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    • jon-nycJ Offline
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      #46

      Lol @Nunatax

      Only non-witches get due process.

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          The real problem is how to get your bibliography system to not abbreviate author lists with "et al" if and only if you are citing your own papers and your own name would be cut off.

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            Only non-witches get due process.

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            • KlausK Offline
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              Why do computer scientists mix up Halloween and Christmas?

              Because Oct 31 = Dec 25.

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                Only non-witches get due process.

                • Cotton Mather, Salem Massachusetts, 1692
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                • KlausK Offline
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                  lol!

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                    @jon-nyc said in Geek humor:

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                    Yes, because this time the boulder won’t roll back.

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                    • AxtremusA Axtremus

                      @jon-nyc said in Geek humor:

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                      Yes, because this time the boulder won’t roll back.

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                      #54

                      @axtremus said in Geek humor:

                      Yes, because this time the boulder won’t roll back.

                      Perfect answer! Bravo!

                      "Now look here, you Baltic gas passer... " - Mik, 6/14/08

                      The saying, "Lite is just one damn thing after another," is a gross understatement. The damn things overlap.

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                        @axtremus said in Geek humor:

                        Yes, because this time the boulder won’t roll back.

                        Perfect answer! Bravo!

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                        @george-k said in Geek humor:

                        @axtremus said in Geek humor:

                        Yes, because this time the boulder won’t roll back.

                        Perfect answer! Bravo!

                        He is, but Camus isn't, because he never learned to appreciate the boulder.

                        Please love yourself.

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                          Ok but who is the asshole with the metal detector?

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                            Ok but who is the asshole with the metal detector?

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                            @bachophile oh I’m the asshole. That’s a track switch.

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                              @bachophile oh I’m the asshole. That’s a track switch.

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                              @bachophile said in Geek humor:

                              @bachophile oh I’m the asshole.

                              Saved for posterity…

                              The Brad

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                                Only non-witches get due process.

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                                  Only non-witches get due process.

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                                    Only non-witches get due process.

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                                      @jon-nyc said in Geek humor:

                                      Hey that's in Iceland, I think.

                                      Please love yourself.

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                                      • Aqua LetiferA Aqua Letifer

                                        @jon-nyc said in Geek humor:

                                        Hey that's in Iceland, I think.

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                                        @aqua-letifer said in Geek humor:

                                        @jon-nyc said in Geek humor:

                                        Hey that's in Iceland, I think.

                                        I’m 90% sure you are right.

                                        The Brad

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                                          Some say that people in modern society are atomized. But in this paper I argue that things are even worse than that: People are bosonated, leptonified, and even quarked up

                                          Only non-witches get due process.

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