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The Dark or Inappropriate Humor Thread

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  • J Online
    J Online
    jon-nyc
    wrote on 27 Jul 2020, 21:13 last edited by
    #25

    Why did the police go to the protests early?

    To beat the crowds.

    You were warned.

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      Catseye3
      wrote on 27 Jul 2020, 21:35 last edited by
      #26

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      Success is measured by your discipline and inner peace. – Mike Ditka

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      • J Online
        J Online
        jon-nyc
        wrote on 14 Aug 2020, 22:17 last edited by
        #27

        Sometimes you can sense when a friend wants to take things further.

        One time things started to get hot and heavy with my best friend. Suddenly I started thinking, "I don't know if this is a good idea, you're not even allowed on the couch".

        You were warned.

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        • M Away
          M Away
          Mik
          wrote on 14 Aug 2020, 22:36 last edited by
          #28

          😆

          “I am fond of pigs. Dogs look up to us. Cats look down on us. Pigs treat us as equals.” ~Winston S. Churchill

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            George K
            wrote on 22 Aug 2020, 11:25 last edited by
            #29

            What's So Punny (R) Rated - Closed & Probably Offensive  Facebook.png

            "Now look here, you Baltic gas passer... " - Mik, 6/14/08

            The saying, "Lite is just one damn thing after another," is a gross understatement. The damn things overlap.

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              George K
              wrote on 26 Aug 2020, 11:16 last edited by
              #30

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              "Now look here, you Baltic gas passer... " - Mik, 6/14/08

              The saying, "Lite is just one damn thing after another," is a gross understatement. The damn things overlap.

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              • J Online
                J Online
                jon-nyc
                wrote on 14 Sept 2020, 20:58 last edited by
                #31

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                You were warned.

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                  Larry
                  wrote on 15 Sept 2020, 00:24 last edited by Larry
                  #32

                  If my ex wife's mother knew how little money I spent on her funeral she'd be rolling over in her ditch...

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                    Copper
                    wrote on 15 Sept 2020, 00:44 last edited by
                    #33

                    These last few posts are really funny

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                    • L Larry
                      15 Sept 2020, 00:24

                      If my ex wife's mother knew how little money I spent on her funeral she'd be rolling over in her ditch...

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                      M Away
                      Mik
                      wrote on 15 Sept 2020, 02:07 last edited by
                      #34

                      @Larry said in The Dark and Inappropriate Humor Thread:

                      If my ex wife's mother knew how little money I spent on her funeral she'd be rolling over in her ditch...

                      😆

                      “I am fond of pigs. Dogs look up to us. Cats look down on us. Pigs treat us as equals.” ~Winston S. Churchill

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                      • J Online
                        J Online
                        jon-nyc
                        wrote on 25 Sept 2020, 15:48 last edited by
                        #35

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                        You were warned.

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                        • J Online
                          J Online
                          jon-nyc
                          wrote on 2 Oct 2020, 20:45 last edited by
                          #36

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                          You were warned.

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                          • J Online
                            J Online
                            jon-nyc
                            wrote on 2 Oct 2020, 20:46 last edited by
                            #37

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                            You were warned.

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                            • J Online
                              J Online
                              jon-nyc
                              wrote on 3 Oct 2020, 14:45 last edited by
                              #38

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                              You were warned.

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                                Rainman
                                wrote on 3 Oct 2020, 21:16 last edited by
                                #39

                                You've convinced me, Jon.
                                I want to be like you.

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                                • J Online
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                                  jon-nyc
                                  wrote on 9 Oct 2020, 23:18 last edited by
                                  #40

                                  As soon as I was sent to jail I got thrown over a table and fucked in the arse for almost an hour.

                                  All I kept thinking was Uncle Bryan takes Monopoly far too seriously.

                                  You were warned.

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                                  • J Online
                                    J Online
                                    jon-nyc
                                    wrote on 10 Oct 2020, 21:53 last edited by
                                    #41

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                                    You were warned.

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                                    • J Online
                                      J Online
                                      jon-nyc
                                      wrote on 13 Oct 2020, 14:13 last edited by
                                      #42

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                                      You were warned.

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                                        Larry
                                        wrote on 13 Oct 2020, 19:41 last edited by
                                        #43

                                        Hahahahaha

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                                          Larry
                                          wrote on 13 Oct 2020, 19:46 last edited by
                                          #44

                                          I tried to make vegetable soup the other day but the wheel chair wouldn't fit in the pot...

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