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The Dark or Inappropriate Humor Thread

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    jon-nyc
    wrote on 1 Dec 2021, 14:14 last edited by
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    I’m telling HR….

    They’ll end up, after a lot of drama, with the same formula they use every time they have a trifecta: take away health care and food assistance from low income families and use the money to fund tax cuts for their donors.

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      George K
      wrote on 2 Dec 2021, 20:25 last edited by
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      Amish folks don’t motorboat their wife’s boobs…

      They rowboat them.

      "Now look here, you Baltic gas passer... " - Mik, 6/14/08

      The saying, "Lite is just one damn thing after another," is a gross understatement. The damn things overlap.

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        Mik
        wrote on 6 Dec 2021, 18:08 last edited by
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        "The intelligent man who is proud of his intelligence is like the condemned man who is proud of his large cell." Simone Weil

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          George K
          wrote on 7 Dec 2021, 00:28 last edited by
          #272

          What’s it called when an orphan takes a selfie?

          A family photo.

          "Now look here, you Baltic gas passer... " - Mik, 6/14/08

          The saying, "Lite is just one damn thing after another," is a gross understatement. The damn things overlap.

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            Larry
            wrote on 7 Dec 2021, 00:29 last edited by
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            Why do midgets laugh when they run?

            The grass tickles their balls,

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              jon-nyc
              wrote on 10 Dec 2021, 00:53 last edited by
              #274

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              They’ll end up, after a lot of drama, with the same formula they use every time they have a trifecta: take away health care and food assistance from low income families and use the money to fund tax cuts for their donors.

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                10 Dec 2021, 00:53

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                Improviso
                wrote on 10 Dec 2021, 11:18 last edited by
                #275

                @jon-nyc said in The Dark or Inappropriate Humor Thread:

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                Link to video

                We have the freedom to choose our actions, but we do not get to choose our consequences.
                Yes, there are two paths you can go by, but in the long run, there's still time to change the road you're on.

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                  George K
                  wrote on 11 Dec 2021, 12:43 last edited by
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                  "Now look here, you Baltic gas passer... " - Mik, 6/14/08

                  The saying, "Lite is just one damn thing after another," is a gross understatement. The damn things overlap.

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                    George K
                    wrote on 11 Dec 2021, 12:44 last edited by
                    #277

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                    "Now look here, you Baltic gas passer... " - Mik, 6/14/08

                    The saying, "Lite is just one damn thing after another," is a gross understatement. The damn things overlap.

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                      Mik
                      wrote on 11 Dec 2021, 17:33 last edited by
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                      "The intelligent man who is proud of his intelligence is like the condemned man who is proud of his large cell." Simone Weil

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                        jon-nyc
                        wrote on 15 Dec 2021, 11:11 last edited by
                        #279

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                        They’ll end up, after a lot of drama, with the same formula they use every time they have a trifecta: take away health care and food assistance from low income families and use the money to fund tax cuts for their donors.

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                          jon-nyc
                          wrote on 20 Dec 2021, 22:37 last edited by
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                          They’ll end up, after a lot of drama, with the same formula they use every time they have a trifecta: take away health care and food assistance from low income families and use the money to fund tax cuts for their donors.

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                            20 Dec 2021, 22:37

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                            George K
                            wrote on 20 Dec 2021, 22:39 last edited by
                            #281

                            @jon-nyc OK. That's pretty inappropriate.

                            But, it's nyunny a nyuck.

                            "Now look here, you Baltic gas passer... " - Mik, 6/14/08

                            The saying, "Lite is just one damn thing after another," is a gross understatement. The damn things overlap.

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                              Mik
                              wrote on 20 Dec 2021, 22:58 last edited by
                              #282

                              I'm going to hell, but... 🤣

                              "The intelligent man who is proud of his intelligence is like the condemned man who is proud of his large cell." Simone Weil

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                                jon-nyc
                                wrote on 21 Dec 2021, 19:58 last edited by
                                #283

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                                They’ll end up, after a lot of drama, with the same formula they use every time they have a trifecta: take away health care and food assistance from low income families and use the money to fund tax cuts for their donors.

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                                  George K
                                  wrote on 23 Dec 2021, 22:23 last edited by
                                  #284

                                  This could go in the "OR Quotes" thread, but probably belongs here.

                                  Co worker: “Diane said a bad word yesterday.”
                                  Anesthesiologist: “Yeah she did! we don’t say that!”
                                  Circulator: “What’s she say? the F word?”
                                  Me: “Did she really?”
                                  Co worker:: “No the Q word!!”
                                  Me: *Thinks to myself Q word?!….
                                  Them: “Yeah we don’t say that word here! it’s not allowed!”
                                  Me: “The only Q word I can think of is queef” 😂
                                  Them: “Yeah! that’s the word! We’ll go with that!”
                                  Me: *Q word?! Then I whisper “Wait, are you talking about queer?!”
                                  Anesthesiologist: “For the love of God, you’re on call. don’t even think about it! It’s queef!”
                                  Me: *Still not comprehending what they’re taking about!!
                                  Me: “OH THE OR Q WORD!!! I GET IT NOW!!”

                                  "Now look here, you Baltic gas passer... " - Mik, 6/14/08

                                  The saying, "Lite is just one damn thing after another," is a gross understatement. The damn things overlap.

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                                    George K
                                    wrote on 23 Dec 2021, 22:25 last edited by
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                                    "Now look here, you Baltic gas passer... " - Mik, 6/14/08

                                    The saying, "Lite is just one damn thing after another," is a gross understatement. The damn things overlap.

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                                      George K
                                      wrote on 23 Dec 2021, 22:30 last edited by
                                      #286

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                                      "Now look here, you Baltic gas passer... " - Mik, 6/14/08

                                      The saying, "Lite is just one damn thing after another," is a gross understatement. The damn things overlap.

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                                        Mik
                                        wrote on 24 Dec 2021, 15:30 last edited by
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                                        "The intelligent man who is proud of his intelligence is like the condemned man who is proud of his large cell." Simone Weil

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                                          bachophile
                                          wrote on 27 Dec 2021, 17:19 last edited by
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