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The whole reason we call them illegal aliens is because they’re subject to our laws.
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The whole reason we call them illegal aliens is because they’re subject to our laws.
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The whole reason we call them illegal aliens is because they’re subject to our laws.
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Brilliant. The crazy hot scale in geekspeak.
"You cannot subsidize irresponsibility and expect people to become more responsible." — Thomas Sowell
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@AndyD said:

The topic is GEEK humor not GREEK humor.
Flushing the toilet is like practicing the piano; you just cannot go too long without doing it.--Axtremus
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Trump to Germany: "Help us reopen the Straits of Hormuz."
Germany: "Our answer is five plus four."

Source: Late Night with Seth Meyers, 2026 March 16.
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Trump to Germany: "Help us reopen the Straits of Hormuz."
Germany: "Our answer is five plus four."

Source: Late Night with Seth Meyers, 2026 March 16.
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@Axtremus took me a second. 5555

Reminds me of the joke:
No matter how nice you are, German kids are kinder.
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