The Dark or Inappropriate Humor Thread
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@larry said in The Dark or Inappropriate Humor Thread:
@george-k said in The Dark or Inappropriate Humor Thread:
I've heard that one before.........
Not me. I only have a son.
wrote on 15 Jan 2022, 13:23 last edited by@jon-nyc said in The Dark or Inappropriate Humor Thread:
@larry said in The Dark or Inappropriate Humor Thread:
@george-k said in The Dark or Inappropriate Humor Thread:
I've heard that one before.........
Not me. I only have a son.
No, I mean the first line. I've never apologized though....
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wrote on 15 Jan 2022, 13:24 last edited by
I know, I was just poking fun.
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wrote on 15 Jan 2022, 13:28 last edited by
Well, you're always poking something, the both of you.
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wrote on 15 Jan 2022, 13:32 last edited by
@jon-nyc said in The Dark or Inappropriate Humor Thread:
I know, I was just poking fun.
I don't remember if any of them was named Fun..... but you can't expect me to remember them all..
After all.... it was so long ago........
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wrote on 17 Jan 2022, 02:05 last edited by
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wrote on 17 Jan 2022, 02:57 last edited by
Why did the sperm cross the road?
Because I put on the wrong sock this morning.
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wrote on 17 Jan 2022, 02:59 last edited by
Hellen Keller walked into a bar...
And a table. And a chair. And a wall....
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wrote on 17 Jan 2022, 03:06 last edited by
@jon-nyc said in The Dark or Inappropriate Humor Thread:
Hellen Keller walked into a bar...
And a table. And a chair. And a wall....
Why did Helen Keller’s dog jump off a cliff? You would too if your name was Mmmmpfhaaaagh.
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wrote on 17 Jan 2022, 03:14 last edited by
Why does Dr. Pepper come in a bottle?
Because his wife died.
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wrote on 18 Jan 2022, 23:43 last edited by
Yesterday I saw a homeless woman lying behind a dumpster. I picked her up and brushed her off, and took her to my place to clean up.
Well, one thing led to another and next thing you know we were having sex. With all the noise she was making you’d a thought she was still alive.
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Yesterday I saw a homeless woman lying behind a dumpster. I picked her up and brushed her off, and took her to my place to clean up.
Well, one thing led to another and next thing you know we were having sex. With all the noise she was making you’d a thought she was still alive.
wrote on 18 Jan 2022, 23:51 last edited by@jon-nyc said in The Dark or Inappropriate Humor Thread:
Yesterday I saw a homeless woman lying behind a dumpster. I picked her up and brushed her off, and took her to my place to clean up.
Well, one thing led to another and next thing you know we were having sex. With all the noise she was making you’d a thought she was still alive.
Necrophilia is dead boring...
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wrote on 19 Jan 2022, 00:54 last edited by
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wrote on 19 Jan 2022, 02:20 last edited by
George I’m impressed. I would have thought Klaus would post that.
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wrote on 19 Jan 2022, 02:33 last edited by LuFins Dad
My penis was once in The Guinness Book of World Records!
Then the librarian made me take it out.
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@jon-nyc said in The Dark or Inappropriate Humor Thread:
Yesterday I saw a homeless woman lying behind a dumpster. I picked her up and brushed her off, and took her to my place to clean up.
Well, one thing led to another and next thing you know we were having sex. With all the noise she was making you’d a thought she was still alive.
Necrophilia is dead boring...
wrote on 19 Jan 2022, 03:06 last edited by xenon@george-k said in The Dark or Inappropriate Humor Thread:
@jon-nyc said in The Dark or Inappropriate Humor Thread:
Yesterday I saw a homeless woman lying behind a dumpster. I picked her up and brushed her off, and took her to my place to clean up.
Well, one thing led to another and next thing you know we were having sex. With all the noise she was making you’d a thought she was still alive.
Necrophilia is dead boring...
You know the worst thing about sex in a cemetery? All the fucking digging.
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@george-k said in The Dark or Inappropriate Humor Thread:
@jon-nyc said in The Dark or Inappropriate Humor Thread:
Yesterday I saw a homeless woman lying behind a dumpster. I picked her up and brushed her off, and took her to my place to clean up.
Well, one thing led to another and next thing you know we were having sex. With all the noise she was making you’d a thought she was still alive.
Necrophilia is dead boring...
You know the worst thing about sex in a cemetery? All the fucking digging.
wrote on 19 Jan 2022, 05:14 last edited by@xenon said in The Dark or Inappropriate Humor Thread:
@george-k said in The Dark or Inappropriate Humor Thread:
@jon-nyc said in The Dark or Inappropriate Humor Thread:
Yesterday I saw a homeless woman lying behind a dumpster. I picked her up and brushed her off, and took her to my place to clean up.
Well, one thing led to another and next thing you know we were having sex. With all the noise she was making you’d a thought she was still alive.
Necrophilia is dead boring...
You know the worst thing about sex in a cemetery? All the fucking digging.
This wasn’t what I meant when I asked if you guys wanted to crack a cold one after work…
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wrote on 19 Jan 2022, 06:34 last edited by
@jon-nyc said in The Dark or Inappropriate Humor Thread:
George I’m impressed. I would have thought Klaus would post that.
I wouldn't have posted that because an axiom is missing: for any set of fucks that have a least upper bound, the supremum of those is also a fuck.
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