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    George K
    wrote on 15 Jan 2022, 12:38 last edited by
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    "Now look here, you Baltic gas passer... " - Mik, 6/14/08

    The saying, "Lite is just one damn thing after another," is a gross understatement. The damn things overlap.

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      George K
      wrote on 15 Jan 2022, 12:39 last edited by
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      "Now look here, you Baltic gas passer... " - Mik, 6/14/08

      The saying, "Lite is just one damn thing after another," is a gross understatement. The damn things overlap.

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        Larry
        wrote on 15 Jan 2022, 13:19 last edited by
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        @george-k said in The Dark or Inappropriate Humor Thread:

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        I've heard that one before.........

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          15 Jan 2022, 13:19

          @george-k said in The Dark or Inappropriate Humor Thread:

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          I've heard that one before.........

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          jon-nyc
          wrote on 15 Jan 2022, 13:21 last edited by
          #317

          @larry said in The Dark or Inappropriate Humor Thread:

          @george-k said in The Dark or Inappropriate Humor Thread:

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          I've heard that one before.........

          Not me. I only have a son. 🤣

          Only non-witches get due process.

          • Cotton Mather, Salem Massachusetts, 1692
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          • J jon-nyc
            15 Jan 2022, 13:21

            @larry said in The Dark or Inappropriate Humor Thread:

            @george-k said in The Dark or Inappropriate Humor Thread:

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            I've heard that one before.........

            Not me. I only have a son. 🤣

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            Larry
            wrote on 15 Jan 2022, 13:23 last edited by
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            @jon-nyc said in The Dark or Inappropriate Humor Thread:

            @larry said in The Dark or Inappropriate Humor Thread:

            @george-k said in The Dark or Inappropriate Humor Thread:

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            I've heard that one before.........

            Not me. I only have a son. 🤣

            No, I mean the first line. I've never apologized though....

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              jon-nyc
              wrote on 15 Jan 2022, 13:24 last edited by
              #319

              I know, I was just poking fun.

              Only non-witches get due process.

              • Cotton Mather, Salem Massachusetts, 1692
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                Mik
                wrote on 15 Jan 2022, 13:28 last edited by
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                Well, you're always poking something, the both of you.

                “I am fond of pigs. Dogs look up to us. Cats look down on us. Pigs treat us as equals.” ~Winston S. Churchill

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                  15 Jan 2022, 13:24

                  I know, I was just poking fun.

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                  Larry
                  wrote on 15 Jan 2022, 13:32 last edited by
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                  @jon-nyc said in The Dark or Inappropriate Humor Thread:

                  I know, I was just poking fun.

                  I don't remember if any of them was named Fun..... but you can't expect me to remember them all..

                  After all.... it was so long ago........

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                    jon-nyc
                    wrote on 17 Jan 2022, 02:05 last edited by
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                    Only non-witches get due process.

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                      jon-nyc
                      wrote on 17 Jan 2022, 02:57 last edited by
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                      Why did the sperm cross the road?

                      Because I put on the wrong sock this morning.

                      Only non-witches get due process.

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                        jon-nyc
                        wrote on 17 Jan 2022, 02:59 last edited by
                        #324

                        Hellen Keller walked into a bar...

                        And a table. And a chair. And a wall....

                        Only non-witches get due process.

                        • Cotton Mather, Salem Massachusetts, 1692
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                          17 Jan 2022, 02:59

                          Hellen Keller walked into a bar...

                          And a table. And a chair. And a wall....

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                          LuFins Dad
                          wrote on 17 Jan 2022, 03:06 last edited by
                          #325

                          @jon-nyc said in The Dark or Inappropriate Humor Thread:

                          Hellen Keller walked into a bar...

                          And a table. And a chair. And a wall....

                          Why did Helen Keller’s dog jump off a cliff? You would too if your name was Mmmmpfhaaaagh.

                          The Brad

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                            LuFins Dad
                            wrote on 17 Jan 2022, 03:14 last edited by
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                            Why does Dr. Pepper come in a bottle?

                            Because his wife died.

                            The Brad

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                              jon-nyc
                              wrote on 18 Jan 2022, 23:43 last edited by
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                              Yesterday I saw a homeless woman lying behind a dumpster. I picked her up and brushed her off, and took her to my place to clean up.

                              Well, one thing led to another and next thing you know we were having sex. With all the noise she was making you’d a thought she was still alive.

                              Only non-witches get due process.

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                                18 Jan 2022, 23:43

                                Yesterday I saw a homeless woman lying behind a dumpster. I picked her up and brushed her off, and took her to my place to clean up.

                                Well, one thing led to another and next thing you know we were having sex. With all the noise she was making you’d a thought she was still alive.

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                                George K
                                wrote on 18 Jan 2022, 23:51 last edited by
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                                @jon-nyc said in The Dark or Inappropriate Humor Thread:

                                Yesterday I saw a homeless woman lying behind a dumpster. I picked her up and brushed her off, and took her to my place to clean up.

                                Well, one thing led to another and next thing you know we were having sex. With all the noise she was making you’d a thought she was still alive.

                                Necrophilia is dead boring...

                                "Now look here, you Baltic gas passer... " - Mik, 6/14/08

                                The saying, "Lite is just one damn thing after another," is a gross understatement. The damn things overlap.

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                                  George K
                                  wrote on 19 Jan 2022, 00:54 last edited by
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                                  "Now look here, you Baltic gas passer... " - Mik, 6/14/08

                                  The saying, "Lite is just one damn thing after another," is a gross understatement. The damn things overlap.

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                                    jon-nyc
                                    wrote on 19 Jan 2022, 02:20 last edited by
                                    #330

                                    George I’m impressed. I would have thought Klaus would post that.

                                    Only non-witches get due process.

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                                      LuFins Dad
                                      wrote on 19 Jan 2022, 02:33 last edited by LuFins Dad
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                                      My penis was once in The Guinness Book of World Records!

                                      Then the librarian made me take it out.

                                      The Brad

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                                      • G George K
                                        18 Jan 2022, 23:51

                                        @jon-nyc said in The Dark or Inappropriate Humor Thread:

                                        Yesterday I saw a homeless woman lying behind a dumpster. I picked her up and brushed her off, and took her to my place to clean up.

                                        Well, one thing led to another and next thing you know we were having sex. With all the noise she was making you’d a thought she was still alive.

                                        Necrophilia is dead boring...

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                                        xenon
                                        wrote on 19 Jan 2022, 03:06 last edited by xenon
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                                        @george-k said in The Dark or Inappropriate Humor Thread:

                                        @jon-nyc said in The Dark or Inappropriate Humor Thread:

                                        Yesterday I saw a homeless woman lying behind a dumpster. I picked her up and brushed her off, and took her to my place to clean up.

                                        Well, one thing led to another and next thing you know we were having sex. With all the noise she was making you’d a thought she was still alive.

                                        Necrophilia is dead boring...

                                        You know the worst thing about sex in a cemetery? All the fucking digging.

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                                        • X xenon
                                          19 Jan 2022, 03:06

                                          @george-k said in The Dark or Inappropriate Humor Thread:

                                          @jon-nyc said in The Dark or Inappropriate Humor Thread:

                                          Yesterday I saw a homeless woman lying behind a dumpster. I picked her up and brushed her off, and took her to my place to clean up.

                                          Well, one thing led to another and next thing you know we were having sex. With all the noise she was making you’d a thought she was still alive.

                                          Necrophilia is dead boring...

                                          You know the worst thing about sex in a cemetery? All the fucking digging.

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                                          LuFins Dad
                                          wrote on 19 Jan 2022, 05:14 last edited by
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                                          @xenon said in The Dark or Inappropriate Humor Thread:

                                          @george-k said in The Dark or Inappropriate Humor Thread:

                                          @jon-nyc said in The Dark or Inappropriate Humor Thread:

                                          Yesterday I saw a homeless woman lying behind a dumpster. I picked her up and brushed her off, and took her to my place to clean up.

                                          Well, one thing led to another and next thing you know we were having sex. With all the noise she was making you’d a thought she was still alive.

                                          Necrophilia is dead boring...

                                          You know the worst thing about sex in a cemetery? All the fucking digging.

                                          This wasn’t what I meant when I asked if you guys wanted to crack a cold one after work…

                                          The Brad

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