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    Larry
    wrote on 11 Jan 2022, 14:23 last edited by
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    I got a text from my wife that said

    "Hurryhomethespacekeyonmyphonewontworkandineedanalternative"

    I got excited and hurried home as fast as I could go, but I couldn't help but wonder what a ternative is.....

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      jon-nyc
      wrote on 11 Jan 2022, 14:52 last edited by
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      lol

      Only non-witches get due process.

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        jon-nyc
        wrote on 11 Jan 2022, 15:01 last edited by
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        Only non-witches get due process.

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          George K
          wrote on 11 Jan 2022, 22:02 last edited by
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          "Now look here, you Baltic gas passer... " - Mik, 6/14/08

          The saying, "Lite is just one damn thing after another," is a gross understatement. The damn things overlap.

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            Mik
            wrote on 12 Jan 2022, 21:15 last edited by
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            “I am fond of pigs. Dogs look up to us. Cats look down on us. Pigs treat us as equals.” ~Winston S. Churchill

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              12 Jan 2022, 21:15

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              Improviso
              wrote on 12 Jan 2022, 21:16 last edited by
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              @mik said in The Dark or Inappropriate Humor Thread:

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              😂 😂 😂

              We have the freedom to choose our actions, but we do not get to choose our consequences.
              Yes, there are two paths you can go by, but in the long run, there's still time to change the road you're on.

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                12 Jan 2022, 21:15

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                jon-nyc
                wrote on 12 Jan 2022, 21:45 last edited by
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                @mik said in The Dark or Inappropriate Humor Thread:

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                She can sell it again even before it’s washed.

                Only non-witches get due process.

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                  Mik
                  wrote on 14 Jan 2022, 03:24 last edited by
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                  “I am fond of pigs. Dogs look up to us. Cats look down on us. Pigs treat us as equals.” ~Winston S. Churchill

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                    jon-nyc
                    wrote on 14 Jan 2022, 16:39 last edited by
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                    Only non-witches get due process.

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                      Larry
                      wrote on 14 Jan 2022, 16:49 last edited by
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                      @jon-nyc said in The Dark or Inappropriate Humor Thread:

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                        Improviso
                        wrote on 14 Jan 2022, 17:14 last edited by
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                        We have the freedom to choose our actions, but we do not get to choose our consequences.
                        Yes, there are two paths you can go by, but in the long run, there's still time to change the road you're on.

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                          14 Jan 2022, 17:14

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                          George K
                          wrote on 14 Jan 2022, 17:15 last edited by
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                          @improviso I'd like to buy a vowel...

                          "Now look here, you Baltic gas passer... " - Mik, 6/14/08

                          The saying, "Lite is just one damn thing after another," is a gross understatement. The damn things overlap.

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                            14 Jan 2022, 17:14

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                            Larry
                            wrote on 14 Jan 2022, 21:13 last edited by
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                            @improviso said in The Dark or Inappropriate Humor Thread:

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                              George K
                              wrote on 15 Jan 2022, 12:38 last edited by
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                              "Now look here, you Baltic gas passer... " - Mik, 6/14/08

                              The saying, "Lite is just one damn thing after another," is a gross understatement. The damn things overlap.

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                                George K
                                wrote on 15 Jan 2022, 12:39 last edited by
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                                "Now look here, you Baltic gas passer... " - Mik, 6/14/08

                                The saying, "Lite is just one damn thing after another," is a gross understatement. The damn things overlap.

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                                  15 Jan 2022, 12:39

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                                  Larry
                                  wrote on 15 Jan 2022, 13:19 last edited by
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                                  @george-k said in The Dark or Inappropriate Humor Thread:

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                                  I've heard that one before.........

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                                    15 Jan 2022, 13:19

                                    @george-k said in The Dark or Inappropriate Humor Thread:

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                                    I've heard that one before.........

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                                    jon-nyc
                                    wrote on 15 Jan 2022, 13:21 last edited by
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                                    @larry said in The Dark or Inappropriate Humor Thread:

                                    @george-k said in The Dark or Inappropriate Humor Thread:

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                                    I've heard that one before.........

                                    Not me. I only have a son. 🤣

                                    Only non-witches get due process.

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                                      15 Jan 2022, 13:21

                                      @larry said in The Dark or Inappropriate Humor Thread:

                                      @george-k said in The Dark or Inappropriate Humor Thread:

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                                      I've heard that one before.........

                                      Not me. I only have a son. 🤣

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                                      Larry
                                      wrote on 15 Jan 2022, 13:23 last edited by
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                                      @jon-nyc said in The Dark or Inappropriate Humor Thread:

                                      @larry said in The Dark or Inappropriate Humor Thread:

                                      @george-k said in The Dark or Inappropriate Humor Thread:

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                                      I've heard that one before.........

                                      Not me. I only have a son. 🤣

                                      No, I mean the first line. I've never apologized though....

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                                        jon-nyc
                                        wrote on 15 Jan 2022, 13:24 last edited by
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                                        I know, I was just poking fun.

                                        Only non-witches get due process.

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                                          Mik
                                          wrote on 15 Jan 2022, 13:28 last edited by
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                                          Well, you're always poking something, the both of you.

                                          “I am fond of pigs. Dogs look up to us. Cats look down on us. Pigs treat us as equals.” ~Winston S. Churchill

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