The Dark or Inappropriate Humor Thread
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I'm going to hell, but...
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This could go in the "OR Quotes" thread, but probably belongs here.
Co worker: “Diane said a bad word yesterday.”
Anesthesiologist: “Yeah she did! we don’t say that!”
Circulator: “What’s she say? the F word?”
Me: “Did she really?”
Co worker:: “No the Q word!!”
Me: *Thinks to myself Q word?!….
Them: “Yeah we don’t say that word here! it’s not allowed!”
Me: “The only Q word I can think of is queef”
Them: “Yeah! that’s the word! We’ll go with that!”
Me: *Q word?! Then I whisper “Wait, are you talking about queer?!”
Anesthesiologist: “For the love of God, you’re on call. don’t even think about it! It’s queef!”
Me: *Still not comprehending what they’re taking about!!
Me: “OH THE OR Q WORD!!! I GET IT NOW!!” -
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This could go in the "OR Quotes" thread, but probably belongs here.
Co worker: “Diane said a bad word yesterday.”
Anesthesiologist: “Yeah she did! we don’t say that!”
Circulator: “What’s she say? the F word?”
Me: “Did she really?”
Co worker:: “No the Q word!!”
Me: *Thinks to myself Q word?!….
Them: “Yeah we don’t say that word here! it’s not allowed!”
Me: “The only Q word I can think of is queef”
Them: “Yeah! that’s the word! We’ll go with that!”
Me: *Q word?! Then I whisper “Wait, are you talking about queer?!”
Anesthesiologist: “For the love of God, you’re on call. don’t even think about it! It’s queef!”
Me: *Still not comprehending what they’re taking about!!
Me: “OH THE OR Q WORD!!! I GET IT NOW!!”wrote on 27 Dec 2021, 20:09 last edited by@george-k said in The Dark or Inappropriate Humor Thread:
Link to videoThis could go in the "OR Quotes" thread, but probably belongs here.
Co worker: “Diane said a bad word yesterday.”
Anesthesiologist: “Yeah she did! we don’t say that!”
Circulator: “What’s she say? the F word?”
Me: “Did she really?”
Co worker:: “No the Q word!!”
Me: *Thinks to myself Q word?!….
Them: “Yeah we don’t say that word here! it’s not allowed!”
Me: “The only Q word I can think of is queef”
Them: “Yeah! that’s the word! We’ll go with that!”
Me: *Q word?! Then I whisper “Wait, are you talking about queer?!”
Anesthesiologist: “For the love of God, you’re on call. don’t even think about it! It’s queef!”
Me: *Still not comprehending what they’re taking about!!
Me: “OH THE OR Q WORD!!! I GET IT NOW!!” -
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I think 2022 might be a great year after all. It already started with a Golden Girls reunion.
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Why don’t Chinese kids believe in Santa?
They make all the toys.
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Why was Miss Piggy talking funny?
She had a frog in her throat.
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Jesus said, "Fun fact! I really don't even know if I can swim!"
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Aqua's Sister: ANUS TART
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I got a text from my wife that said
"Hurryhomethespacekeyonmyphonewontworkandineedanalternative"
I got excited and hurried home as fast as I could go, but I couldn't help but wonder what a ternative is.....
