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The Dark or Inappropriate Humor Thread

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  • LarryL Offline
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    Larry
    wrote on last edited by
    #20

    Jack and Jill
    Went up the hill
    So he could lick her candy,
    Jack got a shock
    And a mouthful of ______
    'Cause Jill's real name
    Was Randy

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      jon-nyc
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      #21

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      Lo, no accord shall bloom 'twixt us and that realm, save they do kneel in token of their utter, soul-deep shame! No parley shall we hold, no treaty sign, until their will is broken, and their strength doth lie as dust before our might. -DJT, 3/6/26

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        jon-nyc
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        #22

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        Lo, no accord shall bloom 'twixt us and that realm, save they do kneel in token of their utter, soul-deep shame! No parley shall we hold, no treaty sign, until their will is broken, and their strength doth lie as dust before our might. -DJT, 3/6/26

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        • LarryL Offline
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          Larry
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          #23

          Hahahaha

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          • LarryL Offline
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            Larry
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            #24

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            • jon-nycJ Offline
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              jon-nyc
              wrote on last edited by
              #25

              Why did the police go to the protests early?

              To beat the crowds.

              Lo, no accord shall bloom 'twixt us and that realm, save they do kneel in token of their utter, soul-deep shame! No parley shall we hold, no treaty sign, until their will is broken, and their strength doth lie as dust before our might. -DJT, 3/6/26

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                Catseye3
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                #26

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                Success is measured by your discipline and inner peace. – Mike Ditka

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                • jon-nycJ Offline
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                  jon-nyc
                  wrote on last edited by
                  #27

                  Sometimes you can sense when a friend wants to take things further.

                  One time things started to get hot and heavy with my best friend. Suddenly I started thinking, "I don't know if this is a good idea, you're not even allowed on the couch".

                  Lo, no accord shall bloom 'twixt us and that realm, save they do kneel in token of their utter, soul-deep shame! No parley shall we hold, no treaty sign, until their will is broken, and their strength doth lie as dust before our might. -DJT, 3/6/26

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                  • MikM Offline
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                    #28

                    😆

                    "You cannot subsidize irresponsibility and expect people to become more responsible." — Thomas Sowell

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                      George K
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                      #29

                      What's So Punny (R) Rated - Closed & Probably Offensive Facebook.png

                      "Now look here, you Baltic gas passer... " - Mik, 6/14/08

                      The saying, "Lite is just one damn thing after another," is a gross understatement. The damn things overlap.

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                        George K
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                        #30

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                        "Now look here, you Baltic gas passer... " - Mik, 6/14/08

                        The saying, "Lite is just one damn thing after another," is a gross understatement. The damn things overlap.

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                          jon-nyc
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                          #31

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                          Lo, no accord shall bloom 'twixt us and that realm, save they do kneel in token of their utter, soul-deep shame! No parley shall we hold, no treaty sign, until their will is broken, and their strength doth lie as dust before our might. -DJT, 3/6/26

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                            Larry
                            wrote on last edited by Larry
                            #32

                            If my ex wife's mother knew how little money I spent on her funeral she'd be rolling over in her ditch...

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                              Copper
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                              #33

                              These last few posts are really funny

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                              • LarryL Larry

                                If my ex wife's mother knew how little money I spent on her funeral she'd be rolling over in her ditch...

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                                Mik
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                                #34

                                @Larry said in The Dark and Inappropriate Humor Thread:

                                If my ex wife's mother knew how little money I spent on her funeral she'd be rolling over in her ditch...

                                😆

                                "You cannot subsidize irresponsibility and expect people to become more responsible." — Thomas Sowell

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                                  jon-nyc
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                                  Lo, no accord shall bloom 'twixt us and that realm, save they do kneel in token of their utter, soul-deep shame! No parley shall we hold, no treaty sign, until their will is broken, and their strength doth lie as dust before our might. -DJT, 3/6/26

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                                    jon-nyc
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                                    Lo, no accord shall bloom 'twixt us and that realm, save they do kneel in token of their utter, soul-deep shame! No parley shall we hold, no treaty sign, until their will is broken, and their strength doth lie as dust before our might. -DJT, 3/6/26

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                                      jon-nyc
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                                      Lo, no accord shall bloom 'twixt us and that realm, save they do kneel in token of their utter, soul-deep shame! No parley shall we hold, no treaty sign, until their will is broken, and their strength doth lie as dust before our might. -DJT, 3/6/26

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                                        jon-nyc
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                                        Lo, no accord shall bloom 'twixt us and that realm, save they do kneel in token of their utter, soul-deep shame! No parley shall we hold, no treaty sign, until their will is broken, and their strength doth lie as dust before our might. -DJT, 3/6/26

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                                        • RainmanR Offline
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                                          Rainman
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                                          #39

                                          You've convinced me, Jon.
                                          I want to be like you.

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