The Dark or Inappropriate Humor Thread
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We have the freedom to choose our actions, but we do not get to choose our consequences.
Yes, there are two paths you can go by, but in the long run, there's still time to change the road you're on. -
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"Now look here, you Baltic gas passer... " - Mik, 6/14/08
The saying, "Lite is just one damn thing after another," is a gross understatement. The damn things overlap.
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@larry said in The Dark or Inappropriate Humor Thread:
@george-k said in The Dark or Inappropriate Humor Thread:
I've heard that one before.........
Not me. I only have a son.
DON’T let them eat cake.
- RFK Jr -
@jon-nyc said in The Dark or Inappropriate Humor Thread:
@larry said in The Dark or Inappropriate Humor Thread:
@george-k said in The Dark or Inappropriate Humor Thread:
I've heard that one before.........
Not me. I only have a son.
No, I mean the first line. I've never apologized though....
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@jon-nyc said in The Dark or Inappropriate Humor Thread:
Hellen Keller walked into a bar...
And a table. And a chair. And a wall....
Why did Helen Keller’s dog jump off a cliff? You would too if your name was Mmmmpfhaaaagh.
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Why does Dr. Pepper come in a bottle?
Because his wife died.
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Yesterday I saw a homeless woman lying behind a dumpster. I picked her up and brushed her off, and took her to my place to clean up.
Well, one thing led to another and next thing you know we were having sex. With all the noise she was making you’d a thought she was still alive.
DON’T let them eat cake.
- RFK Jr -
@jon-nyc said in The Dark or Inappropriate Humor Thread:
Yesterday I saw a homeless woman lying behind a dumpster. I picked her up and brushed her off, and took her to my place to clean up.
Well, one thing led to another and next thing you know we were having sex. With all the noise she was making you’d a thought she was still alive.
Necrophilia is dead boring...
