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  • LarryL Offline
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    @jon-nyc said in The Dark or Inappropriate Humor Thread:

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      We have the freedom to choose our actions, but we do not get to choose our consequences.
      Yes, there are two paths you can go by, but in the long run, there's still time to change the road you're on.

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        @improviso I'd like to buy a vowel...

        "Now look here, you Baltic gas passer... " - Mik, 6/14/08

        The saying, "Lite is just one damn thing after another," is a gross understatement. The damn things overlap.

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          @improviso said in The Dark or Inappropriate Humor Thread:

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            "Now look here, you Baltic gas passer... " - Mik, 6/14/08

            The saying, "Lite is just one damn thing after another," is a gross understatement. The damn things overlap.

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              "Now look here, you Baltic gas passer... " - Mik, 6/14/08

              The saying, "Lite is just one damn thing after another," is a gross understatement. The damn things overlap.

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                @george-k said in The Dark or Inappropriate Humor Thread:

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                I've heard that one before.........

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                • LarryL Larry

                  @george-k said in The Dark or Inappropriate Humor Thread:

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                  I've heard that one before.........

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                  jon-nyc
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                  @larry said in The Dark or Inappropriate Humor Thread:

                  @george-k said in The Dark or Inappropriate Humor Thread:

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                  I've heard that one before.........

                  Not me. I only have a son. 🤣

                  Only non-witches get due process.

                  • Cotton Mather, Salem Massachusetts, 1692
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                  • jon-nycJ jon-nyc

                    @larry said in The Dark or Inappropriate Humor Thread:

                    @george-k said in The Dark or Inappropriate Humor Thread:

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                    I've heard that one before.........

                    Not me. I only have a son. 🤣

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                    @jon-nyc said in The Dark or Inappropriate Humor Thread:

                    @larry said in The Dark or Inappropriate Humor Thread:

                    @george-k said in The Dark or Inappropriate Humor Thread:

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                    I've heard that one before.........

                    Not me. I only have a son. 🤣

                    No, I mean the first line. I've never apologized though....

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                      I know, I was just poking fun.

                      Only non-witches get due process.

                      • Cotton Mather, Salem Massachusetts, 1692
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                        Well, you're always poking something, the both of you.

                        “I am fond of pigs. Dogs look up to us. Cats look down on us. Pigs treat us as equals.” ~Winston S. Churchill

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                        • jon-nycJ jon-nyc

                          I know, I was just poking fun.

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                          @jon-nyc said in The Dark or Inappropriate Humor Thread:

                          I know, I was just poking fun.

                          I don't remember if any of them was named Fun..... but you can't expect me to remember them all..

                          After all.... it was so long ago........

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                            Only non-witches get due process.

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                              jon-nyc
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                              Why did the sperm cross the road?

                              Because I put on the wrong sock this morning.

                              Only non-witches get due process.

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                                jon-nyc
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                                Hellen Keller walked into a bar...

                                And a table. And a chair. And a wall....

                                Only non-witches get due process.

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                                • jon-nycJ jon-nyc

                                  Hellen Keller walked into a bar...

                                  And a table. And a chair. And a wall....

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                                  @jon-nyc said in The Dark or Inappropriate Humor Thread:

                                  Hellen Keller walked into a bar...

                                  And a table. And a chair. And a wall....

                                  Why did Helen Keller’s dog jump off a cliff? You would too if your name was Mmmmpfhaaaagh.

                                  The Brad

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                                    LuFins Dad
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                                    Why does Dr. Pepper come in a bottle?

                                    Because his wife died.

                                    The Brad

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                                      Yesterday I saw a homeless woman lying behind a dumpster. I picked her up and brushed her off, and took her to my place to clean up.

                                      Well, one thing led to another and next thing you know we were having sex. With all the noise she was making you’d a thought she was still alive.

                                      Only non-witches get due process.

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                                      • jon-nycJ jon-nyc

                                        Yesterday I saw a homeless woman lying behind a dumpster. I picked her up and brushed her off, and took her to my place to clean up.

                                        Well, one thing led to another and next thing you know we were having sex. With all the noise she was making you’d a thought she was still alive.

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                                        @jon-nyc said in The Dark or Inappropriate Humor Thread:

                                        Yesterday I saw a homeless woman lying behind a dumpster. I picked her up and brushed her off, and took her to my place to clean up.

                                        Well, one thing led to another and next thing you know we were having sex. With all the noise she was making you’d a thought she was still alive.

                                        Necrophilia is dead boring...

                                        "Now look here, you Baltic gas passer... " - Mik, 6/14/08

                                        The saying, "Lite is just one damn thing after another," is a gross understatement. The damn things overlap.

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                                          "Now look here, you Baltic gas passer... " - Mik, 6/14/08

                                          The saying, "Lite is just one damn thing after another," is a gross understatement. The damn things overlap.

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