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  • jon-nycJ Offline
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    jon-nyc
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    #219

    I never bothered reading mine. Just flushed.

    Lo, no accord shall bloom 'twixt us and that realm, save they do kneel in token of their utter, soul-deep shame! No parley shall we hold, no treaty sign, until their will is broken, and their strength doth lie as dust before our might. -DJT, 3/6/26

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    • MikM Away
      MikM Away
      Mik
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      #220

      No shit?

      "You cannot subsidize irresponsibility and expect people to become more responsible." ā€” Thomas Sowell

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        jon-nyc
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        #221

        Not after you flush. The best technologies are indistinguishable from magic.

        Lo, no accord shall bloom 'twixt us and that realm, save they do kneel in token of their utter, soul-deep shame! No parley shall we hold, no treaty sign, until their will is broken, and their strength doth lie as dust before our might. -DJT, 3/6/26

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        • MikM Away
          MikM Away
          Mik
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          "You cannot subsidize irresponsibility and expect people to become more responsible." ā€” Thomas Sowell

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              jon-nyc
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              #224

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              Lo, no accord shall bloom 'twixt us and that realm, save they do kneel in token of their utter, soul-deep shame! No parley shall we hold, no treaty sign, until their will is broken, and their strength doth lie as dust before our might. -DJT, 3/6/26

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                jon-nyc
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                Lo, no accord shall bloom 'twixt us and that realm, save they do kneel in token of their utter, soul-deep shame! No parley shall we hold, no treaty sign, until their will is broken, and their strength doth lie as dust before our might. -DJT, 3/6/26

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                • AxtremusA Offline
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                  Axtremus
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                  #226

                  Like chatting in a barbershop or a nail parlor. You go there presumably to get a haircut or get your nails done, but they can talk to you about anything and everything!

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                  • jon-nycJ Offline
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                    jon-nyc
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                    #227

                    Next time Iā€™m getting my hair cut Iā€™m asking Yuriy about Navier-Stokes equations.

                    Lo, no accord shall bloom 'twixt us and that realm, save they do kneel in token of their utter, soul-deep shame! No parley shall we hold, no treaty sign, until their will is broken, and their strength doth lie as dust before our might. -DJT, 3/6/26

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                      Lo, no accord shall bloom 'twixt us and that realm, save they do kneel in token of their utter, soul-deep shame! No parley shall we hold, no treaty sign, until their will is broken, and their strength doth lie as dust before our might. -DJT, 3/6/26

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                        jon-nyc
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                        Lo, no accord shall bloom 'twixt us and that realm, save they do kneel in token of their utter, soul-deep shame! No parley shall we hold, no treaty sign, until their will is broken, and their strength doth lie as dust before our might. -DJT, 3/6/26

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                          jon-nyc
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                          Lo, no accord shall bloom 'twixt us and that realm, save they do kneel in token of their utter, soul-deep shame! No parley shall we hold, no treaty sign, until their will is broken, and their strength doth lie as dust before our might. -DJT, 3/6/26

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                            Lo, no accord shall bloom 'twixt us and that realm, save they do kneel in token of their utter, soul-deep shame! No parley shall we hold, no treaty sign, until their will is broken, and their strength doth lie as dust before our might. -DJT, 3/6/26

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                              Lo, no accord shall bloom 'twixt us and that realm, save they do kneel in token of their utter, soul-deep shame! No parley shall we hold, no treaty sign, until their will is broken, and their strength doth lie as dust before our might. -DJT, 3/6/26

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                              • MikM Away
                                MikM Away
                                Mik
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                                #233

                                Brilliant. The crazy hot scale in geekspeak.

                                "You cannot subsidize irresponsibility and expect people to become more responsible." ā€” Thomas Sowell

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                                    @AndyD said:

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                                    The topic is GEEK humor not GREEK humor. šŸ˜‚

                                    Ego similis habere bonum et non curat nunquam accipere malum.

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                                      Trump to Germany: "Help us reopen the Straits of Hormuz."
                                      Germany: "Our answer is five plus four."

                                      Source: Late Night with Seth Meyers, 2026 March 16.

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                                        Trump to Germany: "Help us reopen the Straits of Hormuz."
                                        Germany: "Our answer is five plus four."

                                        Source: Late Night with Seth Meyers, 2026 March 16.

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                                        taiwan_girl
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                                        @Axtremus took me a second. 5555

                                        Reminds me of the joke:
                                        No matter how nice you are, German kids are kinder.

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                                          jon-nyc
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                                          Lo, no accord shall bloom 'twixt us and that realm, save they do kneel in token of their utter, soul-deep shame! No parley shall we hold, no treaty sign, until their will is broken, and their strength doth lie as dust before our might. -DJT, 3/6/26

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