nycJ Online
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                              jon-nyc
                              wrote on last edited by
                              #402

                              @bachophile

                              POTD. 👏

                              You were warned.

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                              • jon-nycJ jon-nyc

                                Hellen Keller walked into a bar...

                                And a table. And a chair. And a wall....

                                taiwan_girlT Offline
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                                taiwan_girl
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                                @jon-nyc said in The Dark or Inappropriate Humor Thread:

                                Hellen Keller walked into a bar...

                                And a table. And a chair. And a wall....

                                How did Helen Keller parent punish her?

                                Rearrange the furniture.

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                                • taiwan_girlT taiwan_girl

                                  @jon-nyc said in The Dark or Inappropriate Humor Thread:

                                  Hellen Keller walked into a bar...

                                  And a table. And a chair. And a wall....

                                  How did Helen Keller parent punish her?

                                  Rearrange the furniture.

                                  ImprovisoI Offline
                                  ImprovisoI Offline
                                  Improviso
                                  wrote on last edited by
                                  #404

                                  @taiwan_girl said in The Dark or Inappropriate Humor Thread:

                                  @jon-nyc said in The Dark or Inappropriate Humor Thread:

                                  Hellen Keller walked into a bar...

                                  And a table. And a chair. And a wall....

                                  How did Helen Keller parent punish her?

                                  Rearrange the furniture.

                                  How did Helen Keller's parents punish her?

                                  Put her in a round room and told her to go sit in the corner.

                                  We have the freedom to choose our actions, but we do not get to choose our consequences.
                                  Yes, there are two paths you can go by, but in the long run, there's still time to change the road you're on.

                                  LuFins DadL 1 Reply Last reply
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                                    jon-nyc
                                    wrote on last edited by
                                    #405

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                                    You were warned.

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                                    • jon-nycJ Online
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                                      jon-nyc
                                      wrote on last edited by
                                      #406

                                      Jack and Jill went up the hill
                                      So Jack could lick Jill’s candy.
                                      Jack got quite a shock
                                      And a mouthful of cock
                                      Because Jill’s real name is Randy

                                      You were warned.

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                                      • ImprovisoI Improviso

                                        @taiwan_girl said in The Dark or Inappropriate Humor Thread:

                                        @jon-nyc said in The Dark or Inappropriate Humor Thread:

                                        Hellen Keller walked into a bar...

                                        And a table. And a chair. And a wall....

                                        How did Helen Keller parent punish her?

                                        Rearrange the furniture.

                                        How did Helen Keller's parents punish her?

                                        Put her in a round room and told her to go sit in the corner.

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                                        LuFins Dad
                                        wrote on last edited by
                                        #407

                                        @improviso said in The Dark or Inappropriate Humor Thread:

                                        @taiwan_girl said in The Dark or Inappropriate Humor Thread:

                                        @jon-nyc said in The Dark or Inappropriate Humor Thread:

                                        Hellen Keller walked into a bar...

                                        And a table. And a chair. And a wall....

                                        How did Helen Keller parent punish her?

                                        Rearrange the furniture.

                                        How did Helen Keller's parents punish her?

                                        Put her in a round room and told her to go sit in the corner.

                                        How did Helen Keller’s parents punish her? They left the plunger in the toilet seat…

                                        The Brad

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                                        • LarryL Offline
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                                          Larry
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                                          #408

                                          Why wouldn't Helen Keller' s dog come when she called him?

                                          You wouldn't come either if your name was "snurrerrwwwqqqppofft".......

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