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The Dark or Inappropriate Humor Thread

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    Mik
    wrote on 24 Dec 2021, 15:30 last edited by
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    “I am fond of pigs. Dogs look up to us. Cats look down on us. Pigs treat us as equals.” ~Winston S. Churchill

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      bachophile
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        20 Dec 2021, 22:37

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        Larry
        wrote on 27 Dec 2021, 20:03 last edited by
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        @jon-nyc said in The Dark or Inappropriate Humor Thread:

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        BAHAHAHAAAAAA

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        • G George K
          23 Dec 2021, 22:23

          This could go in the "OR Quotes" thread, but probably belongs here.

          Co worker: “Diane said a bad word yesterday.”
          Anesthesiologist: “Yeah she did! we don’t say that!”
          Circulator: “What’s she say? the F word?”
          Me: “Did she really?”
          Co worker:: “No the Q word!!”
          Me: *Thinks to myself Q word?!….
          Them: “Yeah we don’t say that word here! it’s not allowed!”
          Me: “The only Q word I can think of is queef” 😂
          Them: “Yeah! that’s the word! We’ll go with that!”
          Me: *Q word?! Then I whisper “Wait, are you talking about queer?!”
          Anesthesiologist: “For the love of God, you’re on call. don’t even think about it! It’s queef!”
          Me: *Still not comprehending what they’re taking about!!
          Me: “OH THE OR Q WORD!!! I GET IT NOW!!”

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          Larry
          wrote on 27 Dec 2021, 20:09 last edited by
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          @george-k said in The Dark or Inappropriate Humor Thread:

          This could go in the "OR Quotes" thread, but probably belongs here.

          Co worker: “Diane said a bad word yesterday.”
          Anesthesiologist: “Yeah she did! we don’t say that!”
          Circulator: “What’s she say? the F word?”
          Me: “Did she really?”
          Co worker:: “No the Q word!!”
          Me: *Thinks to myself Q word?!….
          Them: “Yeah we don’t say that word here! it’s not allowed!”
          Me: “The only Q word I can think of is queef” 😂
          Them: “Yeah! that’s the word! We’ll go with that!”
          Me: *Q word?! Then I whisper “Wait, are you talking about queer?!”
          Anesthesiologist: “For the love of God, you’re on call. don’t even think about it! It’s queef!”
          Me: *Still not comprehending what they’re taking about!!
          Me: “OH THE OR Q WORD!!! I GET IT NOW!!”

          Link to video

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          • M Mik
            24 Dec 2021, 15:30

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            LuFins Dad
            wrote on 27 Dec 2021, 20:38 last edited by
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            @mik said in The Dark or Inappropriate Humor Thread:

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            Where’s the spit emoji?

            The Brad

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              jon-nyc
              wrote on 1 Jan 2022, 14:48 last edited by
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              "You never know what worse luck your bad luck has saved you from."
              -Cormac McCarthy

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                jon-nyc
                wrote on 3 Jan 2022, 02:21 last edited by
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                I think 2022 might be a great year after all. It already started with a Golden Girls reunion.

                "You never know what worse luck your bad luck has saved you from."
                -Cormac McCarthy

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                  jon-nyc
                  wrote on 3 Jan 2022, 02:25 last edited by
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                  Why don’t Chinese kids believe in Santa?

                  They make all the toys.

                  "You never know what worse luck your bad luck has saved you from."
                  -Cormac McCarthy

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                    George K
                    wrote on 5 Jan 2022, 19:45 last edited by
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                    "Now look here, you Baltic gas passer... " - Mik, 6/14/08

                    The saying, "Lite is just one damn thing after another," is a gross understatement. The damn things overlap.

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                      George K
                      wrote on 5 Jan 2022, 21:33 last edited by
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                      "Now look here, you Baltic gas passer... " - Mik, 6/14/08

                      The saying, "Lite is just one damn thing after another," is a gross understatement. The damn things overlap.

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                        jon-nyc
                        wrote on 7 Jan 2022, 00:33 last edited by
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                        Why was Miss Piggy talking funny?

                        She had a frog in her throat.

                        "You never know what worse luck your bad luck has saved you from."
                        -Cormac McCarthy

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                          George K
                          wrote on 10 Jan 2022, 13:14 last edited by
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                          Jesus said, "Fun fact! I really don't even know if I can swim!"

                          "Now look here, you Baltic gas passer... " - Mik, 6/14/08

                          The saying, "Lite is just one damn thing after another," is a gross understatement. The damn things overlap.

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                            George K
                            wrote on 11 Jan 2022, 14:11 last edited by
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                            "Now look here, you Baltic gas passer... " - Mik, 6/14/08

                            The saying, "Lite is just one damn thing after another," is a gross understatement. The damn things overlap.

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                              George K
                              wrote on 11 Jan 2022, 14:12 last edited by
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                              Aqua's Sister: ANUS TART

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                              "Now look here, you Baltic gas passer... " - Mik, 6/14/08

                              The saying, "Lite is just one damn thing after another," is a gross understatement. The damn things overlap.

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                                Larry
                                wrote on 11 Jan 2022, 14:23 last edited by
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                                I got a text from my wife that said

                                "Hurryhomethespacekeyonmyphonewontworkandineedanalternative"

                                I got excited and hurried home as fast as I could go, but I couldn't help but wonder what a ternative is.....

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                                  jon-nyc
                                  wrote on 11 Jan 2022, 14:52 last edited by
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                                  lol

                                  "You never know what worse luck your bad luck has saved you from."
                                  -Cormac McCarthy

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                                    jon-nyc
                                    wrote on 11 Jan 2022, 15:01 last edited by
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                                    "You never know what worse luck your bad luck has saved you from."
                                    -Cormac McCarthy

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                                      George K
                                      wrote on 11 Jan 2022, 22:02 last edited by
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                                      "Now look here, you Baltic gas passer... " - Mik, 6/14/08

                                      The saying, "Lite is just one damn thing after another," is a gross understatement. The damn things overlap.

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                                        Mik
                                        wrote on 12 Jan 2022, 21:15 last edited by
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                                        “I am fond of pigs. Dogs look up to us. Cats look down on us. Pigs treat us as equals.” ~Winston S. Churchill

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                                          12 Jan 2022, 21:15

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                                          Improviso
                                          wrote on 12 Jan 2022, 21:16 last edited by
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                                          @mik said in The Dark or Inappropriate Humor Thread:

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                                          😂 😂 😂

                                          We have the freedom to choose our actions, but we do not get to choose our consequences.
                                          Yes, there are two paths you can go by, but in the long run, there's still time to change the road you're on.

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