The Dark or Inappropriate Humor Thread

[George K]

@jon-nyc I remember telling that joke at work...boy did I get the looks.

[jon-nyc]

I’m telling HR….

[George K]

Amish folks don’t motorboat their wife’s boobs…

They rowboat them.

[Mik]

[George K]

What’s it called when an orphan takes a selfie?

A family photo.

[Larry]

Why do midgets laugh when they run?

The grass tickles their balls,

[jon-nyc]

[Improviso]

@jon-nyc said in The Dark or Inappropriate Humor Thread:

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[George K]

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[Mik]

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[George K]

@jon-nyc OK. That's pretty inappropriate.

But, it's nyunny a nyuck.

[Mik]

I'm going to hell, but...

[jon-nyc]

[George K]

This could go in the "OR Quotes" thread, but probably belongs here.

Co worker: “Diane said a bad word yesterday.”
Anesthesiologist: “Yeah she did! we don’t say that!”
Circulator: “What’s she say? the F word?”
Me: “Did she really?”
Co worker:: “No the Q word!!”
Me: *Thinks to myself Q word?!….
Them: “Yeah we don’t say that word here! it’s not allowed!”
Me: “The only Q word I can think of is queef”
Them: “Yeah! that’s the word! We’ll go with that!”
Me: *Q word?! Then I whisper “Wait, are you talking about queer?!”
Anesthesiologist: “For the love of God, you’re on call. don’t even think about it! It’s queef!”
Me: *Still not comprehending what they’re taking about!!
Me: “OH THE OR Q WORD!!! I GET IT NOW!!”

[George K]

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[Mik]