The Dark or Inappropriate Humor Thread

[jon-nyc]

@mik said in The Dark or Inappropriate Humor Thread:

She can sell it again even before it’s washed.

[Mik]

[jon-nyc]

[Larry]

@jon-nyc said in The Dark or Inappropriate Humor Thread:

[Improviso]

[George K]

@improviso I'd like to buy a vowel...

[Larry]

@improviso said in The Dark or Inappropriate Humor Thread:

[George K]

[George K]

[Larry]

@george-k said in The Dark or Inappropriate Humor Thread:

I've heard that one before.........

[jon-nyc]

@larry said in The Dark or Inappropriate Humor Thread:

@george-k said in The Dark or Inappropriate Humor Thread:

I've heard that one before.........

Not me. I only have a son.

[Larry]

@jon-nyc said in The Dark or Inappropriate Humor Thread:

@larry said in The Dark or Inappropriate Humor Thread:

@george-k said in The Dark or Inappropriate Humor Thread:

I've heard that one before.........

Not me. I only have a son.

No, I mean the first line. I've never apologized though....

[jon-nyc]

I know, I was just poking fun.

[Mik]

Well, you're always poking something, the both of you.

[Larry]

@jon-nyc said in The Dark or Inappropriate Humor Thread:

I know, I was just poking fun.

I don't remember if any of them was named Fun..... but you can't expect me to remember them all..

After all.... it was so long ago........

[jon-nyc]

[jon-nyc]

Why did the sperm cross the road?

Because I put on the wrong sock this morning.

[jon-nyc]

Hellen Keller walked into a bar...

And a table. And a chair. And a wall....

[LuFins Dad]

@jon-nyc said in The Dark or Inappropriate Humor Thread:

Hellen Keller walked into a bar...

And a table. And a chair. And a wall....

Why did Helen Keller’s dog jump off a cliff? You would too if your name was Mmmmpfhaaaagh.

[LuFins Dad]

Why does Dr. Pepper come in a bottle?

Because his wife died.