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  • jon-nycJ Online
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    jon-nyc
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    #322

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    Only non-witches get due process.

    • Cotton Mather, Salem Massachusetts, 1692
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      jon-nyc
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      #323

      Why did the sperm cross the road?

      Because I put on the wrong sock this morning.

      Only non-witches get due process.

      • Cotton Mather, Salem Massachusetts, 1692
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      • jon-nycJ Online
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        jon-nyc
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        #324

        Hellen Keller walked into a bar...

        And a table. And a chair. And a wall....

        Only non-witches get due process.

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        • jon-nycJ jon-nyc

          Hellen Keller walked into a bar...

          And a table. And a chair. And a wall....

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          LuFins Dad
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          #325

          @jon-nyc said in The Dark or Inappropriate Humor Thread:

          Hellen Keller walked into a bar...

          And a table. And a chair. And a wall....

          Why did Helen Keller’s dog jump off a cliff? You would too if your name was Mmmmpfhaaaagh.

          The Brad

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            LuFins Dad
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            #326

            Why does Dr. Pepper come in a bottle?

            Because his wife died.

            The Brad

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            • jon-nycJ Online
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              jon-nyc
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              #327

              Yesterday I saw a homeless woman lying behind a dumpster. I picked her up and brushed her off, and took her to my place to clean up.

              Well, one thing led to another and next thing you know we were having sex. With all the noise she was making you’d a thought she was still alive.

              Only non-witches get due process.

              • Cotton Mather, Salem Massachusetts, 1692
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              • jon-nycJ jon-nyc

                Yesterday I saw a homeless woman lying behind a dumpster. I picked her up and brushed her off, and took her to my place to clean up.

                Well, one thing led to another and next thing you know we were having sex. With all the noise she was making you’d a thought she was still alive.

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                #328

                @jon-nyc said in The Dark or Inappropriate Humor Thread:

                Yesterday I saw a homeless woman lying behind a dumpster. I picked her up and brushed her off, and took her to my place to clean up.

                Well, one thing led to another and next thing you know we were having sex. With all the noise she was making you’d a thought she was still alive.

                Necrophilia is dead boring...

                "Now look here, you Baltic gas passer... " - Mik, 6/14/08

                The saying, "Lite is just one damn thing after another," is a gross understatement. The damn things overlap.

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                  George K
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                  "Now look here, you Baltic gas passer... " - Mik, 6/14/08

                  The saying, "Lite is just one damn thing after another," is a gross understatement. The damn things overlap.

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                  • jon-nycJ Online
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                    jon-nyc
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                    #330

                    George I’m impressed. I would have thought Klaus would post that.

                    Only non-witches get due process.

                    • Cotton Mather, Salem Massachusetts, 1692
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                      LuFins Dad
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                      #331

                      My penis was once in The Guinness Book of World Records!

                      Then the librarian made me take it out.

                      The Brad

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                      • George KG George K

                        @jon-nyc said in The Dark or Inappropriate Humor Thread:

                        Yesterday I saw a homeless woman lying behind a dumpster. I picked her up and brushed her off, and took her to my place to clean up.

                        Well, one thing led to another and next thing you know we were having sex. With all the noise she was making you’d a thought she was still alive.

                        Necrophilia is dead boring...

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                        xenon
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                        #332

                        @george-k said in The Dark or Inappropriate Humor Thread:

                        @jon-nyc said in The Dark or Inappropriate Humor Thread:

                        Yesterday I saw a homeless woman lying behind a dumpster. I picked her up and brushed her off, and took her to my place to clean up.

                        Well, one thing led to another and next thing you know we were having sex. With all the noise she was making you’d a thought she was still alive.

                        Necrophilia is dead boring...

                        You know the worst thing about sex in a cemetery? All the fucking digging.

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                          @george-k said in The Dark or Inappropriate Humor Thread:

                          @jon-nyc said in The Dark or Inappropriate Humor Thread:

                          Yesterday I saw a homeless woman lying behind a dumpster. I picked her up and brushed her off, and took her to my place to clean up.

                          Well, one thing led to another and next thing you know we were having sex. With all the noise she was making you’d a thought she was still alive.

                          Necrophilia is dead boring...

                          You know the worst thing about sex in a cemetery? All the fucking digging.

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                          LuFins Dad
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                          #333

                          @xenon said in The Dark or Inappropriate Humor Thread:

                          @george-k said in The Dark or Inappropriate Humor Thread:

                          @jon-nyc said in The Dark or Inappropriate Humor Thread:

                          Yesterday I saw a homeless woman lying behind a dumpster. I picked her up and brushed her off, and took her to my place to clean up.

                          Well, one thing led to another and next thing you know we were having sex. With all the noise she was making you’d a thought she was still alive.

                          Necrophilia is dead boring...

                          You know the worst thing about sex in a cemetery? All the fucking digging.

                          This wasn’t what I meant when I asked if you guys wanted to crack a cold one after work…

                          The Brad

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                          • jon-nycJ jon-nyc

                            George I’m impressed. I would have thought Klaus would post that.

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                            @jon-nyc said in The Dark or Inappropriate Humor Thread:

                            George I’m impressed. I would have thought Klaus would post that.

                            I wouldn't have posted that because an axiom is missing: for any set of fucks that have a least upper bound, the supremum of those is also a fuck.

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                              jon-nyc
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                              #335

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                              Only non-witches get due process.

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                                George K
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                                "Now look here, you Baltic gas passer... " - Mik, 6/14/08

                                The saying, "Lite is just one damn thing after another," is a gross understatement. The damn things overlap.

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                                  George K
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                                  "Now look here, you Baltic gas passer... " - Mik, 6/14/08

                                  The saying, "Lite is just one damn thing after another," is a gross understatement. The damn things overlap.

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                                    Mik
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                                    @george-k said in The Dark or Inappropriate Humor Thread:

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                                    😆

                                    “I am fond of pigs. Dogs look up to us. Cats look down on us. Pigs treat us as equals.” ~Winston S. Churchill

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                                      Doctor Phibes
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                                      I didn't think it was scientifically possible for this thread to go down hill.

                                      Once again, I underestimated us.

                                      I was only joking

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                                      • Doctor PhibesD Doctor Phibes

                                        I didn't think it was scientifically possible for this thread to go down hill.

                                        Once again, I underestimated us.

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                                        @doctor-phibes What possible reason could the title of the thread give you for any optimism?

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                                          "Now look here, you Baltic gas passer... " - Mik, 6/14/08

                                          The saying, "Lite is just one damn thing after another," is a gross understatement. The damn things overlap.

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