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The Dark or Inappropriate Humor Thread

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    jon-nyc
    wrote on 14 Aug 2020, 22:17 last edited by
    #27

    Sometimes you can sense when a friend wants to take things further.

    One time things started to get hot and heavy with my best friend. Suddenly I started thinking, "I don't know if this is a good idea, you're not even allowed on the couch".

    You were warned.

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      Mik
      wrote on 14 Aug 2020, 22:36 last edited by
      #28

      😆

      “I am fond of pigs. Dogs look up to us. Cats look down on us. Pigs treat us as equals.” ~Winston S. Churchill

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        George K
        wrote on 22 Aug 2020, 11:25 last edited by
        #29

        What's So Punny (R) Rated - Closed & Probably Offensive  Facebook.png

        "Now look here, you Baltic gas passer... " - Mik, 6/14/08

        The saying, "Lite is just one damn thing after another," is a gross understatement. The damn things overlap.

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          George K
          wrote on 26 Aug 2020, 11:16 last edited by
          #30

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          "Now look here, you Baltic gas passer... " - Mik, 6/14/08

          The saying, "Lite is just one damn thing after another," is a gross understatement. The damn things overlap.

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            jon-nyc
            wrote on 14 Sept 2020, 20:58 last edited by
            #31

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            You were warned.

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              Larry
              wrote on 15 Sept 2020, 00:24 last edited by Larry
              #32

              If my ex wife's mother knew how little money I spent on her funeral she'd be rolling over in her ditch...

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                Copper
                wrote on 15 Sept 2020, 00:44 last edited by
                #33

                These last few posts are really funny

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                • L Larry
                  15 Sept 2020, 00:24

                  If my ex wife's mother knew how little money I spent on her funeral she'd be rolling over in her ditch...

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                  Mik
                  wrote on 15 Sept 2020, 02:07 last edited by
                  #34

                  @Larry said in The Dark and Inappropriate Humor Thread:

                  If my ex wife's mother knew how little money I spent on her funeral she'd be rolling over in her ditch...

                  😆

                  “I am fond of pigs. Dogs look up to us. Cats look down on us. Pigs treat us as equals.” ~Winston S. Churchill

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                    jon-nyc
                    wrote on 25 Sept 2020, 15:48 last edited by
                    #35

                    71D81228-9C3C-46B8-9E70-F38EE92C3CD6.jpeg

                    You were warned.

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                      jon-nyc
                      wrote on 2 Oct 2020, 20:45 last edited by
                      #36

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                      You were warned.

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                        jon-nyc
                        wrote on 2 Oct 2020, 20:46 last edited by
                        #37

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                        You were warned.

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                          jon-nyc
                          wrote on 3 Oct 2020, 14:45 last edited by
                          #38

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                          You were warned.

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                            Rainman
                            wrote on 3 Oct 2020, 21:16 last edited by
                            #39

                            You've convinced me, Jon.
                            I want to be like you.

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                              jon-nyc
                              wrote on 9 Oct 2020, 23:18 last edited by
                              #40

                              As soon as I was sent to jail I got thrown over a table and fucked in the arse for almost an hour.

                              All I kept thinking was Uncle Bryan takes Monopoly far too seriously.

                              You were warned.

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                                jon-nyc
                                wrote on 10 Oct 2020, 21:53 last edited by
                                #41

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                                You were warned.

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                                  jon-nyc
                                  wrote on 13 Oct 2020, 14:13 last edited by
                                  #42

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                                  You were warned.

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                                    Larry
                                    wrote on 13 Oct 2020, 19:41 last edited by
                                    #43

                                    Hahahahaha

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                                      Larry
                                      wrote on 13 Oct 2020, 19:46 last edited by
                                      #44

                                      I tried to make vegetable soup the other day but the wheel chair wouldn't fit in the pot...

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                                        jon-nyc
                                        wrote on 20 Oct 2020, 20:54 last edited by
                                        #45

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                                        You were warned.

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                                          20 Oct 2020, 20:54

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                                          George K
                                          wrote on 20 Oct 2020, 20:58 last edited by
                                          #46

                                          @jon-nyc (cheap) Scotch all over the house.

                                          "Now look here, you Baltic gas passer... " - Mik, 6/14/08

                                          The saying, "Lite is just one damn thing after another," is a gross understatement. The damn things overlap.

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