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  • G George K
    17 Nov 2021, 13:16

    @axtremus said in Geek humor:

    Yes, because this time the boulder won’t roll back.

    Perfect answer! Bravo!

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    Aqua Letifer
    wrote on 17 Nov 2021, 14:36 last edited by
    #55

    @george-k said in Geek humor:

    @axtremus said in Geek humor:

    Yes, because this time the boulder won’t roll back.

    Perfect answer! Bravo!

    He is, but Camus isn't, because he never learned to appreciate the boulder.

    Please love yourself.

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      bachophile
      wrote on 17 Nov 2021, 16:42 last edited by bachophile
      #56

      Ok but who is the asshole with the metal detector?

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      • B bachophile
        17 Nov 2021, 16:42

        Ok but who is the asshole with the metal detector?

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        bachophile
        wrote on 17 Nov 2021, 16:43 last edited by bachophile
        #57

        @bachophile oh I’m the asshole. That’s a track switch.

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        • B bachophile
          17 Nov 2021, 16:43

          @bachophile oh I’m the asshole. That’s a track switch.

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          LuFins Dad
          wrote on 17 Nov 2021, 17:43 last edited by
          #58

          @bachophile said in Geek humor:

          @bachophile oh I’m the asshole.

          Saved for posterity…

          The Brad

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            jon-nyc
            wrote on 21 Nov 2021, 20:15 last edited by
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            Only non-witches get due process.

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              jon-nyc
              wrote on 28 Nov 2021, 07:05 last edited by
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              Only non-witches get due process.

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                jon-nyc
                wrote on 6 Dec 2021, 19:51 last edited by
                #61

                Only non-witches get due process.

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                  6 Dec 2021, 19:51

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                  Aqua Letifer
                  wrote on 7 Dec 2021, 16:09 last edited by
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                  @jon-nyc said in Geek humor:

                  Hey that's in Iceland, I think.

                  Please love yourself.

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                  • A Aqua Letifer
                    7 Dec 2021, 16:09

                    @jon-nyc said in Geek humor:

                    Hey that's in Iceland, I think.

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                    LuFins Dad
                    wrote on 7 Dec 2021, 17:26 last edited by
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                    @aqua-letifer said in Geek humor:

                    @jon-nyc said in Geek humor:

                    Hey that's in Iceland, I think.

                    I’m 90% sure you are right.

                    The Brad

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                      jon-nyc
                      wrote on 6 Feb 2022, 13:34 last edited by
                      #64

                      Some say that people in modern society are atomized. But in this paper I argue that things are even worse than that: People are bosonated, leptonified, and even quarked up

                      Only non-witches get due process.

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                        jon-nyc
                        wrote on 10 Feb 2022, 12:01 last edited by
                        #65

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                        Only non-witches get due process.

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                          Klaus
                          wrote on 28 Feb 2022, 22:37 last edited by
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                            28 Feb 2022, 22:37

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                            George K
                            wrote on 28 Feb 2022, 22:48 last edited by
                            #67

                            @Klaus LOL.

                            Just not Geeky enough that I understood it.

                            "Now look here, you Baltic gas passer... " - Mik, 6/14/08

                            The saying, "Lite is just one damn thing after another," is a gross understatement. The damn things overlap.

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                              Nunatax
                              wrote on 14 Mar 2022, 21:29 last edited by
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                                George K
                                wrote on 11 Apr 2022, 22:55 last edited by
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                                "Now look here, you Baltic gas passer... " - Mik, 6/14/08

                                The saying, "Lite is just one damn thing after another," is a gross understatement. The damn things overlap.

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                                  11 Apr 2022, 22:55

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                                  taiwan_girl
                                  wrote on 12 Apr 2022, 02:23 last edited by
                                  #70

                                  @George-K Okay. I dont get it! 🤷

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                                  • taiwan_girlT taiwan_girl
                                    12 Apr 2022, 02:23

                                    @George-K Okay. I dont get it! 🤷

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                                    Horace
                                    wrote on 12 Apr 2022, 02:30 last edited by
                                    #71

                                    @taiwan_girl said in Geek humor:

                                    @George-K Okay. I dont get it! 🤷

                                    I didn’t get it either but I was too embarrassed to say. Thanks TG for stepping up.

                                    Education is extremely important.

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                                      Mik
                                      wrote on 12 Apr 2022, 02:48 last edited by
                                      #72

                                      It’s an old software joke. It’s not a bug, it’s a…..

                                      “I am fond of pigs. Dogs look up to us. Cats look down on us. Pigs treat us as equals.” ~Winston S. Churchill

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                                        jon-nyc
                                        wrote on 19 Apr 2022, 11:27 last edited by
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                                        Only non-witches get due process.

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                                          19 Apr 2022, 11:27

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                                          brenda
                                          wrote on 19 Apr 2022, 16:45 last edited by
                                          #74

                                          @jon-nyc Love this one!

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