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    jon-nyc
    wrote on 20 Dec 2021, 22:37 last edited by
    #280

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    They’ll end up, after a lot of drama, with the same formula they use every time they have a trifecta: take away health care and food assistance from low income families and use the money to fund tax cuts for their donors.

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    • J jon-nyc
      20 Dec 2021, 22:37

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      George K
      wrote on 20 Dec 2021, 22:39 last edited by
      #281

      @jon-nyc OK. That's pretty inappropriate.

      But, it's nyunny a nyuck.

      "Now look here, you Baltic gas passer... " - Mik, 6/14/08

      The saying, "Lite is just one damn thing after another," is a gross understatement. The damn things overlap.

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        Mik
        wrote on 20 Dec 2021, 22:58 last edited by
        #282

        I'm going to hell, but... 🤣

        "The intelligent man who is proud of his intelligence is like the condemned man who is proud of his large cell." Simone Weil

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          jon-nyc
          wrote on 21 Dec 2021, 19:58 last edited by
          #283

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          They’ll end up, after a lot of drama, with the same formula they use every time they have a trifecta: take away health care and food assistance from low income families and use the money to fund tax cuts for their donors.

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            George K
            wrote on 23 Dec 2021, 22:23 last edited by
            #284

            This could go in the "OR Quotes" thread, but probably belongs here.

            Co worker: “Diane said a bad word yesterday.”
            Anesthesiologist: “Yeah she did! we don’t say that!”
            Circulator: “What’s she say? the F word?”
            Me: “Did she really?”
            Co worker:: “No the Q word!!”
            Me: *Thinks to myself Q word?!….
            Them: “Yeah we don’t say that word here! it’s not allowed!”
            Me: “The only Q word I can think of is queef” 😂
            Them: “Yeah! that’s the word! We’ll go with that!”
            Me: *Q word?! Then I whisper “Wait, are you talking about queer?!”
            Anesthesiologist: “For the love of God, you’re on call. don’t even think about it! It’s queef!”
            Me: *Still not comprehending what they’re taking about!!
            Me: “OH THE OR Q WORD!!! I GET IT NOW!!”

            "Now look here, you Baltic gas passer... " - Mik, 6/14/08

            The saying, "Lite is just one damn thing after another," is a gross understatement. The damn things overlap.

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              George K
              wrote on 23 Dec 2021, 22:25 last edited by
              #285

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              "Now look here, you Baltic gas passer... " - Mik, 6/14/08

              The saying, "Lite is just one damn thing after another," is a gross understatement. The damn things overlap.

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                George K
                wrote on 23 Dec 2021, 22:30 last edited by
                #286

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                "Now look here, you Baltic gas passer... " - Mik, 6/14/08

                The saying, "Lite is just one damn thing after another," is a gross understatement. The damn things overlap.

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                  Mik
                  wrote on 24 Dec 2021, 15:30 last edited by
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                  "The intelligent man who is proud of his intelligence is like the condemned man who is proud of his large cell." Simone Weil

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                    bachophile
                    wrote on 27 Dec 2021, 17:19 last edited by
                    #288

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                      20 Dec 2021, 22:37

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                      Larry
                      wrote on 27 Dec 2021, 20:03 last edited by
                      #289

                      @jon-nyc said in The Dark or Inappropriate Humor Thread:

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                      BAHAHAHAAAAAA

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                      • G George K
                        23 Dec 2021, 22:23

                        This could go in the "OR Quotes" thread, but probably belongs here.

                        Co worker: “Diane said a bad word yesterday.”
                        Anesthesiologist: “Yeah she did! we don’t say that!”
                        Circulator: “What’s she say? the F word?”
                        Me: “Did she really?”
                        Co worker:: “No the Q word!!”
                        Me: *Thinks to myself Q word?!….
                        Them: “Yeah we don’t say that word here! it’s not allowed!”
                        Me: “The only Q word I can think of is queef” 😂
                        Them: “Yeah! that’s the word! We’ll go with that!”
                        Me: *Q word?! Then I whisper “Wait, are you talking about queer?!”
                        Anesthesiologist: “For the love of God, you’re on call. don’t even think about it! It’s queef!”
                        Me: *Still not comprehending what they’re taking about!!
                        Me: “OH THE OR Q WORD!!! I GET IT NOW!!”

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                        Larry
                        wrote on 27 Dec 2021, 20:09 last edited by
                        #290

                        @george-k said in The Dark or Inappropriate Humor Thread:

                        This could go in the "OR Quotes" thread, but probably belongs here.

                        Co worker: “Diane said a bad word yesterday.”
                        Anesthesiologist: “Yeah she did! we don’t say that!”
                        Circulator: “What’s she say? the F word?”
                        Me: “Did she really?”
                        Co worker:: “No the Q word!!”
                        Me: *Thinks to myself Q word?!….
                        Them: “Yeah we don’t say that word here! it’s not allowed!”
                        Me: “The only Q word I can think of is queef” 😂
                        Them: “Yeah! that’s the word! We’ll go with that!”
                        Me: *Q word?! Then I whisper “Wait, are you talking about queer?!”
                        Anesthesiologist: “For the love of God, you’re on call. don’t even think about it! It’s queef!”
                        Me: *Still not comprehending what they’re taking about!!
                        Me: “OH THE OR Q WORD!!! I GET IT NOW!!”

                        Link to video

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                          24 Dec 2021, 15:30

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                          LuFins Dad
                          wrote on 27 Dec 2021, 20:38 last edited by
                          #291

                          @mik said in The Dark or Inappropriate Humor Thread:

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                          Where’s the spit emoji?

                          The Brad

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                            jon-nyc
                            wrote on 1 Jan 2022, 14:48 last edited by
                            #292

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                            They’ll end up, after a lot of drama, with the same formula they use every time they have a trifecta: take away health care and food assistance from low income families and use the money to fund tax cuts for their donors.

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                              jon-nyc
                              wrote on 3 Jan 2022, 02:21 last edited by
                              #293

                              I think 2022 might be a great year after all. It already started with a Golden Girls reunion.

                              They’ll end up, after a lot of drama, with the same formula they use every time they have a trifecta: take away health care and food assistance from low income families and use the money to fund tax cuts for their donors.

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                                jon-nyc
                                wrote on 3 Jan 2022, 02:25 last edited by
                                #294

                                Why don’t Chinese kids believe in Santa?

                                They make all the toys.

                                They’ll end up, after a lot of drama, with the same formula they use every time they have a trifecta: take away health care and food assistance from low income families and use the money to fund tax cuts for their donors.

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                                  George K
                                  wrote on 5 Jan 2022, 19:45 last edited by
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                                  "Now look here, you Baltic gas passer... " - Mik, 6/14/08

                                  The saying, "Lite is just one damn thing after another," is a gross understatement. The damn things overlap.

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                                    George K
                                    wrote on 5 Jan 2022, 21:33 last edited by
                                    #296

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                                    "Now look here, you Baltic gas passer... " - Mik, 6/14/08

                                    The saying, "Lite is just one damn thing after another," is a gross understatement. The damn things overlap.

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                                      jon-nyc
                                      wrote on 7 Jan 2022, 00:33 last edited by
                                      #297

                                      Why was Miss Piggy talking funny?

                                      She had a frog in her throat.

                                      They’ll end up, after a lot of drama, with the same formula they use every time they have a trifecta: take away health care and food assistance from low income families and use the money to fund tax cuts for their donors.

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                                        George K
                                        wrote on 10 Jan 2022, 13:14 last edited by
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                                        Jesus said, "Fun fact! I really don't even know if I can swim!"

                                        "Now look here, you Baltic gas passer... " - Mik, 6/14/08

                                        The saying, "Lite is just one damn thing after another," is a gross understatement. The damn things overlap.

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                                          George K
                                          wrote on 11 Jan 2022, 14:11 last edited by
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                                          "Now look here, you Baltic gas passer... " - Mik, 6/14/08

                                          The saying, "Lite is just one damn thing after another," is a gross understatement. The damn things overlap.

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