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    George K
    wrote on 14 Aug 2024, 11:18 last edited by
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    "Now look here, you Baltic gas passer... " - Mik, 6/14/08

    The saying, "Lite is just one damn thing after another," is a gross understatement. The damn things overlap.

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      14 Aug 2024, 01:33

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      Klaus
      wrote on 14 Aug 2024, 17:10 last edited by
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      @George-K said in The Dark or Inappropriate Humor Thread:

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      I hear that's a very real concern for "neo vaginas".

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        jon-nyc
        wrote on 14 Aug 2024, 17:23 last edited by
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        Yes. At the end of the day those simulacrums of a vagina are open wounds that would heal but for daily dilation.

        Only non-witches get due process.

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          jon-nyc
          wrote on 15 Aug 2024, 16:37 last edited by
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          Only non-witches get due process.

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            George K
            wrote on 17 Aug 2024, 01:20 last edited by
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            "Now look here, you Baltic gas passer... " - Mik, 6/14/08

            The saying, "Lite is just one damn thing after another," is a gross understatement. The damn things overlap.

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              George K
              wrote on 17 Aug 2024, 13:36 last edited by
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              "Now look here, you Baltic gas passer... " - Mik, 6/14/08

              The saying, "Lite is just one damn thing after another," is a gross understatement. The damn things overlap.

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                Mik
                wrote on 19 Aug 2024, 14:42 last edited by
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                ā€œI am fond of pigs. Dogs look up to us. Cats look down on us. Pigs treat us as equals.ā€ ~Winston S. Churchill

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                  George K
                  wrote on 20 Aug 2024, 12:18 last edited by
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                  "Now look here, you Baltic gas passer... " - Mik, 6/14/08

                  The saying, "Lite is just one damn thing after another," is a gross understatement. The damn things overlap.

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                    Mik
                    wrote on 20 Aug 2024, 17:30 last edited by
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                    ā€œI am fond of pigs. Dogs look up to us. Cats look down on us. Pigs treat us as equals.ā€ ~Winston S. Churchill

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                      George K
                      wrote on 25 Aug 2024, 21:00 last edited by
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                      I literally LOLed and Boris gave me a funny look.

                      "Now look here, you Baltic gas passer... " - Mik, 6/14/08

                      The saying, "Lite is just one damn thing after another," is a gross understatement. The damn things overlap.

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                        Mik
                        wrote on 25 Aug 2024, 21:10 last edited by
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                        It's all in how you hear it. šŸ˜„

                        ā€œI am fond of pigs. Dogs look up to us. Cats look down on us. Pigs treat us as equals.ā€ ~Winston S. Churchill

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                          Axtremus
                          wrote on 25 Aug 2024, 21:13 last edited by
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                          Vulgarity is in the ear of the listener.

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                            George K
                            wrote on 27 Aug 2024, 11:37 last edited by
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                            "Now look here, you Baltic gas passer... " - Mik, 6/14/08

                            The saying, "Lite is just one damn thing after another," is a gross understatement. The damn things overlap.

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                              jon-nyc
                              wrote on 28 Aug 2024, 01:45 last edited by
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                              I was going to tell a trans joke, it I’d probably butcher it.

                              Only non-witches get due process.

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                                jon-nyc
                                wrote on 28 Aug 2024, 01:47 last edited by
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                                A woman gives birth and the dr. pretends to hand her the baby but then pulls it back and swings it around the room by its cord. He smashes the baby against the walls again and again. The mother cries out, "You monster," and the Dr yells "April Fools!! It was already dead."

                                Only non-witches get due process.

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                                  28 Aug 2024, 01:47

                                  A woman gives birth and the dr. pretends to hand her the baby but then pulls it back and swings it around the room by its cord. He smashes the baby against the walls again and again. The mother cries out, "You monster," and the Dr yells "April Fools!! It was already dead."

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                                  George K
                                  wrote on 28 Aug 2024, 01:56 last edited by
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                                  @jon-nyc said in The Dark or Inappropriate Humor Thread:

                                  A woman gives birth and the dr. pretends to hand her the baby but then pulls it back and swings it around the room by its cord. He smashes the baby against the walls again and again. The mother cries out, "You monster," and the Dr yells "April Fools!! It was already dead."

                                  My God.

                                  But...I did laugh.

                                  "Now look here, you Baltic gas passer... " - Mik, 6/14/08

                                  The saying, "Lite is just one damn thing after another," is a gross understatement. The damn things overlap.

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                                    jon-nyc
                                    wrote on 28 Aug 2024, 02:01 last edited by
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                                    How come pedophiles never win races?

                                    They like to come in a little behind.

                                    Only non-witches get due process.

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                                      jon-nyc
                                      wrote on 28 Aug 2024, 02:06 last edited by
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                                      I like my women like I like my whiskey.

                                      Aged 12 years and mixed up with coke.

                                      Only non-witches get due process.

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                                        28 Aug 2024, 02:01

                                        How come pedophiles never win races?

                                        They like to come in a little behind.

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                                        George K
                                        wrote on 28 Aug 2024, 02:08 last edited by
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                                        @jon-nyc said in The Dark or Inappropriate Humor Thread:

                                        How come pedophiles never win races?

                                        They like to come in a little behind.

                                        OMG...that brought some disgusting priest joke to mind.

                                        But in my dotage I can't recall it.

                                        "Now look here, you Baltic gas passer... " - Mik, 6/14/08

                                        The saying, "Lite is just one damn thing after another," is a gross understatement. The damn things overlap.

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                                          Mik
                                          wrote on 28 Aug 2024, 02:17 last edited by
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                                          Boy, this thread is earning its name today. šŸ˜†

                                          ā€œI am fond of pigs. Dogs look up to us. Cats look down on us. Pigs treat us as equals.ā€ ~Winston S. Churchill

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