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    Not after you flush. The best technologies are indistinguishable from magic.

    The whole reason we call them illegal aliens is because they’re subject to our laws.

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    • MikM Away
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      "You cannot subsidize irresponsibility and expect people to become more responsible." — Thomas Sowell

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          The whole reason we call them illegal aliens is because they’re subject to our laws.

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          😂
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            The whole reason we call them illegal aliens is because they’re subject to our laws.

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              Like chatting in a barbershop or a nail parlor. You go there presumably to get a haircut or get your nails done, but they can talk to you about anything and everything!

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                Next time I’m getting my hair cut I’m asking Yuriy about Navier-Stokes equations.

                The whole reason we call them illegal aliens is because they’re subject to our laws.

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                  The whole reason we call them illegal aliens is because they’re subject to our laws.

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                    The whole reason we call them illegal aliens is because they’re subject to our laws.

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                      The whole reason we call them illegal aliens is because they’re subject to our laws.

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                        The whole reason we call them illegal aliens is because they’re subject to our laws.

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                          The whole reason we call them illegal aliens is because they’re subject to our laws.

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                            Brilliant. The crazy hot scale in geekspeak.

                            "You cannot subsidize irresponsibility and expect people to become more responsible." — Thomas Sowell

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                                @AndyD said:

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                                The topic is GEEK humor not GREEK humor. 😂

                                Flushing the toilet is like practicing the piano; you just cannot go too long without doing it.--Axtremus

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                                  Trump to Germany: "Help us reopen the Straits of Hormuz."
                                  Germany: "Our answer is five plus four."

                                  Source: Late Night with Seth Meyers, 2026 March 16.

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