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    The whole reason we call them illegal aliens is because they’re subject to our laws.

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      Like chatting in a barbershop or a nail parlor. You go there presumably to get a haircut or get your nails done, but they can talk to you about anything and everything!

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        Next time I’m getting my hair cut I’m asking Yuriy about Navier-Stokes equations.

        The whole reason we call them illegal aliens is because they’re subject to our laws.

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          The whole reason we call them illegal aliens is because they’re subject to our laws.

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            The whole reason we call them illegal aliens is because they’re subject to our laws.

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              The whole reason we call them illegal aliens is because they’re subject to our laws.

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                The whole reason we call them illegal aliens is because they’re subject to our laws.

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                  The whole reason we call them illegal aliens is because they’re subject to our laws.

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                    Brilliant. The crazy hot scale in geekspeak.

                    "You cannot subsidize irresponsibility and expect people to become more responsible." — Thomas Sowell

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                        The topic is GEEK humor not GREEK humor. 😂

                        Flushing the toilet is like practicing the piano; you just cannot go too long without doing it.--Axtremus

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                          Trump to Germany: "Help us reopen the Straits of Hormuz."
                          Germany: "Our answer is five plus four."

                          Source: Late Night with Seth Meyers, 2026 March 16.

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