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The Dark or Inappropriate Humor Thread

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  • jon-nycJ jon-nyc

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    @jon-nyc said in The Dark or Inappropriate Humor Thread:

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    BAHAHAHAAAAAA

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      This could go in the "OR Quotes" thread, but probably belongs here.

      Co worker: “Diane said a bad word yesterday.”
      Anesthesiologist: “Yeah she did! we don’t say that!”
      Circulator: “What’s she say? the F word?”
      Me: “Did she really?”
      Co worker:: “No the Q word!!”
      Me: *Thinks to myself Q word?!….
      Them: “Yeah we don’t say that word here! it’s not allowed!”
      Me: “The only Q word I can think of is queef” 😂
      Them: “Yeah! that’s the word! We’ll go with that!”
      Me: *Q word?! Then I whisper “Wait, are you talking about queer?!”
      Anesthesiologist: “For the love of God, you’re on call. don’t even think about it! It’s queef!”
      Me: *Still not comprehending what they’re taking about!!
      Me: “OH THE OR Q WORD!!! I GET IT NOW!!”

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      @george-k said in The Dark or Inappropriate Humor Thread:

      This could go in the "OR Quotes" thread, but probably belongs here.

      Co worker: “Diane said a bad word yesterday.”
      Anesthesiologist: “Yeah she did! we don’t say that!”
      Circulator: “What’s she say? the F word?”
      Me: “Did she really?”
      Co worker:: “No the Q word!!”
      Me: *Thinks to myself Q word?!….
      Them: “Yeah we don’t say that word here! it’s not allowed!”
      Me: “The only Q word I can think of is queef” 😂
      Them: “Yeah! that’s the word! We’ll go with that!”
      Me: *Q word?! Then I whisper “Wait, are you talking about queer?!”
      Anesthesiologist: “For the love of God, you’re on call. don’t even think about it! It’s queef!”
      Me: *Still not comprehending what they’re taking about!!
      Me: “OH THE OR Q WORD!!! I GET IT NOW!!”

      Link to video

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        @mik said in The Dark or Inappropriate Humor Thread:

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        Where’s the spit emoji?

        The Brad

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          Only non-witches get due process.

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            I think 2022 might be a great year after all. It already started with a Golden Girls reunion.

            Only non-witches get due process.

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              Why don’t Chinese kids believe in Santa?

              They make all the toys.

              Only non-witches get due process.

              • Cotton Mather, Salem Massachusetts, 1692
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                "Now look here, you Baltic gas passer... " - Mik, 6/14/08

                The saying, "Lite is just one damn thing after another," is a gross understatement. The damn things overlap.

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                  "Now look here, you Baltic gas passer... " - Mik, 6/14/08

                  The saying, "Lite is just one damn thing after another," is a gross understatement. The damn things overlap.

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                    Why was Miss Piggy talking funny?

                    She had a frog in her throat.

                    Only non-witches get due process.

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                      Jesus said, "Fun fact! I really don't even know if I can swim!"

                      "Now look here, you Baltic gas passer... " - Mik, 6/14/08

                      The saying, "Lite is just one damn thing after another," is a gross understatement. The damn things overlap.

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                        "Now look here, you Baltic gas passer... " - Mik, 6/14/08

                        The saying, "Lite is just one damn thing after another," is a gross understatement. The damn things overlap.

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                          Aqua's Sister: ANUS TART

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                          "Now look here, you Baltic gas passer... " - Mik, 6/14/08

                          The saying, "Lite is just one damn thing after another," is a gross understatement. The damn things overlap.

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                            I got a text from my wife that said

                            "Hurryhomethespacekeyonmyphonewontworkandineedanalternative"

                            I got excited and hurried home as fast as I could go, but I couldn't help but wonder what a ternative is.....

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                              lol

                              Only non-witches get due process.

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                                Only non-witches get due process.

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                                  "Now look here, you Baltic gas passer... " - Mik, 6/14/08

                                  The saying, "Lite is just one damn thing after another," is a gross understatement. The damn things overlap.

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                                    “I am fond of pigs. Dogs look up to us. Cats look down on us. Pigs treat us as equals.” ~Winston S. Churchill

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                                      @mik said in The Dark or Inappropriate Humor Thread:

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                                      😂 😂 😂

                                      We have the freedom to choose our actions, but we do not get to choose our consequences.
                                      Yes, there are two paths you can go by, but in the long run, there's still time to change the road you're on.

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                                        @mik said in The Dark or Inappropriate Humor Thread:

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                                        She can sell it again even before it’s washed.

                                        Only non-witches get due process.

                                        • Cotton Mather, Salem Massachusetts, 1692
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                                          “I am fond of pigs. Dogs look up to us. Cats look down on us. Pigs treat us as equals.” ~Winston S. Churchill

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