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    George K
    wrote on 23 Dec 2021, 22:23 last edited by
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    This could go in the "OR Quotes" thread, but probably belongs here.

    Co worker: “Diane said a bad word yesterday.”
    Anesthesiologist: “Yeah she did! we don’t say that!”
    Circulator: “What’s she say? the F word?”
    Me: “Did she really?”
    Co worker:: “No the Q word!!”
    Me: *Thinks to myself Q word?!….
    Them: “Yeah we don’t say that word here! it’s not allowed!”
    Me: “The only Q word I can think of is queef” 😂
    Them: “Yeah! that’s the word! We’ll go with that!”
    Me: *Q word?! Then I whisper “Wait, are you talking about queer?!”
    Anesthesiologist: “For the love of God, you’re on call. don’t even think about it! It’s queef!”
    Me: *Still not comprehending what they’re taking about!!
    Me: “OH THE OR Q WORD!!! I GET IT NOW!!”

    "Now look here, you Baltic gas passer... " - Mik, 6/14/08

    The saying, "Lite is just one damn thing after another," is a gross understatement. The damn things overlap.

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      George K
      wrote on 23 Dec 2021, 22:25 last edited by
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      "Now look here, you Baltic gas passer... " - Mik, 6/14/08

      The saying, "Lite is just one damn thing after another," is a gross understatement. The damn things overlap.

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        George K
        wrote on 23 Dec 2021, 22:30 last edited by
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        "Now look here, you Baltic gas passer... " - Mik, 6/14/08

        The saying, "Lite is just one damn thing after another," is a gross understatement. The damn things overlap.

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          Mik
          wrote on 24 Dec 2021, 15:30 last edited by
          #287

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          “I am fond of pigs. Dogs look up to us. Cats look down on us. Pigs treat us as equals.” ~Winston S. Churchill

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            bachophile
            wrote on 27 Dec 2021, 17:19 last edited by
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              20 Dec 2021, 22:37

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              Larry
              wrote on 27 Dec 2021, 20:03 last edited by
              #289

              @jon-nyc said in The Dark or Inappropriate Humor Thread:

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              BAHAHAHAAAAAA

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              • G George K
                23 Dec 2021, 22:23

                This could go in the "OR Quotes" thread, but probably belongs here.

                Co worker: “Diane said a bad word yesterday.”
                Anesthesiologist: “Yeah she did! we don’t say that!”
                Circulator: “What’s she say? the F word?”
                Me: “Did she really?”
                Co worker:: “No the Q word!!”
                Me: *Thinks to myself Q word?!….
                Them: “Yeah we don’t say that word here! it’s not allowed!”
                Me: “The only Q word I can think of is queef” 😂
                Them: “Yeah! that’s the word! We’ll go with that!”
                Me: *Q word?! Then I whisper “Wait, are you talking about queer?!”
                Anesthesiologist: “For the love of God, you’re on call. don’t even think about it! It’s queef!”
                Me: *Still not comprehending what they’re taking about!!
                Me: “OH THE OR Q WORD!!! I GET IT NOW!!”

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                Larry
                wrote on 27 Dec 2021, 20:09 last edited by
                #290

                @george-k said in The Dark or Inappropriate Humor Thread:

                This could go in the "OR Quotes" thread, but probably belongs here.

                Co worker: “Diane said a bad word yesterday.”
                Anesthesiologist: “Yeah she did! we don’t say that!”
                Circulator: “What’s she say? the F word?”
                Me: “Did she really?”
                Co worker:: “No the Q word!!”
                Me: *Thinks to myself Q word?!….
                Them: “Yeah we don’t say that word here! it’s not allowed!”
                Me: “The only Q word I can think of is queef” 😂
                Them: “Yeah! that’s the word! We’ll go with that!”
                Me: *Q word?! Then I whisper “Wait, are you talking about queer?!”
                Anesthesiologist: “For the love of God, you’re on call. don’t even think about it! It’s queef!”
                Me: *Still not comprehending what they’re taking about!!
                Me: “OH THE OR Q WORD!!! I GET IT NOW!!”

                Link to video

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                  24 Dec 2021, 15:30

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                  LuFins Dad
                  wrote on 27 Dec 2021, 20:38 last edited by
                  #291

                  @mik said in The Dark or Inappropriate Humor Thread:

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                  Where’s the spit emoji?

                  The Brad

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                    jon-nyc
                    wrote on 1 Jan 2022, 14:48 last edited by
                    #292

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                    Only non-witches get due process.

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                      jon-nyc
                      wrote on 3 Jan 2022, 02:21 last edited by
                      #293

                      I think 2022 might be a great year after all. It already started with a Golden Girls reunion.

                      Only non-witches get due process.

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                        jon-nyc
                        wrote on 3 Jan 2022, 02:25 last edited by
                        #294

                        Why don’t Chinese kids believe in Santa?

                        They make all the toys.

                        Only non-witches get due process.

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                          George K
                          wrote on 5 Jan 2022, 19:45 last edited by
                          #295

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                          "Now look here, you Baltic gas passer... " - Mik, 6/14/08

                          The saying, "Lite is just one damn thing after another," is a gross understatement. The damn things overlap.

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                            George K
                            wrote on 5 Jan 2022, 21:33 last edited by
                            #296

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                            "Now look here, you Baltic gas passer... " - Mik, 6/14/08

                            The saying, "Lite is just one damn thing after another," is a gross understatement. The damn things overlap.

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                              jon-nyc
                              wrote on 7 Jan 2022, 00:33 last edited by
                              #297

                              Why was Miss Piggy talking funny?

                              She had a frog in her throat.

                              Only non-witches get due process.

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                                George K
                                wrote on 10 Jan 2022, 13:14 last edited by
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                                Jesus said, "Fun fact! I really don't even know if I can swim!"

                                "Now look here, you Baltic gas passer... " - Mik, 6/14/08

                                The saying, "Lite is just one damn thing after another," is a gross understatement. The damn things overlap.

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                                  George K
                                  wrote on 11 Jan 2022, 14:11 last edited by
                                  #299

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                                  "Now look here, you Baltic gas passer... " - Mik, 6/14/08

                                  The saying, "Lite is just one damn thing after another," is a gross understatement. The damn things overlap.

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                                    George K
                                    wrote on 11 Jan 2022, 14:12 last edited by
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                                    Aqua's Sister: ANUS TART

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                                    "Now look here, you Baltic gas passer... " - Mik, 6/14/08

                                    The saying, "Lite is just one damn thing after another," is a gross understatement. The damn things overlap.

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                                      Larry
                                      wrote on 11 Jan 2022, 14:23 last edited by
                                      #301

                                      I got a text from my wife that said

                                      "Hurryhomethespacekeyonmyphonewontworkandineedanalternative"

                                      I got excited and hurried home as fast as I could go, but I couldn't help but wonder what a ternative is.....

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                                        jon-nyc
                                        wrote on 11 Jan 2022, 14:52 last edited by
                                        #302

                                        lol

                                        Only non-witches get due process.

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                                          jon-nyc
                                          wrote on 11 Jan 2022, 15:01 last edited by
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                                          Only non-witches get due process.

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