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The Dark or Inappropriate Humor Thread

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  • jon-nycJ Online
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    jon-nyc
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    #293

    I think 2022 might be a great year after all. It already started with a Golden Girls reunion.

    Only non-witches get due process.

    • Cotton Mather, Salem Massachusetts, 1692
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    • jon-nycJ Online
      jon-nycJ Online
      jon-nyc
      wrote on last edited by
      #294

      Why donโ€™t Chinese kids believe in Santa?

      They make all the toys.

      Only non-witches get due process.

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      • George KG Offline
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        George K
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        #295

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        "Now look here, you Baltic gas passer... " - Mik, 6/14/08

        The saying, "Lite is just one damn thing after another," is a gross understatement. The damn things overlap.

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          George K
          wrote on last edited by
          #296

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          "Now look here, you Baltic gas passer... " - Mik, 6/14/08

          The saying, "Lite is just one damn thing after another," is a gross understatement. The damn things overlap.

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          • jon-nycJ Online
            jon-nycJ Online
            jon-nyc
            wrote on last edited by
            #297

            Why was Miss Piggy talking funny?

            She had a frog in her throat.

            Only non-witches get due process.

            • Cotton Mather, Salem Massachusetts, 1692
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            • George KG Offline
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              George K
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              #298

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              Jesus said, "Fun fact! I really don't even know if I can swim!"

              "Now look here, you Baltic gas passer... " - Mik, 6/14/08

              The saying, "Lite is just one damn thing after another," is a gross understatement. The damn things overlap.

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              • George KG Offline
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                George K
                wrote on last edited by
                #299

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                "Now look here, you Baltic gas passer... " - Mik, 6/14/08

                The saying, "Lite is just one damn thing after another," is a gross understatement. The damn things overlap.

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                • George KG Offline
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                  George K
                  wrote on last edited by
                  #300

                  Aqua's Sister: ANUS TART

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                  "Now look here, you Baltic gas passer... " - Mik, 6/14/08

                  The saying, "Lite is just one damn thing after another," is a gross understatement. The damn things overlap.

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                  • LarryL Offline
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                    Larry
                    wrote on last edited by
                    #301

                    I got a text from my wife that said

                    "Hurryhomethespacekeyonmyphonewontworkandineedanalternative"

                    I got excited and hurried home as fast as I could go, but I couldn't help but wonder what a ternative is.....

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                    • jon-nycJ Online
                      jon-nycJ Online
                      jon-nyc
                      wrote on last edited by
                      #302

                      lol

                      Only non-witches get due process.

                      • Cotton Mather, Salem Massachusetts, 1692
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                      • jon-nycJ Online
                        jon-nycJ Online
                        jon-nyc
                        wrote on last edited by
                        #303

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                        Only non-witches get due process.

                        • Cotton Mather, Salem Massachusetts, 1692
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                        • George KG Offline
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                          George K
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                          "Now look here, you Baltic gas passer... " - Mik, 6/14/08

                          The saying, "Lite is just one damn thing after another," is a gross understatement. The damn things overlap.

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                          • MikM Away
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                            Mik
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                            โ€œI am fond of pigs. Dogs look up to us. Cats look down on us. Pigs treat us as equals.โ€ ~Winston S. Churchill

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                              Improviso
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                              @mik said in The Dark or Inappropriate Humor Thread:

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                              ๐Ÿ˜‚ ๐Ÿ˜‚ ๐Ÿ˜‚

                              We have the freedom to choose our actions, but we do not get to choose our consequences.
                              Yes, there are two paths you can go by, but in the long run, there's still time to change the road you're on.

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                                jon-nycJ Online
                                jon-nycJ Online
                                jon-nyc
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                                #307

                                @mik said in The Dark or Inappropriate Humor Thread:

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                                She can sell it again even before itโ€™s washed.

                                Only non-witches get due process.

                                • Cotton Mather, Salem Massachusetts, 1692
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                                • MikM Away
                                  MikM Away
                                  Mik
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                                  #308

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                                  โ€œI am fond of pigs. Dogs look up to us. Cats look down on us. Pigs treat us as equals.โ€ ~Winston S. Churchill

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                                  • jon-nycJ Online
                                    jon-nycJ Online
                                    jon-nyc
                                    wrote on last edited by
                                    #309

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                                    Only non-witches get due process.

                                    • Cotton Mather, Salem Massachusetts, 1692
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                                      Larry
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                                      @jon-nyc said in The Dark or Inappropriate Humor Thread:

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                                      • ImprovisoI Offline
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                                        Improviso
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                                        We have the freedom to choose our actions, but we do not get to choose our consequences.
                                        Yes, there are two paths you can go by, but in the long run, there's still time to change the road you're on.

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                                          George KG Offline
                                          George KG Offline
                                          George K
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                                          @improviso I'd like to buy a vowel...

                                          "Now look here, you Baltic gas passer... " - Mik, 6/14/08

                                          The saying, "Lite is just one damn thing after another," is a gross understatement. The damn things overlap.

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