The Dark or Inappropriate Humor Thread

[jon-nyc]

Sometimes you can sense when a friend wants to take things further.

One time things started to get hot and heavy with my best friend. Suddenly I started thinking, "I don't know if this is a good idea, you're not even allowed on the couch".

[Mik]

[George K]

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[Larry]

If my ex wife's mother knew how little money I spent on her funeral she'd be rolling over in her ditch...

[Copper]

These last few posts are really funny

[Mik]

@Larry said in The Dark and Inappropriate Humor Thread:

If my ex wife's mother knew how little money I spent on her funeral she'd be rolling over in her ditch...

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[Rainman]

You've convinced me, Jon.
I want to be like you.

[jon-nyc]

As soon as I was sent to jail I got thrown over a table and fucked in the arse for almost an hour.

All I kept thinking was Uncle Bryan takes Monopoly far too seriously.

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[Larry]

Hahahahaha

[Larry]

I tried to make vegetable soup the other day but the wheel chair wouldn't fit in the pot...

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[George K]

@jon-nyc (cheap) Scotch all over the house.