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  • MikM Offline
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    Mik
    wrote on last edited by
    #1445

    Boy, this thread is earning its name today. 😆

    “I am fond of pigs. Dogs look up to us. Cats look down on us. Pigs treat us as equals.” ~Winston S. Churchill

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    • jon-nycJ Offline
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      jon-nyc
      wrote on last edited by
      #1446

      How do you make a dog go woof?

      Soak it in gasoline and throw a match on it.

      Only non-witches get due process.

      • Cotton Mather, Salem Massachusetts, 1692
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      • jon-nycJ jon-nyc

        How do you make a dog go woof?

        Soak it in gasoline and throw a match on it.

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        W Do not disturb
        Wim
        wrote on last edited by
        #1447

        @jon-nyc In my recollection the joke was about a cat...

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          jon-nyc
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          #1448

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          Only non-witches get due process.

          • Cotton Mather, Salem Massachusetts, 1692
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          • MikM Offline
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            Mik
            wrote on last edited by
            #1449

            This is hard to beat!

            IMG_4505.jpeg

            “I am fond of pigs. Dogs look up to us. Cats look down on us. Pigs treat us as equals.” ~Winston S. Churchill

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            • jon-nycJ jon-nyc

              IMG_9805.jpeg

              HoraceH Offline
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              Horace
              wrote on last edited by
              #1450

              @jon-nyc said in The Dark or Inappropriate Humor Thread:

              IMG_9805.jpeg

              Imagine how questionable that cartoon would be if he'd gotten the skin colors at Jonestown right.

              Education is extremely important.

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              • jon-nycJ Offline
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                jon-nyc
                wrote on last edited by
                #1451

                He did, didn’t he? They had moved to Guyana but they were all Americans.

                Only non-witches get due process.

                • Cotton Mather, Salem Massachusetts, 1692
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                • jon-nycJ jon-nyc

                  He did, didn’t he? They had moved to Guyana but they were all Americans.

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                  Horace
                  wrote on last edited by
                  #1452

                  @jon-nyc said in The Dark or Inappropriate Humor Thread:

                  He did, didn’t he? They had moved to Guyana but they were all Americans.

                  Black Americans mostly, from what I understand. Granted I'm going from memory.

                  Education is extremely important.

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                  • jon-nycJ Offline
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                    jon-nyc
                    wrote on last edited by
                    #1453

                    ChatGPT agrees with you. 70% black.

                    Only non-witches get due process.

                    • Cotton Mather, Salem Massachusetts, 1692
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                    • jon-nycJ jon-nyc

                      ChatGPT agrees with you. 70% black.

                      LuFins DadL Offline
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                      LuFins Dad
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                      #1454

                      @jon-nyc said in The Dark or Inappropriate Humor Thread:

                      ChatGPT agrees with you. 70% black.

                      ChatGPT is wrong, 80%. And Jones own son was black

                      The Brad

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                      • kluursK Offline
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                        kluurs
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                        #1455

                        Banksy artwork

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                        • jon-nycJ Offline
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                          jon-nyc
                          wrote on last edited by
                          #1456

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                          Only non-witches get due process.

                          • Cotton Mather, Salem Massachusetts, 1692
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                            George K
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                            #1457

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                            "Now look here, you Baltic gas passer... " - Mik, 6/14/08

                            The saying, "Lite is just one damn thing after another," is a gross understatement. The damn things overlap.

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                              wrote on last edited by
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                              "Now look here, you Baltic gas passer... " - Mik, 6/14/08

                              The saying, "Lite is just one damn thing after another," is a gross understatement. The damn things overlap.

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                                jon-nyc
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                                #1459

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                                Only non-witches get due process.

                                • Cotton Mather, Salem Massachusetts, 1692
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                                • jon-nycJ jon-nyc

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                                  George KG Offline
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                                  George K
                                  wrote on last edited by
                                  #1460

                                  @jon-nyc

                                  "How can you tell when...."

                                  "Now look here, you Baltic gas passer... " - Mik, 6/14/08

                                  The saying, "Lite is just one damn thing after another," is a gross understatement. The damn things overlap.

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                                    George K
                                    wrote on last edited by
                                    #1461

                                    Image.jpg

                                    "Now look here, you Baltic gas passer... " - Mik, 6/14/08

                                    The saying, "Lite is just one damn thing after another," is a gross understatement. The damn things overlap.

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                                      jon-nyc
                                      wrote on last edited by
                                      #1462

                                      You know what would be a better name for the Make A Wish Foundation?

                                      The ‘Sorry…. Make Another Wish Foundation’.

                                      Only non-witches get due process.

                                      • Cotton Mather, Salem Massachusetts, 1692
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                                      • jon-nycJ jon-nyc

                                        You know what would be a better name for the Make A Wish Foundation?

                                        The ‘Sorry…. Make Another Wish Foundation’.

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                                        taiwan_girl
                                        wrote on last edited by
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                                        @jon-nyc said in The Dark or Inappropriate Humor Thread:

                                        You know what would be a better name for the Make A Wish Foundation?

                                        The ‘Sorry…. Make Another Wish Foundation’.

                                        I recently watched a Ricky Gervais comedy special and he talks about doing some work for Make A Wish.

                                        And when he meets the kids, the first things he says is something like, "Why in the f*** would you use your wish to meet me? Why wouldn't you wish to get better?" 😲 😂

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                                          George K
                                          wrote on last edited by George K
                                          #1464

                                          Science...

                                          "Now look here, you Baltic gas passer... " - Mik, 6/14/08

                                          The saying, "Lite is just one damn thing after another," is a gross understatement. The damn things overlap.

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