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    Nunatax
    wrote on 18 Oct 2021, 05:16 last edited by
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      Klaus
      wrote on 18 Oct 2021, 08:26 last edited by
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      The real problem is how to get your bibliography system to not abbreviate author lists with "et al" if and only if you are citing your own papers and your own name would be cut off.

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        jon-nyc
        wrote on 1 Nov 2021, 11:31 last edited by
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        Only non-witches get due process.

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          Klaus
          wrote on 1 Nov 2021, 12:28 last edited by
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          Why do computer scientists mix up Halloween and Christmas?

          Because Oct 31 = Dec 25.

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            jon-nyc
            wrote on 17 Nov 2021, 10:25 last edited by
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            Only non-witches get due process.

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              Klaus
              wrote on 17 Nov 2021, 13:05 last edited by
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              lol!

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                17 Nov 2021, 10:25

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                Axtremus
                wrote on 17 Nov 2021, 13:11 last edited by
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                @jon-nyc said in Geek humor:

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                Yes, because this time the boulder won’t roll back.

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                  17 Nov 2021, 13:11

                  @jon-nyc said in Geek humor:

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                  Yes, because this time the boulder won’t roll back.

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                  George K
                  wrote on 17 Nov 2021, 13:16 last edited by
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                  @axtremus said in Geek humor:

                  Yes, because this time the boulder won’t roll back.

                  Perfect answer! Bravo!

                  "Now look here, you Baltic gas passer... " - Mik, 6/14/08

                  The saying, "Lite is just one damn thing after another," is a gross understatement. The damn things overlap.

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                  • G George K
                    17 Nov 2021, 13:16

                    @axtremus said in Geek humor:

                    Yes, because this time the boulder won’t roll back.

                    Perfect answer! Bravo!

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                    Aqua Letifer
                    wrote on 17 Nov 2021, 14:36 last edited by
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                    @george-k said in Geek humor:

                    @axtremus said in Geek humor:

                    Yes, because this time the boulder won’t roll back.

                    Perfect answer! Bravo!

                    He is, but Camus isn't, because he never learned to appreciate the boulder.

                    Please love yourself.

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                      bachophile
                      wrote on 17 Nov 2021, 16:42 last edited by bachophile
                      #56

                      Ok but who is the asshole with the metal detector?

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                        17 Nov 2021, 16:42

                        Ok but who is the asshole with the metal detector?

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                        bachophile
                        wrote on 17 Nov 2021, 16:43 last edited by bachophile
                        #57

                        @bachophile oh I’m the asshole. That’s a track switch.

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                          17 Nov 2021, 16:43

                          @bachophile oh I’m the asshole. That’s a track switch.

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                          LuFins Dad
                          wrote on 17 Nov 2021, 17:43 last edited by
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                          @bachophile said in Geek humor:

                          @bachophile oh I’m the asshole.

                          Saved for posterity…

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                            jon-nyc
                            wrote on 21 Nov 2021, 20:15 last edited by
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                            Only non-witches get due process.

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                              jon-nyc
                              wrote on 28 Nov 2021, 07:05 last edited by
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                              Only non-witches get due process.

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                                jon-nyc
                                wrote on 6 Dec 2021, 19:51 last edited by
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                                Only non-witches get due process.

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                                  6 Dec 2021, 19:51

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                                  Aqua Letifer
                                  wrote on 7 Dec 2021, 16:09 last edited by
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                                  @jon-nyc said in Geek humor:

                                  Hey that's in Iceland, I think.

                                  Please love yourself.

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                                    7 Dec 2021, 16:09

                                    @jon-nyc said in Geek humor:

                                    Hey that's in Iceland, I think.

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                                    LuFins Dad
                                    wrote on 7 Dec 2021, 17:26 last edited by
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                                    @aqua-letifer said in Geek humor:

                                    @jon-nyc said in Geek humor:

                                    Hey that's in Iceland, I think.

                                    I’m 90% sure you are right.

                                    The Brad

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                                      jon-nyc
                                      wrote on 6 Feb 2022, 13:34 last edited by
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                                      Some say that people in modern society are atomized. But in this paper I argue that things are even worse than that: People are bosonated, leptonified, and even quarked up

                                      Only non-witches get due process.

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                                        jon-nyc
                                        wrote on 10 Feb 2022, 12:01 last edited by
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                                        Only non-witches get due process.

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                                          Klaus
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