The Dark or Inappropriate Humor Thread

[jon-nyc]

[Larry]

@jon-nyc said in The Dark or Inappropriate Humor Thread:

[Improviso]

[George K]

@improviso I'd like to buy a vowel...

[Larry]

@improviso said in The Dark or Inappropriate Humor Thread:

[George K]

[George K]

[Larry]

@george-k said in The Dark or Inappropriate Humor Thread:

I've heard that one before.........

[jon-nyc]

@larry said in The Dark or Inappropriate Humor Thread:

@george-k said in The Dark or Inappropriate Humor Thread:

I've heard that one before.........

Not me. I only have a son.

[Larry]

@jon-nyc said in The Dark or Inappropriate Humor Thread:

@larry said in The Dark or Inappropriate Humor Thread:

@george-k said in The Dark or Inappropriate Humor Thread:

I've heard that one before.........

Not me. I only have a son.

No, I mean the first line. I've never apologized though....

[jon-nyc]

I know, I was just poking fun.

[Mik]

Well, you're always poking something, the both of you.

[Larry]

@jon-nyc said in The Dark or Inappropriate Humor Thread:

I know, I was just poking fun.

I don't remember if any of them was named Fun..... but you can't expect me to remember them all..

After all.... it was so long ago........

[jon-nyc]

[jon-nyc]

Why did the sperm cross the road?

Because I put on the wrong sock this morning.

[jon-nyc]

Hellen Keller walked into a bar...

And a table. And a chair. And a wall....

[LuFins Dad]

@jon-nyc said in The Dark or Inappropriate Humor Thread:

Hellen Keller walked into a bar...

And a table. And a chair. And a wall....

Why did Helen Keller’s dog jump off a cliff? You would too if your name was Mmmmpfhaaaagh.

[LuFins Dad]

Why does Dr. Pepper come in a bottle?

Because his wife died.

[jon-nyc]

Yesterday I saw a homeless woman lying behind a dumpster. I picked her up and brushed her off, and took her to my place to clean up.

Well, one thing led to another and next thing you know we were having sex. With all the noise she was making you’d a thought she was still alive.

[George K]

@jon-nyc said in The Dark or Inappropriate Humor Thread:

Yesterday I saw a homeless woman lying behind a dumpster. I picked her up and brushed her off, and took her to my place to clean up.

Well, one thing led to another and next thing you know we were having sex. With all the noise she was making you’d a thought she was still alive.

Necrophilia is dead boring...