The Dark or Inappropriate Humor Thread

[jon-nyc]

Yes. At the end of the day those simulacrums of a vagina are open wounds that would heal but for daily dilation.

[jon-nyc]

[George K]

[George K]

[Mik]

[George K]

[Mik]

[George K]

I literally LOLed and Boris gave me a funny look.

[Mik]

It's all in how you hear it.

[Axtremus]

Vulgarity is in the ear of the listener.

[George K]

[jon-nyc]

I was going to tell a trans joke, it I’d probably butcher it.

[jon-nyc]

A woman gives birth and the dr. pretends to hand her the baby but then pulls it back and swings it around the room by its cord. He smashes the baby against the walls again and again. The mother cries out, "You monster," and the Dr yells "April Fools!! It was already dead."

[George K]

@jon-nyc said in The Dark or Inappropriate Humor Thread:

A woman gives birth and the dr. pretends to hand her the baby but then pulls it back and swings it around the room by its cord. He smashes the baby against the walls again and again. The mother cries out, "You monster," and the Dr yells "April Fools!! It was already dead."

My God.

But...I did laugh.

[jon-nyc]

How come pedophiles never win races?

They like to come in a little behind.

[jon-nyc]

I like my women like I like my whiskey.

Aged 12 years and mixed up with coke.

[George K]

@jon-nyc said in The Dark or Inappropriate Humor Thread:

How come pedophiles never win races?

They like to come in a little behind.

OMG...that brought some disgusting priest joke to mind.

But in my dotage I can't recall it.

[Mik]

Boy, this thread is earning its name today.

[jon-nyc]

How do you make a dog go woof?

Soak it in gasoline and throw a match on it.

[Wim]

@jon-nyc In my recollection the joke was about a cat...