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  • MikM Offline
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    "You cannot subsidize irresponsibility and expect people to become more responsible." — Thomas Sowell

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        Person. Woman. Man. Camera. TV.

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          Person. Woman. Man. Camera. TV.

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            Like chatting in a barbershop or a nail parlor. You go there presumably to get a haircut or get your nails done, but they can talk to you about anything and everything!

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              Next time I’m getting my hair cut I’m asking Yuriy about Navier-Stokes equations.

              Person. Woman. Man. Camera. TV.

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                  Person. Woman. Man. Camera. TV.

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                        Person. Woman. Man. Camera. TV.

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                        • MikM Offline
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                          Brilliant. The crazy hot scale in geekspeak.

                          "You cannot subsidize irresponsibility and expect people to become more responsible." — Thomas Sowell

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                              @AndyD said:

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                              The topic is GEEK humor not GREEK humor. šŸ˜‚

                              Flushing the toilet is like practicing the piano; you just cannot go too long without doing it.--Axtremus

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                                Trump to Germany: "Help us reopen the Straits of Hormuz."
                                Germany: "Our answer is five plus four."

                                Source: Late Night with Seth Meyers, 2026 March 16.

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                                  Trump to Germany: "Help us reopen the Straits of Hormuz."
                                  Germany: "Our answer is five plus four."

                                  Source: Late Night with Seth Meyers, 2026 March 16.

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                                  @Axtremus took me a second. 5555

                                  Reminds me of the joke:
                                  No matter how nice you are, German kids are kinder.

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                                          @bachophile said:

                                          Errh.... you can take an arbitrary set of five cities and find a 4th degree polynomial that lies perfectly on them. Maybe this is supposed to be a nerd joke?

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