The Dark or Inappropriate Humor Thread
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@larry said in The Dark or Inappropriate Humor Thread:
@george-k said in The Dark or Inappropriate Humor Thread:
I've heard that one before.........
Not me. I only have a son.
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@jon-nyc said in The Dark or Inappropriate Humor Thread:
@larry said in The Dark or Inappropriate Humor Thread:
@george-k said in The Dark or Inappropriate Humor Thread:
I've heard that one before.........
Not me. I only have a son.
No, I mean the first line. I've never apologized though....
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@jon-nyc said in The Dark or Inappropriate Humor Thread:
Hellen Keller walked into a bar...
And a table. And a chair. And a wall....
Why did Helen Keller’s dog jump off a cliff? You would too if your name was Mmmmpfhaaaagh.
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Why does Dr. Pepper come in a bottle?
Because his wife died.
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Yesterday I saw a homeless woman lying behind a dumpster. I picked her up and brushed her off, and took her to my place to clean up.
Well, one thing led to another and next thing you know we were having sex. With all the noise she was making you’d a thought she was still alive.
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@jon-nyc said in The Dark or Inappropriate Humor Thread:
Yesterday I saw a homeless woman lying behind a dumpster. I picked her up and brushed her off, and took her to my place to clean up.
Well, one thing led to another and next thing you know we were having sex. With all the noise she was making you’d a thought she was still alive.
Necrophilia is dead boring...
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My penis was once in The Guinness Book of World Records!
Then the librarian made me take it out.