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Larry
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I got a text from my wife that said

"Hurryhomethespacekeyonmyphonewontworkandineedanalternative"

I got excited and hurried home as fast as I could go, but I couldn't help but wonder what a ternative is.....
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jon-nyc
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lol
It’s always something.

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It’s always something.

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George K
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"Now look here, you Baltic gas passer... " - Mik, 6/14/08

The saying, "Lite is just one damn thing after another," is a gross understatement. The damn things overlap.

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"My pronouns are FA/FO." - Mik, 2024

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@mik said in The Dark or Inappropriate Humor Thread:
We have the freedom to choose our actions, but we do not get to choose our consequences.
Yes, there are two paths you can go by, but in the long run, there's still time to change the road you're on.

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jon-nyc
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@mik said in The Dark or Inappropriate Humor Thread:

She can sell it again even before it’s washed.
It’s always something.

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Mik
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#308
"My pronouns are FA/FO." - Mik, 2024

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jon-nyc
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It’s always something.

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@jon-nyc said in The Dark or Inappropriate Humor Thread:
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Improviso
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We have the freedom to choose our actions, but we do not get to choose our consequences.
Yes, there are two paths you can go by, but in the long run, there's still time to change the road you're on.

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@improviso I'd like to buy a vowel...
"Now look here, you Baltic gas passer... " - Mik, 6/14/08

The saying, "Lite is just one damn thing after another," is a gross understatement. The damn things overlap.

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@improviso said in The Dark or Inappropriate Humor Thread:
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"Now look here, you Baltic gas passer... " - Mik, 6/14/08

The saying, "Lite is just one damn thing after another," is a gross understatement. The damn things overlap.

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"Now look here, you Baltic gas passer... " - Mik, 6/14/08

The saying, "Lite is just one damn thing after another," is a gross understatement. The damn things overlap.

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@george-k said in The Dark or Inappropriate Humor Thread:

I've heard that one before.........
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@larry said in The Dark or Inappropriate Humor Thread:

@george-k said in The Dark or Inappropriate Humor Thread:

I've heard that one before.........

Not me. I only have a son.
It’s always something.

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@jon-nyc said in The Dark or Inappropriate Humor Thread:

@larry said in The Dark or Inappropriate Humor Thread:

@george-k said in The Dark or Inappropriate Humor Thread:

I've heard that one before.........

Not me. I only have a son.

No, I mean the first line. I've never apologized though....
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I know, I was just poking fun.
It’s always something.

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Mik
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Well, you're always poking something, the both of you.
"My pronouns are FA/FO." - Mik, 2024

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